PUT YOUR FAITH IN LORD KEK

HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES US THESE HAPPENINGS

KEKS BLESSINGS BE UPON US

Praise KEK, I've been given a revelation from KEK

I hope that the implication with kek worship is that you (any follower of kek) see it as natural, and possibly good, if you yourself are personally molested by one of these happenings. Is that not the case? If not, then you're a pussy and kek really does need to put you on the cast list for his next event.

im black

Guys, no fucking joke. I was putting my daughter to bed a few hours ago and I found a fucking frog just hopping around her room.

Where it came from I have no idea but I collected it, opened the door to place it outside, and there were a bunch of other frogs there, just waiting outside the door.

KEK SENDS HIS MESSAGE

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN? THIS ROOM IS SEALED THERE IS NO WAY A FROG COULD GET IN.

kek is real

Our Kek, Who art in Sup Forums
Hallowed be Thy Name;
Thy Kekdom come,
Thy will be done,
on earth as it is in Sup Forums.
Give us this day our daily meme,
and forgive us our degeneracy,
as we forgive those who are degenerate to us;
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil. Praise KEK.

PRAISE KEK

braise keg

>/x/ is jealous that Sup Forums has memed a literal chaos god into existence/awakening

blasphemy

praise kek. it's a miracle!

Praise KEK

KEK

Praise KEK

It's time to calm this satanic down

Graze yeg

Kek, it's fucking hot in my room and I hate it; make me feel better with some digits mate.

Praise Kek.
I submit these digits for you oh great Kek.

kek is evil.

Praise KEK

praise kek, race war now

first post, blessed post

kek is good

Kek be braised

Praise kek

Hillary will die of natural causes two weeks before the election

4chin thinks this is spam

Confirmed. So KEK has willed, so it shall be.

Sure is a lot of autism in this thread

You must try harder, brother. Check em.

I've been finding tons of frogs everywhere lately. One even pissed all over my legs after I picked him up.

You're the chosen one

Praise kek!
Watch over me as a sheperd watches over his flock of sheep!

HOLD FAST, BROTHER

KEK MAKES HIS WILL KNOWN IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS

kjetter

Full of shit, praise kek tho

holy shit

kek rises

Oh my, Qek is certainly here

Praise Glorious Kek. Leave the human race in ruin.

TRIPS IN A KEK THREAD

BLESSED BY THE FROG GOD HIMSELF

I used to be so despondent about everything, but kek has given me a reason to live. In kek willing,

AMEN

I guess you're right. That piss was my baptism.

Praise kek

May i be your prophet

Kek is now and forever.

Lel I tried three times, wouldn't let me post mentioning dubs or digits that repeat

Sucks senpai desu

PRAISE KEK.

KILL ALL OF THE LESSER GODS.

Praise KEK

PLEASE KEK, TAKE MY DUBS

race war now

Has my child been selected by KEK to fulfil some sort of prophecy?

OH GIVE ME A SIGN, MIGHTY KEK.

A keking leaf

K E K
THE WAR BEGINS TOMORROW

>first pepe is used to express sadness and despair
>then pepe is used to express smugness
>then pepe literally becomes a god

Has meme magic gone too far?

omg

EVEN THE JEWS PRAISE KEK
TRULY THE MOST CULTURALLY FLUENT GOD

>1 digit off 77
There must be another reason.

EVEN A JEW IS DOWN, PRAISE KEK.

Will I have a gf oh mighty KEK?

Praise Kek!

KEK SAYS NO.

BUT PRAISE HIM ANYWAY.

Praise KEK

Praise KEK

It's beautiful, the frogs are outside singing, knowing Kek is here to give us his blessings.

There is no better time to praise Kek.

I literally just found a frog chilling out near my pool when I went to turn off the pump. What the shit Sup Forums?

PRAISE KEK

May i lie in piles of sequential digits tonight.

He was happy in the original comic, but you probably weren't here back then.

Fuck this kek bullshit.

HH

Praise KEK

>quads

KEK SMILES UPON YOU FRIEND

KEK HAS SPOKEN

Yeah remind me what does this have to do with politics? You want to shit post about you autism frog then do that in another board

Praise kek for this shitposter quads

Praise KEK

Praise KEK

QUADS

KEK IS WITH US

Praise kek

How are you enjoying your socialism?

Human autism knows no limit

Heathen!
Kek shall smite you with the power of 1000 Toilets!

praise

OH SHIT QUADS

KEK IS SURELY WITH US RIGHT NOW

PRAISE HIM!!

Praise KEK

Hoping kek helps us all over here

fuck you faggot
you are the first on kek's list

Not the toilets!

...

SHITTTT

keeping doing your thing kek whatever it may be. In kek we trust.

Praise KEK

Witness the hand of Kek

LONG MAY HE REIGN

Yes the toilets!
Prepare yourself Pajeet!

Praise KEK

this is the beginning of the end my friends

it begins

>02:44:44
Kek

This is a nice thread

Please don't kill me kek
p-praise him