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Epic whoovian edition

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they know theyre ugly and think that being women would give them an advantage but in reality it just makes everything much worse
they delude themselves and eventually realize theres no going back after theyve fucked their bodies up beyond repair

but that's retarded
it's much easier being an ugly bloke than an ugly woman

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went bloody flyin duky

gayniggers

from outta space

yaaa ya ya ya


EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


OUUUUUU

poo

incorrect

australia and canada are the world's greatest allies

had a post to make but forgot it

both kikes

you sound upset tony

horrid post

great post

jonathan is such a wanker name

IN THE CITY THERE'S A THOUSANDS THINGS I WANNA SAY TO YOU

Americans politicised every single european terrorist attack so why are they complaining about this one?

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got a boner filled with piss

>ask to hang out one on one with I girl I liked back in Y11
>she says yes and we wander around the neighborhood for a while
>eventually sit by a lake in some woodland and talk, everything going well and shes being really sweet
>chavs from our school appear behind us
>"YES user YOU'RE GETTING SOME PUSSY MATE, NICE ONE BRUV"
>she gets really uncomfortable and we leave the area almost immediately and she didn't seem to have as much fun as before
>ask her out a day later
>get turned down
years later and this is why I just stay at home and victoria 2 now

just say

NOT a fan of people named "austin"

>"we got a one handed stump lady yet, Jeremy?"
>"no, on it. She'll do weather."

don't point it in our direction then

i don't believe you

>chavs from our school appear behind us
Ah yes provincial britain

any /ragga/ muffins in?

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unironically would have bought an iphone 8 if apple had simply had the balls to admit that they were wrong and bring back the headphone jack

ugh, guess i'll finally be dragged kicking and screaming into becoming an android person

VERY distracting. Put a hanky on it or something ffs

>1.62 mb
shan't be opening this

love it when you need to shite but you're erect so when you squeeze to shit piss flies all over the bathroom out of your erect cock

can't even leave Zone 1 anymore because white trash, sheed and trayvon are all throwing acid on each other and running moped gangs down the street

Fucking state of this shithole

>>"YES user YOU'RE GETTING SOME PUSSY MATE, NICE ONE BRUV"

happened to me once when i was out with the gf lmao.

wacky bruce?

you mean terrorist. just because he's white does not mean he isn't a terrorist.

umm honey fulham is zone 2

elephant and castle where i grew up

henlo u cunt

got some arbys
delicious curly fries

kek this

was at a local festival with the gf, the first event we'd been to together where people from my school would have been

the chav girls from my school- who remembered me as a virgin at the time- congratulated me when they saw me walking hand in hand with a girl "ayyyy user YOU'VE PULLED LAD AWHHH"

its not as funny when you're trying to impress a shy girl lol

what were his motives though? may well have been of the islamic persusasion

marvellous post, rembrandt-esque of its medium

Hello nigger

dont try take me for a muck

wacky bruce?

>£20,000 a semester as Edinburgh uni
christ that'll have to wait

*opens my mouth*

if you are a white male then you are a terrorist.
from there, do the work.

Remember when Jeremy Beadle would hide his disfigured hand behind the other one for most of the time and few people even knew about it. Then you found out and couldn't stop looking and occasionally he'd wave it about and you'd see it?

housemate cooked fish without shutting the kitchen door. now the whole house smells like an unwashed cunt. thanks you dumb bitch.

err its free mate

Sup Forums is a fucking grim place

jirrrrrrrrrre

waar kom jy vandan?

Bowden lads

chortling

WHAT the fuck is that

just made salmon haha
didnt bother shutting the 'chen door and the roommate is FUMING haha typing away on his laptop

dont get it. how can you sneak 10 rifles into a hotel room?

you can even sneak a pal into a travel-lodge after a night out in the UK.

aha he looks like the autistic pepe

he must be impeached

in an interview he said he used to love shaking peoples hands with it.

Tried doing some bodyweight exercises today. Could only do like 10 pushups and 20 squats. Had nothing to do pull ups on. Don't know if that's going to help by arms and legs feel a bit sore.

Fallen pretty low, haven't exercised whatsoever since sophomore year of high school and I graduated in 2015.

why does Sup Forums only think its a false flag when the shooter is white
just wondering

high score is an ancient meme

Love his speech on Evola

this was discussed at length last night...

love are reddit

why is there no blood on the casing?

only if you've been living in the EU for 3 years, regardless of citizenship

dis vir internationele leerders

piece of shit lenovo chinese laptop

if you close the lid and then open it again, the two finger scroll stops working

BIG FAN of this post

Imagine getting wanked off by that, fucking hell it's a claw

How long is TV school before you take the license test?

8 months

same reason why leftists blame everyone else but the terrorist when he's brown.

that reason being they're all idiots.

tomorrow is my big day

dad's just spun my jaw

because its obviously pooled around the casing you idiot.

>internationele leerders
ja ek weet dat.

maar watter stad/plek in msanzi kom je van

only white peole have the capacity for deception

opinions on this car lads?

why

I love how random and funny people are on this website xD

runt-mobile

didn't need to see that one

shagging the cushions between the sofa

what is that? 2006? grim

I'M PICKLE RICK MORTY!!!!!!!!

STATE of french tv

not road legal without a number plate mate

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girl at the toyota dealership had a really, really cute voice

but it's the nicest car in my price range
'08 wolfsburg edition(200hp 6spd)

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They seem more upset that they were reminded that they arent white

because it's a false flag orchestrated by george soros to take americans' guns away duh

wtf I love brazil now

Moldbug I turned myself into a pickle

Outrageous, damn test is like 30 minutes tops