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the fuck
ew
if you haven't voted at least labour once and at least conservative once in your life then you are UNDERAGE
crazy to think women literally bleed from their vaginas on a monthly basis
do like the idea of having a shag with a mummy
couldn't do may
someone linked this in another thread and it made me rather hard
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americans are fat and stupid
just won a game of league of legends and said gg ez and a teammate reported me
aigh'
exemplary post
OOOGA UH UH OGOO OH UHUH GABAGOOO
livid at how hard it is to find NZ/Australian political material in the UK
could u imagine trying to shag her wirth that zip on her knickers open you could seriously chafe your dick
feels patrician
>me
>got a date with the oneitis I haven't spoken to in 7 years this weekend
>you
>sat on Sup Forums dateless
and you told me it wouldn't work haha
...
>MAGA
what does it mean?
*sits on Sup Forums*
whoops haha didnt see you there
is this the next evolution of wojak
wojak -> pink /biz/ wojak -> brainlet wojak -> caveman wojak?
Midi Audio Generalised Auxiliary
mutilate all gay asians
women only get 6 days a month where they're not wrecked by their cycle.
would kill myself if i was one
massacre africans gimps again
make all greeks autistic
I'm the poison that you need
I'm the hand that feeds
If you follow I will lead
It's the Mexico-Austria-German Association
improved him a little
pints?
knew a girl who's hormones were so completely wrecked thanks to genetics and anti-depressants that she would sometimes bleed for up to 18 days at a time
horrid
christ
>get an email asking me to fix some bint's fuck-up
>look at said bint and she's sat there gurning at her phone with, I shit you not, a penny-sized lump of butter in her hair
state of it
how spiteful of you
most women go on the pill to stop that altogether
pretending they're permanently pregnant can't be healthy but also the fact that they have to take pills to be normal makes it difficult to argue against the point that being female is an affliction. which means it's absurd that we let them vote and work in high profile jobs
sue
despacito
You should be able to solve this.
always thought the entire idea of the pill is a bit fucked up
anime
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pretty cool
vile slug
just got called a vile slug
whats happened to you
guess i dont need to try then
blood tricking down her leg from a gaping axe wound as her emotions jump about like a wasp on heroin due to hormonal imbalances
probably why they all get breast cancer
anime on tour
>bint
who the hell are you and 'no'
ah I see you also have a GCSE in Psychology
quite funny how women literally can't stop getting cummed in. they're mad on it
70
wen u com bak
imagine how disgusted this asian girl would be if she saw how many pictures the nonce keeps of her haha
horrid worm
I'm Tailad despite not being from Taiwan or living in it
nah autism
just fascinated by asymmetric information situations
70
is this the yank "common core" I've heard so much about?
it unironically is
Any tips on riding solo in the cafe?
breast cancer may be the worst cancer of all
they pretend to get beaten by the modern medicine and the touching story of patient's struggle against it
and then boom!
they suddenly go brain and kills the patient
>I'm Tailad
filtered
eichmann wa based
15
>No.80181853
filtered
*bows*
konnichiwa lads haha
Good day chap
>
filtered
big mac meal
>women being disgusting by attention they receive
I'm Tielad
...
small brain
slightly bigger brain
huge brain
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attention warps your mind
knowing that you will always be inherently desirable because someone out there wants to dick you gives you a fundamental sense of self worth that means you'll never develop the meekness necessary to not be a cunt, nor the strength of character to make your smugness charming.
...
just got called a dotard by rocket man on twitter lads
...and Im tyre lad
naise taytays
only big brained individuals stick to the answer it should be without getting distracted by tricks of a deceiver like you
it's 70
...
rate these tactics in order of most to least effective
posting a hat
posting a brainlet wojak
posting t. (derogatory epithet)
Tay Tays?
...AND IM TIEDLAD!
hat, t., brainlet
fun fact : the smartest person on /brit/ is not british
...
true. i'm nigerian
course i am you complete spacker
I am british
i'm english
Started calling the GF "sweetie" because of sweetieposting
Think she likes it
I'm Greek
will experiment with this if I ever get another gf
you don't get to bring friends
i'm actually still in the uk, i moved isp and my flag went yank
i have no friends
i find sweetieposting hilarious and i don't know what this says about me
reckon i could take any one of you at at fifa 18
genuinely think my most commonly used nickname for the gf is Freddy because I say "ready, Freddy?" before we go anywhere
her's for me might be Batman because of "what's the plan, Batman?"
gonna kys myself