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mummy may edition

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the fuck

ew

if you haven't voted at least labour once and at least conservative once in your life then you are UNDERAGE

crazy to think women literally bleed from their vaginas on a monthly basis

do like the idea of having a shag with a mummy
couldn't do may
someone linked this in another thread and it made me rather hard
archiveofourown.org/works/3145253/chapters/6822353

americans are fat and stupid

just won a game of league of legends and said gg ez and a teammate reported me

aigh'

exemplary post

OOOGA UH UH OGOO OH UHUH GABAGOOO

livid at how hard it is to find NZ/Australian political material in the UK

could u imagine trying to shag her wirth that zip on her knickers open you could seriously chafe your dick

feels patrician

>me

>got a date with the oneitis I haven't spoken to in 7 years this weekend

>you

>sat on Sup Forums dateless

and you told me it wouldn't work haha

...

>MAGA
what does it mean?

*sits on Sup Forums*
whoops haha didnt see you there

is this the next evolution of wojak
wojak -> pink /biz/ wojak -> brainlet wojak -> caveman wojak?

Midi Audio Generalised Auxiliary

mutilate all gay asians

women only get 6 days a month where they're not wrecked by their cycle.

would kill myself if i was one

massacre africans gimps again

make all greeks autistic

I'm the poison that you need
I'm the hand that feeds
If you follow I will lead

It's the Mexico-Austria-German Association

improved him a little

pints?

knew a girl who's hormones were so completely wrecked thanks to genetics and anti-depressants that she would sometimes bleed for up to 18 days at a time

horrid

christ

>get an email asking me to fix some bint's fuck-up
>look at said bint and she's sat there gurning at her phone with, I shit you not, a penny-sized lump of butter in her hair
state of it

how spiteful of you

most women go on the pill to stop that altogether

pretending they're permanently pregnant can't be healthy but also the fact that they have to take pills to be normal makes it difficult to argue against the point that being female is an affliction. which means it's absurd that we let them vote and work in high profile jobs

sue

despacito

You should be able to solve this.

always thought the entire idea of the pill is a bit fucked up

anime

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milgram_experiment
pretty cool

vile slug

just got called a vile slug

whats happened to you

guess i dont need to try then

blood tricking down her leg from a gaping axe wound as her emotions jump about like a wasp on heroin due to hormonal imbalances

probably why they all get breast cancer

anime on tour

>bint

who the hell are you and 'no'

ah I see you also have a GCSE in Psychology

quite funny how women literally can't stop getting cummed in. they're mad on it

70

wen u com bak

imagine how disgusted this asian girl would be if she saw how many pictures the nonce keeps of her haha

horrid worm
I'm Tailad despite not being from Taiwan or living in it

nah autism
just fascinated by asymmetric information situations

70
is this the yank "common core" I've heard so much about?

it unironically is

Any tips on riding solo in the cafe?

breast cancer may be the worst cancer of all

they pretend to get beaten by the modern medicine and the touching story of patient's struggle against it

and then boom!
they suddenly go brain and kills the patient

>I'm Tailad
filtered

eichmann wa based

15

>No.80181853
filtered

*bows*
konnichiwa lads haha

Good day chap

>
filtered

big mac meal

>women being disgusting by attention they receive

I'm Tielad

...

small brain
slightly bigger brain
huge brain

25

attention warps your mind
knowing that you will always be inherently desirable because someone out there wants to dick you gives you a fundamental sense of self worth that means you'll never develop the meekness necessary to not be a cunt, nor the strength of character to make your smugness charming.

...

just got called a dotard by rocket man on twitter lads

...and Im tyre lad

naise taytays

only big brained individuals stick to the answer it should be without getting distracted by tricks of a deceiver like you

it's 70

...

rate these tactics in order of most to least effective
posting a hat
posting a brainlet wojak
posting t. (derogatory epithet)

Tay Tays?

...AND IM TIEDLAD!

hat, t., brainlet

fun fact : the smartest person on /brit/ is not british

...

true. i'm nigerian

course i am you complete spacker

I am british

i'm english

Started calling the GF "sweetie" because of sweetieposting

Think she likes it

I'm Greek

will experiment with this if I ever get another gf

you don't get to bring friends

i'm actually still in the uk, i moved isp and my flag went yank

i have no friends

i find sweetieposting hilarious and i don't know what this says about me

reddit

reckon i could take any one of you at at fifa 18

genuinely think my most commonly used nickname for the gf is Freddy because I say "ready, Freddy?" before we go anywhere
her's for me might be Batman because of "what's the plan, Batman?"

gonna kys myself