Walking home at night

>Walking home at night
>Turn corner
>"GRRRRRRRRRRR gimme your wallet, faggot!"
>What do

"Heh heh"

*ruffles her hair*

"That's cute, kid."

*walks away whistling*

>*ruffles her hair*

sir, please, do not touch the cunny

thank you

pls be my dad

It was self defense!!

Kick her in the dick and teleport to safety

I'll touch whatever I want!

>hands off or I'm gonna beat the living crap out of you, faggot

*hands on them*

SLAV CUNNYBOT

ASSEMBLE!

both of her friends are way prettier than her

sameface.jpg

#redditors

>open your door
>this little girl is standing on your porch
>she gives you this look and says "Faggot, you better have my money."
>then she skips down the sidewalk singing to herself
>wut do?

Comply. I don't want any trouble

chase her and give her my wallet

and my heart :3

>go into her room to pay her
>see her suitcase; open it, see this
>wut do

pat her pussy

YOU FOOL!!

*UNLEASH KATANA*

>this shit thread hasn't been deleted
Jannies do your job

*NEGAN'S YOUR SKULL*


>this triggers the redditor

>Modelos these days

Epic lel