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leave Australia to me edition

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Reckon Australia might win the series.

>August Ames committed literal pooicide

Execute all homosexuals

pavement

at least we'll have Tendies vs Poo peeland this weekend

How do I shave my balls lads?

don't

some proper shit weather out lads

Brisbane next week lads, who wants to meet up for a few jugs and watch the test?

let me know when you're here, I'll come over and knock you out cold

Thinking domino's for dinner lads. Might get a second pizza so I can have lunch tomorrow

poo peeland btfo

>Thinking domino's for dinner lads.

Yank popping in to check those sweet 7s

Takeout pizza is quite literally uneatable once it cools down.

50% off though

done

see you lads at the strathpine jb hi fi

Bring your best pair of New Balance lad, I'd hate for you to be buried in a dirty pair.

WE DID IT GUYS

WHO WANTS TO MARRY ME?

hate vaginas
love willies

fuck off stuart

Love my bed
Hate leaving my bed

asked my mum to bring me home a Camembert and she literally just bought the coles one dumb bitch

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Mahela Jayawardene named his daughter Sansa Arya Jayawardene

gay

S

What did he mean by this

whatever, it's a literal minute drive

he makes little sense

Based raji, transcending language, truly a cerebral guy

begged mum to get me chinese tonight as my early christmas present but will almost certainly be using the same excuse several times this month

pphffffuffffff phfff pppphhhffffffffff

love kiwi banter, never fails to disappoint

SEETHING

frippity frappity brippity brappity poo peeland is a fart. frippity frappity brippity brappity and they're not very smart

for me its bradman by paul kelly

What did he mean by this?

reckon australia are in with a chance of regaining the ashes lads, lump everything you have on them at 1/20. you can send me a little bit of the winnings as a thank you gift when the bet comes in.

geez what went wrong with this guy?

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3, 4, 1, 2

Will 400* ever be surpassed in the age of cricketing decisions being optimised by larger backroom teams and technology?

dont watch cricket, total reddit sport

Shaun Marsh 401* third test.

yes
very soon

think he wants only the girl pic from the faceapp

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

What was it looking at?

lmao

Reckon that's a bit racist mate

Will 400* is an actor m8

Just had a cheeky gander at all time batting averages.

Love how Voges manages to statpad the 2nd highest average of all time by averaging 95 against shit like Windies and SL and then averages only 21 against England and South Africa.

Was it a tactical retirement?

the ashes

actually an awful song, based dad used to always skip it on his paul kelly cd

me

What do you mean? That's the Captain of the Australian test cricket team

What happened to his face

it collapsed in on itself due to being empty

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Bloody hell

mm nice bro

2, 4, 1, 3

I'd unironically throw one up top right

Buy high, sell low.

bottom right is how i imagine the indian posters here look

anyone wanna wank me off?

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really?

based walkie

Indians are a funny bunch

cold curry for breakfast

Ask your mum for an early Christmas prezzy

india = proud lions and tigers.. pakistan = stinky shit ahahaha fuk pakis

haha

East or west India are best, north or south, Aussies shut your mouth!

pakistan is unironically more civilized than india overall

Test cucket

developers at work keep inviting me to pakistan
should i go lads?
ps i am white

reckon we need to import some more saffers

reckon someone needs to wank me off

Reckkon I should snap someone's cock off

should do it lad, how fars the walk?

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reckon i should fart lads

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Unless you're going to get paid twice as much or something I wouldn't.

*farts*

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fuark

love maltesears merryteasers
love toblerone
hate cadbury dairy milk
hate dark chocoate

I'm not bald

el, dare i say, justo

>no milky bar
Sad

love quality street
love celebrations
love heroes
hate roses

fuck off to /brit/

Prediction is in

mentally mashed today 2bh

drank too much lastnight

I for one am looking forward to the next test and its completely lifeless pitch. Going to enjoy muscular AusGODs railing my nation in the most boring and one sided manner possible.