Have you ever met a celebrity?

have you ever met a celebrity?

Yeah me and my bro Chad Nougat double teamed Sophie Turner from Game of Thrones. Chad calls it "Game of Bones" now though!

She was a dirty bitch but a pleasant shag. She wolfed down our cum like it was yesterday's dinner!

I've met Alex Jones

Cheese pizza my mind.

What kind of fart muffin is named Chad Nougat? Get that nigga back in a Snicka.

Story?

>be in some shithole bar in LA with my buddy
>guy walks in with leather pants, leather jacket, big ass sunglasses (at night)
>2 girls with him
>he sits next to us at the bar
>buddy says "are you supposed to be Bret Michaels or something?"
>takes off his glasses
>its Bret Michaels

I can't exactly say I've met him, but I made eye contact with Art Garfunkel when I worked a show of his.

He's a fucking asshole.

I met Mark Hamill, Leonardo DiCaprio, and the guy from N'Sync with the dreads at my old job.
-Hamill was nice as hell, and he ate lunch with us and joked around.
-DiCaprio would only speak through his assistant, and both of them were stoned out of their minds.
-N'Sync guy was pretty boring.

I was in a local healthy/expensive type supermarket here in Grand Rapids, Michigan (we have a lot of those) and I'm in line to buy some ham at the deli there. The lady asked me what kind, and I said "I have no fucking idea what different kinds of ham there are, lady" ENTIRELY to loudly and the guy behind me in line I hadn't noticed burst the hell up laughing.

I turn around. Steve Martin.

He kinda half leans around me and says "Honey glazed!" to the lady over the counter and I just kinda stare at him for a sec then smile and say thanks. I'm about to pay for it and he says "No way this one's on me" and pays the check for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of ... The Three Amigos salute. Once again he cracks up and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said "a year?" he said "try ten".

We ended up having coffee at a place across the street. Turns out he bought a house in Monticeto, a really expensive residential area in SB, and has been living there a while. We talked about everything that wasn't his career for about 45 minutes before he had to take off because his deli stuff was gonna go bad. I shook his hand and said he made my year today. He smiled and beat my head in with a tire iron. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in my own blood as I made out a blurry image of an anvil being hoisted above his head. Through the ringing in my ears I couldn't hear his probably witty parting line before the anvil came crashing down, ending my life.

no

WATCH IT SOROS

I was boarding a flight a few months back to Cali. Turn around. Danny fucking Glover was standing behind me...

Met Joe Rogan the other day at the grocery store. Nice dude. Talked to me about about future guests like penn gillete and Daniel day lewis. Let me take a picture too

>celebrity

It's been awhile since I read this, thanks.

met Bruce Campbell at a book signing got his autograph on 2 of his books

I saw Jessica Alba getting a slice of pizza in New York. She was surrounded by plebs taking selfies. Felt bad for her. Stopped myself from pretending to drop something on purpose next to her to sniff her ass when going to pick it up.

Someone make this into a movie

>Let me take a picture too

prove it

I ran into Lt. Dan (Gary Sinise) in Iraq, during a USO tour, real good guy.

I met Neil deGrasse Tyson randomly at the Museum of Natural history, and I ate dinner next to Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudekis at a restaurant down on Avenue A. Oh, and I once met Tyga.

...

damn I wanted it to be true

>pizza my mind
wait a minute...

no but my step dad knows and met a ton of celebs. smoked a cigar with nick cage other month and met famous chef from Top Chef. also used to be neighbors with nysnc member dwight howard etc

I don't give a fuck about celebs. And wouldn't really think about bothering them while they are eating lunch or at the store to take some dumb selfy.

However at the airport I saw Christ Rock at the ATM. Some black dude walked up to him while he's trying to withdraw money and saying how much he likes him, in super heavy ebonics.
Rock was pretty nice, when he really should have asked him to give him some space while he's putting in his PIN.

I shook hands with one of the Oak Ridge Boys. I've never heard one of their songs though.

Chris Rock should have been looking out for niggas when he's at the ATM.

I'm pretty close to where he lives
I should drop by and talk we can talk about globalists and shit

who was lifting him up?

lol you fucking newfag

I saw Jeffrey Dean Morgan on the street.
I tried saying hi but he leaned back away from me.
But he didn't stop leaned.
He leaned so far away from me he was already gone.
Shame.

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

u jelly Sup Forums? yeah u jelly

Really? Jesus christ

>fat chinese baby with man tits

Literally no.

Me on the left

who's the celeb and who are you?

That guy looks like me except I'm Native American and I have a beard.

who is supposed to be the celeb here?

There's this park in the city where I live in that's quite nice. Sometimes, when I'm feeling frisky i go there and masturbate at the bushes. One day out of nowhere Tom Cruise caught me by accident (I guess, I really hope). As I noticed him he acted like he didn't see me at all, which was strange. Thats when I took this photo

man, Jackie Chan really let himself go

You have squirted him in the face

Who the hell would want to be a fat Asian ? Only race where your one benefits is being skinny

>he doesn't know who ava taylor is

Worked on a commercial with Danny Glover and another with Kevin Hart.

Nobody will ever believe me but I fucked JoJo (the singer) right around the time before she got pretty famous. The sex was awful and she was only the second girl I had ever slept with.

who?

i believe you bro.

about the topic i fingered some gal in bar in sydney, she said she was famous or something while i came on her face

why did she deny him bros?

>I know you from Hot Girls Wanted!
Seriously, all her scenes suck.
She should have quit porn for real.

I went to high school and one year of community college with Christian Chandler (Chris Chan).

He's as....unique as you'd expect.

You met Kim Jong Un?

You ever talk to him?

Did you know Megan Schroeder?
Did she smell as bad as she looks?

>he doesn't know Kim Jong

fucking tourist

>didn't help you finish

wow rude

>he doesn't know who ava taylor is

And I'm fucking proud of it. I hate watching TV and only come here to see what other people talk about.

Is he as special in person as he is in his videos or is it all exaggerated?

what a faggot

Is this you?

is he wearing a jacket from the rack behind him

what

WHERE DID YOU GET THIS PICTURE OF ME?!

is that a boy or a girl?

where are their eyebrows?

I like to come into these threads and brag about the time I met PTA, thinking that Sup Forums will be interested, but no one ever cares. Feels bad.

Why did Iaugh like a fucking retard at this

Bumped into and made conversation with a hungover Tom Felton as he was staggering around a convention. Didn't realize who he was until later on in the chat. Cool dude.

...

Me and my GF met Ryan Gosling at a restaurant she worked at. He happily took pictures with us and wasn't an asshole at all.

Because he also fucked your gf in the bathroom

I'd be ok with that tbqhwyf

so long he's wearing a Drive jacket its totally cool bro

I'd be mad as fuck if my gf didn't get GOOSE'D

KEKS

I fucked keke palmer at a planet fitness

Did she holler like a monkey?

Dozer?

Its pasta m8

At the casino the main guy from apocalypto was drunk gambling and yelling about how he was famous.

because he gets flight information of celebrities from sources and uses that to go to airports and get signatures to sell on the internet

>skinny white 14 year old manlet

Yep, looks like the average Jones fan

I was on a set of the show Quantico next to this broad for like an hour, literally no idea she was like Miss World prior to acting. Indian men were lining up outside to see her and I had to tell them she had left, it felt bad. One guy brought roses and refused to leave the set...

Only time I've ever stood next to the person I was wikipedia searching.

fuck heres the pic

me on the right

I once stole Richard Kiel's wheelchair.

are you me?

Just saw Casper Van Dien in Vegas last week. He's short. Had a hot bint on his arm though and he still looks good/fit. Guess you gotta stay in shape making all those shitty C-level scifi movies trading on your fame from one decent movie from 20 years ago.

I met cillian murphy at the beach with his wife while I was on holiday about a year ago. Recognised him immediately and sperged out a bit. Really nice guy considering I totally interrupted his leisure time to ask dumb questions.

I met the dude who is now Riggs on the Lethal Weapon TV show a long time ago at a bar in Hollywood. He was pretty much nothing back then and I had no idea who he was. He was clearly on cocaine.

I met Billings from The Shield. Told him I loved the show, but I had no idea what his name was and so I felt kind of bad afterward. He was very nice about it, though.

I "met" Craig Robinson for like four seconds once at a grocery store. He's fucking huge and exactly like he is on TV.

Just last week I met Eugene Levy's kid on the street and had no fucking clue who he was. Some other random person recognized him.

Living in LA you run into tons of Z-list celebrities.

On the one hand, celebrities are people too and have the same rights to privacy that we enjoy.
On the other hand, the public is what they must appease in order to make a living, and must remain relevant to score roles.
I guess what I'm saying is that celebrities have a lesser expectation of privacy and should expect slight intrusions that other people not in the public eye would normally not be expected to subject themselves to.

I saw him at a Comic Con a few years ago. He looked like a frail decrepit crack addict