Is this real?

Is this real?

Yes

>bleacher report

The Chad Boast

It's a quote though.

>he would get btfo by pele!
please...

>complete
>can't defend
>can't score free kicks
>can't give +10 metres passes
>can't dribble anymore

Mmm, ok. Just because he scored like 5 headers in his whole career it means he's complete

What a wanker

>The Chad Boast vs The Virgin Murmur

It's ok Messi, just let it go.

That's the only reason I am asking

What the fuck is his problem?
He can't actually believe this.

Messi isn't complete either. Being "complete" is irrelevant

Only Penaldo fanboys bring the "complete" argument to say he's better than Messi based solely on the fact that he can score headers (even when he scores less than one per season while Messi scored one in a CL final)

It's a joke, relax a little.

Wheres the part where he deletes his son's instagram

lol

complete? yeah completely delusional

He's losing his fucking mind, he needs professional help. We know he's insecure as fuck and now that's aging, he has trouble dealing with it. Meanwhile Messi is on a mission to win everything including the WC.

He is complete though.

woah he really is complete

wow... ronaldo btfo...

B-b-but look at all the trophies that his teammates won for him.

Messi is a complete striker.
He can do everything you ask him to do: pass, dribble and shoot. He can create scoring opportunities and finish.

>Seething this hard over another grown man
>Letting him live in your head rent free

>being this obsessed with another grown man that you defend him on a jamaican knitting forum

>Not even defending
>Point out weird obsession over someone you hate
>No u
You sure showed me.

Ronaldon't

Just drop the proxy, Canada.

Just drop dead third worlder.

Whoa, don't put this kind of evil on me

desu Ecuador has nicer cities than Snoreway

The destroyer of Malmo

Considering the amount of shithole cities you have it doesn't surprise me.

This desu. He is going to have major problems. I wouldn't be surprised if he anhero'd