This would be the best country in the world so far

This would be the best country in the world so far.

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add istria and I will agree

North italian genocide when? Your autism needs to be purged from the earth

> t. Antonio "Celta" Dabbiani, proud Lega Nord voter and Juventus fan
> let's go dance naked around a bonfire, lads

Isn't this what a guy from our right party suggested?
A "big Switzerland"

I don't want to be part of your country except if it's only Switzerland.

Fuck off subhuman terrone

So basically, a shittier version of Switzerland

>exact same languages as Switzerland
>but poorer, because more poor people from surrounding countries
>bigger, i.e. harder for them to stay neutral and inconspicuous

Only positive thing is having a coast.

I agree with you OP, with Provence and all the catholic lands it would be the best country in Europe if not in the world. But first we need to genocide terr*ne.

fuck off nazi

Tru

Why would it be attacked if the border is sealed?
It's 2017 dude nobody wants war among Europeans. Not even cucktalans.

South Baden-Württemberg reporting in, count me in.

>another germanic padania delusion thread

"Neutral" doesn't only apply to wars. It also applies to disputes and conflicts where major players basically have to pick a side in.

Being small and irrelevant means that you never have to pick a side in disputes that don't directly involve you.

but who will rule over this lands?
it will be based habsburgs

>talks about genocide
>calls someone a nazi
Subhuman is subhuman.

>habsburgs
>based
I hope it was irony dude

>small and irrelevant means that you never have to pick a side in disputes that don't directly involve you.
In ww2 it was only like 3 countries
The rest of small and irrelevant got fucked.

>l*ngobards
>l*mbards

ew, call me if want some raping and pillaging though

liguria and emilia romagna are not alpine figlio di puttana i kill you basterd

Not Germans, you are easily tricked by jews.
It was like that with monarchs in Russia, it was like that prior to ww2.
German autism destroys everything. Let the Italians rule. They're peaceful people, build nice things and love mamma.

They're civilized now, don't be rude.

Kill your wommenz instead Karl

Autistic north italian expats that spend their days on Sup Forums instead of banging russian women will be the first to get the rope

Meds confirmed to be the torchbearers of civilization.

im not d*nish you subhuman, I am Sardinian

>watched porn
>NL
>43%
suuuuuure

>The rest of small and irrelevant got fucked.

yeah, except switzerland, that was my point

>all those low figures for 'watched porn'
bullshit

If you live a fulfilling life you don't need porn.

t. sardinian superhuman working as a waiter in Copenhagen

it includes women

43% = almost all of the men and almost none of the women

which seems quite realistic judging from my experience

Mother Russia

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Sardinians are subhumans though.

Autistic terr*ne that spend his days on Sup Forums instead of fucking his sister will be the first to suck muh dick

>Me on the right

Why is Nederlands such a rad country my dude?

Hmm, North and South Holland and Flevoland is where most of the sandniggers live. But why would those abort more?

You're still at least 85% European, sandniggers don't make much of a difference.
I know that north is mostly rural and the south is papà for Afrikaans. All the niggers and sandniggers are in Amsterdam and Rotterdam.

Bump

>why do urban populations abort more than rural populations

use your brain you runt

less conservative people

also more antilleans/surinamese who actually abort tons

excellent post
Russian tourists will always be welcome here

soon brothers
plain dwellers will be used as slaves in our comfy Alpine houses

WHY IS NEDERLANDS IS SO BASED?
WHAT IS YOUR SECRET?
YOU'RE ALL PROTESTANTS AND CATHOLICS ARE SUPERIOR AND YOU CREATED THE BEST AFRICAN COUNTRY IN THE WORLD IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE KANKER

hey terrone are you mad?

based Russia

why should i be mad?
where is your declaration of independence?

i know who you are

>implying Bavarians, Schwabians, Austrians, German Swiss want to share their nations with shitalian and occididnu trash
Back to Yugoslavia, Jurinovic
They all are part black mongrels
>I am Sardinian
What a fancy way to spell nigger

this is true
Alpine people are the master race.

males look like typical kids from ex-yu, but girls no even close. it's funny when such a insult comes from a russian.

who will pay your roads if the north break free? you will have a living standard equal to that of people in North Africa

good post
bad post

who will buy their products if they break free with any sort of conflict?
italian constitution doesn't admit independence, so a devolution would imply a crisis between them and Italy

You will buy our products? The entire world. You are too poor for us.

Could you calculate the population and offer a capital. That would please my autism.

>Marseille
Have fun

ITT terroni realise no one wants to share a country with them

Lol so true, not even Greece wants Naples inside its borders

I just want autonomous status like fucking trentino or sicily, so that I can keep shekelz inside my own region

Isn't Naples controlled by the mafia though?

this whole fucking country is controlled by the mafia

>The entire world.
lol good luck competing with Germany and France in car manufacturing

of course we can't compete with them as long as there are terroni assembling cars, we have to keep them simple otherwise terroni don't understand what they are doing.

>generic insults
>hurr terroni stubid XD
yeah like Croce and Gentile
yeah sure padamonkey
can't wait to see that declaration of independence from people without an army

>republic
nope

Population is roughly 65 mio. give or take 5, i didn't bother checking each french département.
Italian and German speaking people each represent about 40% of the total population, with 20% french speaking.


Capitals will be difficult, one would probably have to give one power to each language region. Someting like executive to Milan (largest metropolitan region of the country), legislative to munich (second largest) and judical to Lyon (largest french speaking). Or you could just distribute each power to cities in former switzerland, replace milan with lugano, munich with bern and lyon with lausanne. Whether these will be large enough to house the government fo 65 mio people is doubtfull.

I like this.

>including Marseilles
"non"

This kind of post makes me like a lot my fellow swiss posters.
Great liechtenstein, when?

>making switzerland poor so you can feel rich

>switzerland+southern france in 1 country
kek, civil war on day 2

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padania is venetian clay, g*rmanics keep your hands off

Terrones are still more civilized than you steppe niggers

Make Italian the official language and we got a deal

How does a Russian call someone a subhuman with a straight face. You're proto-white Brazilians

why take the east of Austria out? having Vienna in is more important then west austria

fug :D