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>UFC Fresno Aussie & Fancy Breakdown
youtube.com/watch?v=r8lEy7AjP84

Invicta FC 26 Vlog Series
>Arrivals - youtube.com/watch?v=HZBzlaLqAm4
>Media Day - youtube.com/watch?v=IK3WfA6UEJw

/mma/ News:
>Joanna Jedrzejczyk says she’s leaving nutrition team after ‘unforgivable’ weight-cut mistakes before UFC 217
mmafighting.com/2017/12/8/16753630/joanna-jedrzejczyk-says-shes-leaving-nutrition-team-after-unforgivable-weight-cut-mistakes-ufc-217

>Georges St-Pierre vacates; Robert Whittaker vs. Luke Rockhold title fight set for UFC 221
mmajunkie.com/2017/12/robert-whittaker-luke-rockhold-title-fight-ufc-221-perth

>UFC clears Mark Hunt to fight after brain tests completed
mmajunkie.com/2017/12/ufc-mark-hunt-brain-testing

>Stipe Miocic slated to defend heavyweight title against Francis Ngannou at UFC 220
mmafighting.com/2017/12/6/16744036/stipe-miocic-slated-to-defend-heavyweight-title-against-francis-ngannou-at-ufc-220

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THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

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CALENDARS WINS AGAIN

AND STILL

Post your favorite GOAT

reminder that this is an early thread it was posted at 499 and therefor invalid

>imagine getting TKO'd by bjj meme man

This is the thread

>being this big of a cocksucker

I already did my part in making sure he pays for his mistake

>He went from this

Maia vs Niedźwiedź
Dern vs Medeiros
Novaes vs Morandin
Porto vs Dudieva
Montenegro vs Jandiroba

Youre still my boy chile

>Everyone thinks they're hilarious laughing at me for being short. I'll be the one laughing soon, they will learn what a manlet is capable of.

What did docklet mean by this?

>To this

Based Bong, I knew we were right in helping you guys out vs the Argies.

Nied
Dern
Novaes
Porto
Montenegro

id like to see this guy vs lithcuck theyre both weedy manlets

At least Lith cuck is a chadlet, he wins it easily.

anyone got elf hand.jpg?

if you think either guy lost anything after that fight (other than vital brain cells) you are wrong

Remember gaycheese was undefeated up until then. Alvarez made him quit with those body shots. Proud of my boy

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why isn't the bellashit show on now?

Have you ever imagined being five foot four inches and one hundred and fourty four pounds

Outing himself as the spammer. Sad!

>tfw very similar picks to Thiccachu

got a good feeling about this lads

joes looking old these days

not a chance in hell calendar doesnt bump his own threads the second he makes them

Why are you doing multiple picks? Thiccachu.jpg is you

can you name every heem related person who has been a meme at some point?

schaub
bisping
conor
perry
etc

has there been more?

this is the spammer

every here knows it

because im a bad apple

hello fellow kids.jpg

its because he is old hes like 50

ngannou
jade
you could argue aspen ladd but i think thats just one guy

yeah we had memes before 189 too

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Hello R*ddit

DC was SUCCIN hard in the memeworld before ufc 200

I must know her name

I FUCKING HATE JUSTIN BIG PYGMY WREN

This is what heem should be like. Thanks OP

I think he looks good.

There's litcherly no reason for you to hate him

what is the greatest comeback fight ever. where a guy was practically heemed and then heemed the other guy?

>forgetting pig rigg

HEEM ME INSIDE

tapology.com/rankings/37-all-time-greatest-mma-comebacks

congo vs barry
sell vs smith

i want heem to be /hoc/ but with some mma instead of hockey. one day...

There's nothing better than THE DAMAGE coming back, prove me wrong

TIME TO HEEM THIS SUFFERING

ATTENTION: Pacquiao v Based Conor is NOT happening. That filthy pino monkey is leaking fake news to the media to try and pressure Conor Tha God into a fight.

I hate his charity bullshit

/hoc/ offseason threads could be completely automated with a script and they would be indistinguishable from one made by hoc users

>conor
liderally no one cares

Faaaaaaaaaaaaavorrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiitttttte feeeeeeeeeeeemaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllle FIGHTER?

Post conor in the strip club

>weebs in MY heem

That makes (You) the bad person

It's gotta be Miesha Tate.

>the picks from the last thread were fake
why does calendar leave us with this bullshit

Are you new? Calendar uses a trip for pics, ignore any other ones

the one with the best bunda

>the bad person
>the
>always must find a bad person

seems like something a bad person would do objective third party opinion

l-lads it's my birthday

Butt hurt brit mad an Irishman is the biggest star in MMA. Enjoy the blackening of your Royal Family, cuck.

If i had an american flag id take fake picks every time. surprised its not more popular its a great troll

For me it's Rose Namayoonus

Based Rose!

youtube.com/watch?v=YK5V6ZX1J0s&t=

i know. im saying he should be doing his job instead of the invicta shit no one cares about

southern ireland is part of the british isles m8

no /hoc/ literally has no discussion

>that kekky feel when I am one hunnert persent irish and a fucking "um irish" burger tries to pull this shit

you arent irish you silly pleb

>great troll
Nah, not taking picks and watching you babys cry for hours on end for me to be your Mommy is funnier.

do you pretend to be calendar often?

Happy Birthday, we love you!

dont bother, muh heritagetards will never understand

Never said I was Irish. I'm a proud black man, mate. I just enjoy dunking on you pasty ass inbred rednecks.

I love when you talk in third person to make it seem like you don't care so much about your internet personality.

Nice troll, /heem police/

the irish are the pastiest and inbredest of them all though

PUG NOSE!
BUG TOES!
FUCK KNOWS!

he's the one holding this general together

>blacky wanting to get milk'd

eh hop in me guard ya wetty

Happy Birthday my friend!

(unless you're the English poster from yesterday, in which case I don't like you)

>not taking picks

Is this a thing?

Bro I'm liking the new OP photos

>t. Tyrone O'Neal

>5 new threads every time the bump limit comes
>people happen to choose his
>hes holding it together

hardly. if he was gone there still would be 4 new threads to pick from every time

thanks my men.

and nah im just the inoffensive valbong, go on the occassion sklebposting spree sometimes too.

sklub bless

The Irish are the niggers of whites. They've been enslaved, genocided, and scapegoated. They are honorary blacks as far as I'm concerned.

RED CROWS
WIND BLOWS
I KNOW..

ITS THUG ROSE!

heeminder I never lose, you can't beat me no matter how hard you try.

Who is your LEAST favorite mmma (mens mixed martial arts) fighter?

How old are you?

This.

At least I'm white though

based.

28

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>Like butta
Was it autism?

do you pretend to be calendar often?

my iq is one hundred percent

its not really a choice. stop making shitty threads that nobody ever uses. we all use his thread every single time. without him it would actually be fragmentation but now there is always a clear thread wars winner

Wow you're old