HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES US THESE HAPPENINGS
KEKS BLESSINGS BE UPON US
HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES US THESE HAPPENINGS
KEKS BLESSINGS BE UPON US
Praise KEK, I've been given a revelation from KEK
I hope that the implication with kek worship is that you (any follower of kek) see it as natural, and possibly good, if you yourself are personally molested by one of these happenings. Is that not the case? If not, then you're a pussy and kek really does need to put you on the cast list for his next event.
im black
Guys, no fucking joke. I was putting my daughter to bed a few hours ago and I found a fucking frog just hopping around her room.
Where it came from I have no idea but I collected it, opened the door to place it outside, and there were a bunch of other frogs there, just waiting outside the door.
KEK SENDS HIS MESSAGE
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN? THIS ROOM IS SEALED THERE IS NO WAY A FROG COULD GET IN.
kek is real
Our Kek, Who art in Sup Forums
Hallowed be Thy Name;
Thy Kekdom come,
Thy will be done,
on earth as it is in Sup Forums.
Give us this day our daily meme,
and forgive us our degeneracy,
as we forgive those who are degenerate to us;
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil. Praise KEK.
PRAISE KEK
braise keg
>/x/ is jealous that Sup Forums has memed a literal chaos god into existence/awakening
blasphemy
praise kek. it's a miracle!
Praise KEK
KEK
Praise KEK
It's time to calm this satanic down
Graze yeg
Kek, it's fucking hot in my room and I hate it; make me feel better with some digits mate.
Praise Kek.
I submit these digits for you oh great Kek.
kek is evil.
Praise KEK
praise kek, race war now
first post, blessed post
kek is good
Kek be braised
Praise kek
Hillary will die of natural causes two weeks before the election
4chin thinks this is spam
Confirmed. So KEK has willed, so it shall be.
Sure is a lot of autism in this thread
You must try harder, brother. Check em.
I've been finding tons of frogs everywhere lately. One even pissed all over my legs after I picked him up.
You're the chosen one
Praise kek!
Watch over me as a sheperd watches over his flock of sheep!
HOLD FAST, BROTHER
KEK MAKES HIS WILL KNOWN IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS
kjetter
Full of shit, praise kek tho
holy shit
kek rises
Oh my, Qek is certainly here
Praise Glorious Kek. Leave the human race in ruin.
TRIPS IN A KEK THREAD
BLESSED BY THE FROG GOD HIMSELF
I used to be so despondent about everything, but kek has given me a reason to live. In kek willing,
AMEN
I guess you're right. That piss was my baptism.
Praise kek
May i be your prophet
Kek is now and forever.
Lel I tried three times, wouldn't let me post mentioning dubs or digits that repeat
Sucks senpai desu
PRAISE KEK.
KILL ALL OF THE LESSER GODS.
Praise KEK
PLEASE KEK, TAKE MY DUBS
race war now
Has my child been selected by KEK to fulfil some sort of prophecy?
OH GIVE ME A SIGN, MIGHTY KEK.
A keking leaf
K E K
THE WAR BEGINS TOMORROW
>first pepe is used to express sadness and despair
>then pepe is used to express smugness
>then pepe literally becomes a god
Has meme magic gone too far?
omg
EVEN THE JEWS PRAISE KEK
TRULY THE MOST CULTURALLY FLUENT GOD
>1 digit off 77
There must be another reason.
EVEN A JEW IS DOWN, PRAISE KEK.
Will I have a gf oh mighty KEK?
Praise Kek!
KEK SAYS NO.
BUT PRAISE HIM ANYWAY.
Praise KEK
Praise KEK
It's beautiful, the frogs are outside singing, knowing Kek is here to give us his blessings.
There is no better time to praise Kek.
I literally just found a frog chilling out near my pool when I went to turn off the pump. What the shit Sup Forums?
PRAISE KEK
May i lie in piles of sequential digits tonight.
He was happy in the original comic, but you probably weren't here back then.
Fuck this kek bullshit.
HH
Praise KEK
>quads
KEK SMILES UPON YOU FRIEND
KEK HAS SPOKEN
Yeah remind me what does this have to do with politics? You want to shit post about you autism frog then do that in another board
Praise kek for this shitposter quads
Praise KEK
Praise KEK
QUADS
KEK IS WITH US
Praise kek
How are you enjoying your socialism?
Human autism knows no limit
Heathen!
Kek shall smite you with the power of 1000 Toilets!
praise
OH SHIT QUADS
KEK IS SURELY WITH US RIGHT NOW
PRAISE HIM!!
Praise KEK
Hoping kek helps us all over here
fuck you faggot
you are the first on kek's list
Not the toilets!
...
SHITTTT
keeping doing your thing kek whatever it may be. In kek we trust.
Praise KEK
Witness the hand of Kek
LONG MAY HE REIGN
Yes the toilets!
Prepare yourself Pajeet!
Praise KEK
this is the beginning of the end my friends
it begins
>02:44:44
Kek
This is a nice thread
Please don't kill me kek
p-praise him