Was this actual capekino?

Was this actual capekino?

i dunno but i'd totally fuq the permaloli

No she is only for hugs Sup Forums.

couldn't you faggots just stop making the 1000th fucking capeshit/loagn thread

No, it was just kino.

It was certainly good, but it suffers from bad internal logic; it is competing with dark knight for most normie friendly capeshit. The moral message is hamfisted like usual though it doesn't really stick on it too much.

how the fuck does living in Canada escape the poisoned corn or evil corp besides being a libshit fever dream? Why would they magically respect the Canadian border when they created a trail of carnage throughout mexico and the U.S. The movie would make more sense if they all made it to a staging point and then had the climax as the fight to go to eden. Also the antagonist knew where they were for like 3 days, yet couldn't actually besige/raid them? Why catch the kids rather than kill them given that trying to avoid being killed was the reason they escaped, especially x23 as she is nearly impossible for non muties to capture as pointing a gun doesn't work the only reason I can think of: is they wanted a R rather than a NC-17. And finally the worst: why was the fat black kid the last to be ran down and why is he fat? His mutation is electricity how would life at a child supersoldier complex leave him obese?

It's not really cape.
Yeah he has powers but the shit is hardly working.
It's more story of him running away and the narrative teaching about the characters.

One thing is for sure user, you're a total fucking faggot.

"cape" as in we want that manchildren and underage retards audience, which this capeshit movie did

>we want that manchildren and underage retards audience
>make R-rated movie
You really got my noodle doodlin'.

>The moral message is hamfisted like usual though it doesn't really stick on it too much.
Leaving aside that those two comments are at odds with one another, I didn't think the moral message was heavily broadcast. Hell, the movie hardly had a moral at all. It was mostly just a story of personal struggle.

The implication was that US government at least tacitly approved of what the company was doing. If they tried plowing into Canada at some point they would have run up against the Canadian government, presumably causing an unacceptable international incident.

>they wanted a R rather than a NC-17
If you mean they wanted a more violent movie, sure, I suppose. Though yes it wasn't entirely clear why they didn't just shoot them all on sight.

The fat black kid was really the thing that bothered you the most? There wasn't any reason for him to NOT be obese either. Maybe using his powers makes him hungry.

>how the fuck does living in Canada escape the poisoned corn or evil corp besides being a libshit fever dream?

Got news for you: it's a libshit fever reality.

Escaping to Canada was nothing but a stupid dream-goal and Wolvie was going on about it during the entire film. Even Charles sort of admitted to it, but thought that x-23 needed something good in her life to focus on. Even if it was all bs.

The thing was though there was a scene at the refuge where the oldest mutant kid was clearly chatting to somebody in Canada by radio. They even went to pains to illustrate it in that she had a French-Canadian accent.

these types of movies are made for closet fags that want to just feel.

You never knew who he actually chatted with tho. It could just as well be some kind of ruse to lure in muties. Similar to Terminus in TWD.

What the fuck is that? Is this how retarded comics have gotten? That's even worse than the guy that made a comic about Elon Musk,

it's a chick flick

/thread

nor-dog

>it's a chick flick

is A Perfect World a chick flick now too?

>it's a chick flick
explain yourself

Indeed, but I believe that part at least was true.

Also, ultimately, the the matter of Eden's existence was secondary to what the kids were seeking, which was refuge. This issue was actually quite cleverly foreshadowed through Logan's comments about the comic books: "maybe a quarter of this stuff actually happened, and never the way it's portrayed". In other words, what Logan, Gabriella, Charles, and Laura failed to realize was that Canada itself was the true Eden. The made-up set of coordinates never mattered.

It's clearly some kind of experimental shitposting.

Too many sad-feelings and the ending is clearly an attempt to appeal to the titanic fangirls who love to cry cry cry. And replacing wolverine with a girl is an obvious attempt to appeal to girls.

TV and film companies want more females to watch their productions because they apparently comprise big percentage of audience (or they're the more coveted marketing demographic).

I am retarded; the moral I mean't it came off dumb but at least it was swept under the rug unlike the trilogy homosexual scenes.
the weapon X program was a joint american venture. Canada is already comprimised by comic canon

NC17 is the rating after R and I was saying that if they were absolutely following the plot to its logical end they would shoot the kids rather then capture if they were to escape as they wanted damage control. And I was trying to imply that if they did it they would have made a 100+ million dollar failure right out of the gate

honestly no, but is funny that the soft pudgy obese kid was the fastest for some reason; and him being fat is wierd given that they were making soldiers not greatest loser contestants nor am I aware of the black super heroes trope (electricity wielders) being fat

Eden was the failed dream, Canada was presented as the pragmatic response. If they wanted a new hypothetical x-men without the sins and failures of Logan and the gang, Eden an unknown point of future Mutant civilization would make the most sense as it gets around the corn and the fact that Canada is for all purposes a puppet for the multinationals just like Mexico in a logical dystopic future setting. Unless they can establish otherwise. Eden also could form the bittersweet ending as the likelyhood of the children success seems grim but safe from the current danger. They would need to cut out the antag and the comic scene and have Caliban kill himself at the proposed climax

You must be a lot of fun at parties.

No one word capes in this movie you silly autist

>thinks people who do not want to be angsty sad are not fun at parties

kek i heard about those girls who have sleepovers and then play celine dion's song and race to be the first to bawwwww tears

i-need-to-bawwww bawwwwing-is-good bawwww-girl detected (You)

Oh okay, I see.

Well yeah but who says things haven't changed in Canada by 2029?

Holy shit I had no idea that NC-17 came after R. I get what you're saying now.

Yeah I know, in that scene where you see him being chased I distinctly thought to myself: "poor fat kid never had a chance."

To reply to myself as I am a faggot. Another logic critque; but I must preface that I am not familiar with the movie's timeline:
why the fuck is Mutant agitprop tolerated or even read? Xmen comics if they existed in the Logan verse probably would be considered absolute propaganda

Comics is a faggy and dying industry. I do mean the actual printed issues, sales keep failing to reach expectations and the average reader age and price for the hobby keeps rising.

It's a Logan thread, you faggots, stop spoilering.
If someone hasnt seen the movie, they should know better than coming in here

>movie thread
>endless arguing over meaningless plot mechanics and cape flick continuity

Ok.

Did anybody notice the best indicator of Logan's regeneration failing was a withdrawl from his alcoholism rather than adamantium poisoning? From what I remember he basically stopped regenerating after he ran out of booze.

Expecting anything better from us, that was a big fuck up. Just thank us that it hasn't evolved into another DCucks/DChads shitstorm.

Well there's been some discussion about Eden.

>Logan is powered by booze

should have been the other way around, or does booze not have thaintd anti-mutie corn syrup in it?

I'm not the guy you're responding to and hell, i barely even post on Sup Forums. I just needed to let you know you sound like a fucking loser. Enjoy your aggressive social confusion at parties, kid (you).

lol You sound triggered angry. Go back to /hm/ your safe place, homosex drama queen.

>I just needed to let you know the truth hurts so much i need to bawwww.

ftfy, bawww-girl (You)

X-23 + new mutants movie when

It was normal kino. If anything it was more of a western

>I'm not the guy you're responding to

That's what backpedalling samefaggots say.

>does not know what kino means

lurk more, newfaggot. kino refers to gay porn movies only. you cannot use it to refer to straight pedo porn movies.

Almost kino but the introduction of the other mutant kids lowers it a few notches.

>more kids makes it less kino

so you think kino should only be used for non-orgy porn and orgy porn shouldn't be considered kino? but this movie is still straight pedo porn not gay porn.

close but still not on par with the likes of Watchmen and Man of Steel

It's not capekino, it's genuinely one of the better films made in recent years. I agree with the people comparing this to TDK in the sense that it's not just a super hero flick but actually a good movie.

Capeshit/capekino is just a term for super hero films. Please stop being so pedantic. You do know capes are somewhat synonymous with super heroes right?

Why does the cover look like this?

They've always made the canadian government more competent in the xmen universe,ever since wolverines comic introduction

If you arent just being an avant garde shit poster
You're fucking retarded

that post was clearly not a shit post. if you're unable to refute the truth then don't scream shitposter, troll.

>mutants are almost exterminated
>Jews are almost exterminated

POTTERIIII

Hey fuckface there is a reason its called LOGAN and not wolverine. He isn't wolverine any more. He's a limo driver who gets caught up with bad hombres. You need more than just super powers to be a super hero you need notoriety and you need to save people and fight injuatice. Logan does none of these. He begrudgingly helps the girl for money not because he is a virtuous hero

I thought him being able to get drunk was a symptom of his powers regressing. I'm pretty sure it's been established he can chug down a fifth of whiskey and feel nothing after since he processes it so quickly.

This movie felt a lot like Children of Men but with mutants.

>she's a girl! This is a desperate attempt to appeal to the opposite gender!
>has been new wolverine for 2 years now

as for the whole crying thing. I mean, Hugh Jackman has been wanting to hang up the towel as wolverine for a while. He died in the comics and was fucking replaced by x-23, same shit that is surrently gonna happen. Obviously the movie isn't based on any comic but it's inspired by multiple comics. So they decided that replacing him was the best thing to do, I'm assuming. So stop bitching about it being a "chick flick" when they're being pretty spot on to the current timeline

It's a super hero film. It's about a super hero character. I guess next you will tell me Man of Steel isn't capeshit because it's 2deep4u. Have you seen any super hero film recently? They all share similar plot points. See Batman Begins, TDKR, Iron Man, etc.

>This movie felt a lot like Children of Men
wat how so? the main character was disenfranchised and had given up on life, thats pretty much it, describes a fuckload of movies

Good fucking god

>its a superhero film is about a superhero
you have a very narrow view of life little friend, maybe try and get out more

Why was Laura's English so shit when all the other kids who were also born and raised in the Mexican facility able to speak perfect English?

yea this, he gets drunk but recovers really fast, so he has to continually drink to stay drunk for more then a few minutes,

she was shit at English?
also
>all the other kids
maybe two of them spoke, where are you getting 'all the other kids' from?

Did you even watch the movie? When she finally started talking she was just screeching in Spanish and the few things she said in English were just three word sentences. Literally every kid had at least one line and none of them spoke Spanish.

>she was bad at English
what was so hard to comprehend in my post?
>she was bad at English
do you need me to play that back one more time?
>Literally every kid
again wtf r u talking about? maybe two kids spoke

>implying user said comics execs
>implying girl wolverine has been in movies for 2 years now

learn2read, illiterate baboon

so she couldn't speak english well? thats what your trying to say? yea your right

>MWAAAAAA, I'm being discriminated against please help
really the subtext of this post completely escapes u?

I'm implying that he does want to do the movies anymore so not make the new wolverine, the one that is currently in the comics, you moronic fuck

he should do drugs

>sees subtext where there's none
>projecting

hehe you've just exposed yourself, mwaaaaing user

Your post does not make sense. Either you've got words in the wrong location or you're missing words. Are you drunk-typing?

Yes

Fuck this dumb ass movie and the fanboys who suck it's proverbial dick without question.

Movie was garbage with serious lapses in logic. No character development beyond Logan stops drinking as much, autistic child actor gravitates between autistic silence and autistic screeching, lame villains, mindless violence. Shit flick

Seek help.

Aww the pissant fanboy is mad I shit on his movie. Get fucked faggot.

Dystopian future: Giant electric billboards, Trump's wall, self-driving freight trucks

No mutant fertility for decades. First mutant born in years must be smuggled out of country by broken man

You have shit taste in movies, it wasn't amazing but people like you who think a movie is either the best thing ever or total shit and nothing inbetween are retards. People who will hate a movie or show before even watching it or hate something because of it's fanbase. Also here's your (you)

Here's your (You). Fuck off retard, I'm entitled to have an opinion about this dumb shit show movie. You have shit taste, faggot. Kill yourself.

Your opinion is shit.

Your opinion is shit.

Wanna keep going with this or do you see how pointless it is?