Tell me about Bavaria. Why is it so based?

Tell me about Bavaria. Why is it so based?

>no finnish bf with interest in bavaria

What's special about Bavaria?

An Ideal World

>tfw Based Bavaria deleted his trips

It's not, it's packed full of foreigners

What about Baden-Württemberg? Everybody talks about Bavaria, but it looks amazing as well,

catholic work ethic fits the german dna, northern germans should stop being so lazy and embrace the true faith

>siestaiard calling others lazy

Plain dwellers disguised as Alpine

Because it's actually an extension of Austria.

Do Bavarians have weird accent too ?

They make cars and yell kanacke at Iranians on a shooting spree.

managed to sell their local traditions as german traditions.
no foreigner knowns german karneval cause Rio, the Saint Martin fest or other regional stuff.
The truly fucked ones are eastern germany who got any history and identity deleted by losing clay to poland and 60 years of communism.

it is the same dialect

on the land, yes.
in the big cities you know like Munich or Nuremberg, no.

That's because there are no germans in those cities.

Countryside: old people yelling at clouds
bigger citys: just like everywhere else
they just had a good PR campaign, nothing based about it

What about Brandenbourg and Saxony ? East Germans look much more patriotic to me

Brandenburg is just wasteland
Saxony is a free state, just like Bavaria, but unlike them, their culture didnt survive two World Wars

>Brandenburg is just wasteland
pls explain
Also what about Sorbs in East Germany

There is nothing to explain, a good part of agrable country just lies fallow, there is literally nothing going on there
I dunno much about Sorbs, I guess they got their own language n shiet
Also theyre a protected minority I think

>non-Germanics can settle there
>based
It's not. Absolute shithole just like the rest of Europe. No racial laws and anti-miscegenation system = cucked pozzed roachland

>catholic work ethic fits the german dna
It was protestant work ethic that made Germany what it was and Prussification of the other parts of the Reich happened even if Bavarians still kind of hate Prussians today. The Prussian Rhineland and Prussian Berlin were the most important locations of industry in Germany before WW2 and most importantly the cold war changed everything.
Bavaria profited from companies fleeing from the Soviet zone like Siemens that was founded in Berlin but then went to Munich. BMW cars were produced in Eisenach, Thuringia but then it became part of the GDR.
There were also important German engineers and scientist from the kindom/freestate of Bavaria like Linde who invented cooling machines for beer production or Heisenberg but it is a post war state that Bavaria is the richest state in Germany.

Austria was originally Bavarians

Bavaria was US military zone so of course their lederhosen impressed the GIs and the people watching news about occupied Germany the most. And hollywood spreads the US view of the world to everyone in the world

>their culture didnt survive two World Wars
idiot
>history and identity deleted by losing clay to poland and 60 years of communism
supreme idiot? What do Silesia, Pomerania ans East Prussia have anything to do with Saxony, or Thuringia?

don't believe anything that idiot says. He is most likely from a rural part of West Germany, unemployed. fucks goats and his sisters and thinks at leasts he is better than East Germans.

Saxony is well known (and ridiculed) for their dialects. The extreme right is very vocal in East Germany because East European thieves can come there and steal shit on big scale because there are no border controls and right wingers say all East Europeans are like that and they have to be stopped. Plus they don't want muslims and say "look what West Germany became".
>Brandenburg is just wasteland
Many young people leave their villages and towns in Brandenburg for Berlin, Leipzig or West German cities. Industry there was destroyed completely in the 90s when the Treuhand should privatize the socialist companies and then wondered "whoops they had planned market economy? Shut down everything they can'r compete anyways"
>Also what about Sorbs in East Germany
They are a West slavic people that live in Germany. Their region is bilingual. They are like Slavic Germans. We even had Prime ministers who were sorbs

>Protestant work ethnic
Most niggers are protstshit, your point? "Protestant work ethnic" is a meme by race-denying christian subhumans

Baden-Württemberg is the 2nc Bundesland that produces most of our wealth. They have the reputation to be greedy but very productive.Everyone knows the saying "schaffe, schaffe, Häusle baue" (work, work, build a house). They are not as conservative as Bavaria but the south is more conservative and proud of their local dialects than the north which almost completely lost their dialects.
Baden-Württemberg is also known for Heckler und Koch our most well known weapon producer

it is said that protestant reformers like Martin Luther made work become from the punishment from god after being kicked out of paradise to the most important reason to live. That's my point and that "Prussian virtues" which are today known just as "German virtues" is what formed Germany more than 100 years ago and is the reason how pwoplw in the world say we are working machines, highly efficient, autistic, always on time etc

It has to do with superior Germanic genetics and cold shaped intelligence, not some meme religion, Saupreiß.
>formed Germany more than 100 years
What are Heiliges Römisches Reich Deutscher Nation, Deutscher Bund, Deutsches Kaiserreich?

>Heiliges Römisches Reich Deutscher Nation
lose union of German kindoms, duchies and less that all wanted to rule like the king of France and fought wars against each other
>Deutscher Bund
Even less of a union, ended with the German war
>Deutsches Kaiserreich
I was talking about that here
>formed Germany more than 100 years
Beacause their were all these regional identites Prussian identity should make the Germans feel more connected. In case of Bavaria it led to problems as well hence the word
>Saupreiß

>loose union
That was a German state. You brainwashed cucks bring a shame to us. Why you so hell bent on denying the longevity of the German statehood? I swear that "young nation" meme is the main BRD agenda piece on par with ethnic replacement and blood mixing

that's what it was. Nobody cared when France stole the Alsace. People knew they were German and didn't give many fucks. The monarchs only cared for their own power. The German confederation after the Napoleonic wars were founded because the German monarchs didn't want to lose power in a German state and ignored the will of their people that started to wish for a united country. Intriguing against the Roman-German emperor was normal back then how can you call it a working German state (with the Czechs in it as the kingdom of Bohemia and later part of the arch duchy of Austria)

because it was under american occupation, germany's most industry was pretty much all transfered in bavaria. americans know the biggest friend of communism is bad economy

Uwotm8?

What does that have to do withy anything? The HRE was only a loose union of states, why do you think German subcultures are so strong?

A feeling of nationalism didnt arrive until tge 18th century and even then it took up to the First World War for all the German states to grow together
In 1914 for example, there was a seoareate Bavarian army, which was subordinated only to the Bavarian king and it wasnt until middle of the war when the states really molded together

I know all of that, but still - Germanic subraces that make Germans today had a shard state for a long time
>Bavarian army
Should be back in the game. Based Hitler served in one

and if you consider the independence movements of some regions after the war they weren't that close together still but I guess some regional identites can't be replaced you have that even in parts of France who did their best to enforce French culture everywhere

>Germanic subraces
are you talking about Germanics from times of the Roman empire?

So Bavarian's speak low German? I was curious about this

Bavaria to Germany is almost like Catalonia to Spain.
So?

>Nobody cared when France stole the Alsace.

nice meme, it wasn't an overnight annexion. France started by military occupying upper alsace because it was war, habsburgs sold upper alsace to France, then through more wars and treaties, alsace was under french soverignity, but it was very free, protestantism wasn't cracked down, people were allowed to speak german, many cities were free cities, alsace annexion to France was long and very smooth.

It wasn't a steal, and anyway quick and hard annexion wasn't badly perceived back then as right of conquest was respected.

I'm talking about indigenous fully native (100% Western European DNA) "ethnic Germans" be they Bavarian, Schwabian, Saxon or else

Bavaria was France's friend.

They betrayed us during the franco prussian war

They actuall speak a high German dialect. The north is low and have Flat German dialects that were replaced by standard German which is called hochdeutsch (high German) by many. Because so many people in the north gave up on their dialects while the South is proud of them and Switzerland and Austria pretend it were own languages people think only the people in the North speak the "real" high German.
Plus not all Bavarians are "real" Bavarians in the north there are Franconians who have their dialect. South and east Bavaria's dialect is more related to Austrian
>Bavaria to Germany is almost like Catalonia to Spain.
not at all. Catalunya united with the Castillians to form a nation of Spain that didn't exist and castellano became español while the Catalans have their own language and identity. The FC Barcelona even encourages independence and footballstar Pique is openly pro independence.

Bavaria became part of Germany because people felt German and still do today. Real Bavarian footballers from FC Bayern München like Schweinsteiger or Müller say they are proud to play for the German national team. There is a party with the goal to get Bavaria out of Germany but nobody cares for them.

and nobody cared about that because everyone only cared about their own little country

still the same today la, people don't influence politics, politics influence people.

I second this, that's unironically a knowledgeable post.

Also Brandenburg performs better economically than other eastern German regions.

What is kind of true is that people don't care the slightest about muh heritage or religion.
Imagining Brandenburg is kind of a German version of the American Midwest with more woods, lakes and infrastructure in place would be a better starting point than imagining it as a "wasteland". As a rural region around Berlin It's as much a "wasteland" as the rural region around Munich is.

What is France? Racemixed whore of zionism and capital
>Bavaria became part of Germany because people felt German and still do today.
>still do today
Being this much of Saupreiß. Bavarian first, German second.
>to get Bavaria out of Germany
We Germans tend to trot that out in order to troll each other (like Amerisharts do) but it's not serious, although they will deny that.
Bavaria is in a bad state in urban major areas (although some will deny that), conned by Merkel's CSU boys and a multiculturalist hell hole. Actually, Franconia voted to leave Bavaria as a new state (legal under the German constitution, unlike some forms of separatism) and the supreme court banned it at the behest of the Bavarian government.
2015 was the year to leave for anyone who was serios and it did not happen; if it would happen NATO gobalists and USA would crack down on any such attempt. Think of all the American, British and domestic spy stations and BfV agents etc especially in West Germany. Union must remain, but ethnic Bavarian must have a preferential treatment in the region after Germany is purified and BRD is reformed as illegitimate occupied state it is

Interesting stuff

Any pet theory on why Protestants are Nazis?

>Nazis
It's National Socialists, subhuman desert mulatto Jew. National Socialism took many elements from Prussian militarism and Prussian type of socialism. Prussia in its turn was a unifying big brother for other northern Protestant regions, so here it is

But why didn't Catholics vote for it?

Stop posting that these hideous part black Jew subhumans. Because Catholics had their own nationalistic enough parties. Make no mistake: Hitler and many NS officials were ethnically Bavarian

>Any pet theory on why Protestants are Nazis?
they aren't? Somehow because of Prussia's protestantism being so dominant protestantism became more tied to ultra nationalist bullshit can't explain it better because I never looked that much into it. Hitler sacked Protestants and Catholics and each had their respective Nazi groups that they could join. There were people who joined the resistance movements because they said their christian moral forbad killing Russians for more Lebensraum but I wouldn't say Catholicism is anti nazi while Protestantism is pro nazi. Both say you aren't allowed to kill

Brandenburg only performs better because of Berlin.

The rest of it is a fucking wasteland.

mmm

Massive correlation between religion and votes cast for the party man. Like you say probably there were different options

>ultra nationalist bullshit
>killing Russians for more Lebensraum
BRD-brainwashed self-hating anti-German cuckolds not even once

It's ok agent from Russia. The election is over. You can stop trying to influence the public opinion

statistics? Catholic Bavaria was the place were everything began so I don't buy this we catholics didn't do shit thing. Probably protestant Prussia voted pro Hitler because he was against the treaty of Versaille and Prussia was pretty much the only state that lost the territory

Bavaria only performs better because of Munich.

The rest of it is a fucking wasteland.

Place of birth: Neuburg an der Donau
>implying I fully support AfD
I stand with Höcke and that's about it. If you are not 100% Western European genetically - you have no right to settle in Germany
Lovely "wasteland" though

What are you doing in Russia?

Laundering money basically. Russia rivals Benelux, Switzerland and Cyprus in that regard. Other corrupt enough option are Lebanon and UAE, but that's out of question for obvious reasons. Also
>when a legal state successor of the USSR (aka Red ISIS) Russian Federation recognizes ethnic Germans unlike no less illegitimate BRD
fake "nations" are hella weird

>It was protestant work ethic that made Germany what it is today a 2/3 German state that lost everything even its right of self-determination

fixed that for you, no need to thank me.

>Bavaria became part of Germany because people felt German
Ah cmon. Prussia just occupied us and suicided our King.

Native traitors, Allies and Jews*

Bismarck bribed your king. Hate Ludwig not Prussia. He handed you out for Neuschwanstein