>biggest game of the weekend >derby >1st vs 2nd >manure has to win if they want to keep their chance at the title >millions of chinese customers watching to decide who to support
On paper it should be a great game but we all know Mouyes is just gonna park the bus again.
Parker Wilson
I don't think he can afford to park the bus entirely, he needs a win to close the gap. Man United will probably sit back but be looking for a chance to counterattack.
Chase Butler
>8 points difference pointless game
Ethan Davis
Teams seem to bend over for City whereas with Arsenal/United/Liverpool etc. they turn up like it's their world cup final, a chance to knock the big boys off their perch, a sell-out crowd, a local event, the mayor is there, the club shop are already planning a DVD and an open top bus for them.
With City it's just a mickey mouse club that they know are probably stronger and will beat them so they barely even try. They don't even try parking the bus or anything, they are just wandering around like it's a training session.
>Lose Expected. >Draw Bonus >Win Unlikely but it's just 3 points
Whereas against a proper club it's a chance to really make a name for themselves and scalp a giant.
This is why City have a good chance of winning the league; Nobody gives a shit.
Chase Taylor
magnificent pasta
Camden Cruz
kek I cannot imagine being this anally annihilated, this butt blasted, this colon confounded
Enjoy watching City wipe the floor with the dirty fucking rags on Sunday you upside down faggot
Levi Morales
I thought the same thing when they played Liverpool yet the madman still did it.
Leo Russell
You’re hard
Ryan Davis
>City will have 75% possession >City will have 20+ shots >City will "dominate" the game >United will win 2-1 by scoring on counters
United is a counter attacking team. City's defense is as bad or worse than Liverpool and Arsenal. I can't believe that people don't think United will expose City on the weekend.
Jace Wilson
this isn't 2011 anymore. United can't rely on a Hart fuckup to let them scrap a win
this game is gonna be 1-0 for City, with United dominating early game and then after 30 minutes they're gonna be stuck in their own half trying trying not to let too many shots on net. then some stupid play by Valencia is gonna let Sane walk past and pass the ball to Aguero who's gonna score
Anthony Allen
he'll take a draw, looking at the dip city have endured he'll take a draw, keep it at 8 points and let other teams whittle away at city's lead
Adam Morales
unironically this
Cooper Gray
>I don't think he can afford to park the bus entirely there won't be a choice, in typical poop fashion city will hoard the ball and push manure back, exposing themselves to very easy counters
Hunter Foster
exactly. clearly only the 200 IQ football minds from spain and canada understand the modern game.
Samuel Ward
Juve - Inter is the biggest game tho
>inb4 muh chinese customers
Austin King
>Teams seem to bend over for City whereas with Arsenal/United/Liverpool etc. they turn up like it's their world cup final Unironically true
James Powell
>Teams seem to bend over for City whereas with Arsenal/United/Liverpool etc. they turn up like it's their world cup final
Pretty much.
Owen Rogers
>Not watching FC Nantes vs OGC Nice instead Fucking plebs
Austin Phillips
There's a confirmed half-time performance too.
Jayden Sullivan
>2-2 draw >Red cards left and right. Legs broken, shields smashed. A time of wolves, etc.... >We get entertained >United are a point away from falling to 3rd >More mancs injured than after an arianna grande concert >both teams /slip/ >Chelsea and Liverpool back in the title race
Best timeline.
Jace Allen
>22 dead and 60 injured at arianna grande concert >22+60 >82
Customers btfo confirmed.
Isaac Bennett
Could be a extra surprise on the touch-lines.
>Once upon a time, the whole pack of football writers was in thrall to Jose Mourinho. As time has gone on though, and Mou has got more bad tempered and defensive, his cheerleading squad has defected one by one. >These days it's only really Duncan Castles who's left defending him – and that's mainly because Castles is Mourinho's pet hack, getting the party line directly from agent Jorge Mendes, then regurgitating it straight into the Sunday Times – for about £1-2k a pop (nice work if you can get it!) >But Castles' defence of Man Utd's Paul Pogba (who was red carded against Arsenal last weekend) was too much even for fellow Murdoch hacks to take. Sky's touchline reporter Geoff Shreeves was so incensed by Castles that he basically offered Castles out over Twitter this weekend, suggesting they settle their argument "face to face" when Shreeves is up for the Manchester Derby on Sunday. >Manchester-based hacks are waiting with bated breath to see if Castles takes Shreeves up on it.
Noah Davis
>These days it's only really Duncan Castles who's left defending him – and that's mainly because Castles is Mourinho's pet hack, getting the party line directly from agent Jorge Mendes, then regurgitating it straight into the Sunday Times – >for about £1-2k a pop halalpress did it for free lmao
Jose Young
This entire post reeks of butthurt, but I can see where you're coming from. If I was playing myself I wouldn't see a big shame in losing against a state-funded oil club with little history, probably wouldn't try that much either.
This is also why I think that if united don't get 3 points this sunday, title race is ogre.
Kevin Moore
The absolute state of Bongolian pundits.
Evan Johnson
>City have had no players relevant enough to become pundits so their only options are either Noel Gallagher or Richard Dunne
Sebastian Rivera
With Pogba I actually think United would have won considering Stones is also out and City's defense has been very shaky in his absence (see Wet Spam)
but since he is banned I'm expecting a 0-0 draw or maybe 0-1 City. Who is breaking down the City midfield for United?
Jacob Kelly
>Who is breaking down the City midfield for United?
me :-P
Alexander Jenkins
>biggest game of the weekend That's Juve - Inter
Liam Sullivan
>United dominating Almost spat out my drink.
Ian James
Matic, Herrera and lingard will be our 3 man midfield. If they all play well we should be able to counter attack with martial / lukaku. Rashford to sub on in the 65 min.
We will have 3ATB with young and valencia as WB.
Cooper Wilson
summerbee used to work for sky but he got fired for pointing out the united bias lol
Justin Reed
*parks the bus and hopes De Gea and refball gets him a win*
Luke Wilson
Hattrick from mah boi Gab Jesus.
Colton Evans
>Picking "What's the story? Noel's a Tory" over based Liam.
Guess Sky are scared Liam might swear or actually say something worthwhile
Lucas Murphy
>"What's the story? Noel's a Tory" Brilliant.
Robert Clark
Castles is genuinely the most pathetic journalist i've ever seen.
Putting bias completely to the side and avoiding hyperbole, he's just a worthless piece of shit.
He doesn't even attempt to show any form of balance or level headed opinion, and if a smaller journo calls him out, he threatens them with legal action or says he will ruin their chances of getting a job at a large newspaper.
The man is a genuine fucking coward, and if he's actually not being paid by Mendes then he's 1000x more pathetic because he's doing it for free
Luis Torres
>biggest game of the weekend
Not so fast!
Jonathan Cook
Even if he does park the bus, he can still counter. That can be fun.