>Walking home at night
>Turn corner
>"GRRRRRRRRRRR gimme your wallet, faggot!"
>What do
Walking home at night
"Heh heh"
*ruffles her hair*
"That's cute, kid."
*walks away whistling*
>*ruffles her hair*
sir, please, do not touch the cunny
thank you
pls be my dad
It was self defense!!
Kick her in the dick and teleport to safety
I'll touch whatever I want!
>hands off or I'm gonna beat the living crap out of you, faggot
*hands on them*
SLAV CUNNYBOT
ASSEMBLE!
both of her friends are way prettier than her
sameface.jpg
#redditors
>open your door
>this little girl is standing on your porch
>she gives you this look and says "Faggot, you better have my money."
>then she skips down the sidewalk singing to herself
>wut do?
Comply. I don't want any trouble
chase her and give her my wallet
and my heart :3
>go into her room to pay her
>see her suitcase; open it, see this
>wut do
pat her pussy
YOU FOOL!!
*UNLEASH KATANA*
>this shit thread hasn't been deleted
Jannies do your job
*NEGAN'S YOUR SKULL*
>this triggers the redditor
>Modelos these days
Epic lel