/nfl/ general - >aints edition

NO:Michael Thomas goes 10/117/1 in road loss
ATL:Matt Ryan throws 3 INTs, Falcons still win
NO:Alvin Kamara officially done for the night
CLE:Browns hire Dorsey to replace Sashi Brown
PHI:Zach Ertz officially 'limited' on Thursday
KC:Out since Week 8, Dee Ford heads to IR
NO:Mark Ingram officially good to go for TNF
NO:Marshon Lattimore (ankle) active vs. Falcons
ARZ:Patrick Peterson misses Thursday's practice
DET:Abdullah gets in another limited practice
PIT:Antonio Brown (toe) absent on Thursday
NYJ:Robby Anderson aggravates hamstring issue

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Eagles

first for my handsome qb

Catb owl

>Peopel still rank Brees with Brady and Rodgers

Lmao sorry Aints fans, statpadding throwing 600 times a year doesn’t put you in the same level as those two

well fuck my ass

No bullying or mean words to one another in this thread please.

don't worry, I'm sure Jimmy will

sounds like you need one of these

>Josh Rosen
>Baker Mayfield

Who will have the most success in the NFL?

Saints fans are a bunch of niggers and we need another Hurricane to finish off what Katrina started.

wtf is cyber bullying, just turn the screen off??

>Rodgers
He's so shit he isn't even playing

GODDAMN IT TRAMPOLINE AND TOBACCO SHUT THE FUCK UP

>Memefield
>Succeeding in the NFL
W E W

man, the collective asshurt on r/fantasyfootball tonight after the Kamara injury was a thing of beauty.

gay

But he has 71% completion percentage on screen passes, user.

Rosen, even though he probably won't be elite. Mayfield is Manziel 2.0 and he'll suck dick in the pros.

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I'd bully her, if you know what I mean.

Mayfield will be elite. He's Brett Favre crossed with Russell Wilson

Rosen will bust
Mayfield will be out of the league after 2 years due to injury

Here is Dan Fouts without a beard

Brett Favre didn't have a noodle arm like Mayfield. If anything Darnold is like Favre.

what are you, a pedophile sicko anti semite or something?

>Mayfield is Manziel 2.0
how? Mayfield is a pocket QB, and is determined to learn unlike manziel who was a meme running QB who likes to party

So now that the Owl will be the Vikings and the Steelers, who wins?

how does this division play out?

>below average arm
>manlet
>stat padding against shitty Big 12 defenses
>plays in the same meme Air Raid offense as Manziel did
>complete headcase and troublemaker
>gypsy shitskin on top of all that
Tell me how is Gayker Memefield a NFL starter material again?

Lel

If he was I’m sure it would be better than Brees, not like the collarbone was just an unfortunate hit and land

Players who get injured are busts.

>Steelers
>after giving up 28pts to hundley and only beating the bungals because of refball

>yfw Gore became the 5th all-time leading rusher

Jaguars will only lose to the Seahawks. Titans will only beat the 49ers.

Is Brady a bust for missing all of 2008?

Wow he's behind Curtis Martin. Real impressive

rude

>her

youtube.com/watch?v=E0v_idyvjco

mmm hmmm...

Pretty stupid how this literal who keeps statpadding thanks to longevity. I've been watching him play ever since he got drafted and he never had a game that would make my jaw drop, just a crappy player playing for a long ass time.

I was not ready to see this gore

Gore deserved more than being on the Clots to break that record

hopefully he isn't too broken down to go somewhere else

Yeah, just look at his stats for that year.

what happens when Rodgers sneaks the 10-6 Packers into the playoffs and wins the Super Bowl?

>Name is Corey
>Born a boy
Fuck this literally gay Earth.

Wisconsin will sitll be a dump

breezy is going to retire after this year isn't he
i feel like he'll have a 2015 peyton type of season if he lays next season

This

He'll win the owl this year.

plays*

>Mayfield has a noodle arm

Ah so you've never seen him play

unironically kill yourself
he really fucking did

His arm strength is ass, but I guess if you grow up watching weaklings like Sam Bradshit, even Mayfield must look like Favre in comparison.

i didn't say he won't
and i wouldn't mind it honestly. he seems really likeable to me. and a new wave of butthurt from vikes fans about based Gregg Williams would be delicious

>>her
I can't fucking tell anymore.

Memefield is an arrogant, immature frat boy that doesn't have the discipline or composure to be the face of an NFL franchise. He'll be out of the league in 3 years tops.

He would've been on the Eagles, if he didn't back out of that deal.

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Another poor sap reprogrammed

>based Gregg Williams
This. You can always tell who the numale/woman is by hearing them cry about bounties.

Which poop team will win? Browns or fudge packers?
>the pooper bowl

no b12 meme quarterback has ever amounted to shit in the nfl
he has trouble reading defenses and is not athletic by any stretch of the imagination for the nfl

he is also fucking 5'11, see the pics of him next to 5'10 barkley

Puckers meme the browns to death

Brownsfag here, I literally don't even care. Already thinking about which bust we'll draft next year.

Both teams go 0-3-1.

Why exactly is this dude so hated?

for me, it's darnold
really though i'd piss myself if you actually took him number 1

He's black and he plays for the Steelers.

Bros what do I do now?

cowherd says that's what >we should do
over rosen anyway

Rooney rule is bar none the most idiotic thing in football.

If the Steelers handily beat the Ravens this Sunday I think that that's proof enough they're a quality team that can potentially beat New England.

Rose has higher floor but lower ceiling, Darnold is the opposite. He forces way too many throws which result in picks, I get Cowcuck is falling for the le strong arm meme but Kizer was exactly that too.

Have the browns given up? I would think avoiding 0-16 is pretty strong motivation

"I'll give you five bucks if you piss on me"
it's quintessential browns

i'm cringing bruh

>1-15 instead of 0-16
And this changes what exactly?

He's a hairlet

Hey payton, can I call you sweetness?

Eggplant emoji.

He's played just perfect enough this year to go at #10. Dream scenario would be getting the Giants to sell the farm to move up to #1 though and just get more picks for next year though

>Vast majority of NFL alums are minorities
>Rarely are hired after playing for coaching or front office positions
>A rule aimed to at least get quality candidates in the door is somehow a bad thing

Nah senpai

It's over from here man, just try again on the next one

Everything. The browns don’t need a winless season on top of everything else. Leave that to the lions.

Ya blew it buddy, unless you're not an uggo there's no way of salvaging that

Maybe niggers get rarely hired as coaches and GMs because they're fucking stupid and not because of racism?

at least you won't be categorized with the 2008 lions meemee

STRAIGHT CASH, HOMEY

Cool

It changes nothing. There's literally never been a single case of a token minority candidate suddenly wooing the front office at the interview.

Can't say I'm not okay with it.

If your dick is longer than 6", post it. Otherwise, you blew your only shot.

Go full pajeet.
>show cunt
>I love u
>show cunt

>5-1 at home
>4-3 away
Can you say Domebabies?

>Dream scenario would be getting the Giants to sell the farm to move up to #1 though and just get more picks for next year though
do you know anything about Dorsey's GM style? is he a guy who could want to move down again?
i haven't been able to read up on him yet

hudley will have a career day and mccarthy will open up the meme plays and read option to avoid embarrassment

I've heard he tends to overpay a fuckload for veterans, so the opposite of Sashi.

Drafted Rodgers and pulled Smith off the scrap heap. Seems like a guy who appreciates a good deal with draft pick when he can get it. But does go a little nuts with paying aging players Honestly not an awful fit with the assets Sashi gathered, lots of draft picks and tons of cap room

they just lost in a dome

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