What religion is the correct one?

What religion is the correct one?

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Catholic Church

Cucktholic church

Orthodoxy

Roman Catholicism

A mix of Voodoo & Methodist.

Yakubism

Slavic paganism. Perun guide me.

Serious answer, the only rational way to be is Agnostic.

Based, rare to see burgers like us.
Assuming you're not some Sup Forums "Catholic" at least.

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Christianity

Atheism.

Anabaptism

Judiasim

>7 years in Catholic school
>dad's a deacon
>mom's that special kind of devout that only converts get
>Midwestern Slavic/German variety of American Catholic
No, I'm a bad Catholic, but I'm not memeing.
I like Pope Francis.

>all those faggots worshipping le big guy in the sky

Literally the. Correct
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taoism

>I like Pope Francis.
Cucktholics like their marxist pope

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Atheist Satanism

Why are you being rude?

Only our robot overlords are worthy of worship, goyim

How many levels of irony are you on right now?

Because salvation lies in radical Judaism

I don't think you're being honest.

He's probably just 16 year old

>radical Judaism
In other words, Christianity

If you need a religion in 2017 you're a fucking retard and cuck

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LaVeyan_Satanism

Meh, it has some good points tho. Useless kindness leads only to people abusing you.

Just be an epicurean LaVey is meme tier

Chalcedonian Christianity

They're all cancerous.

Edgy Australian is very acerbic.

You don't need to adhere to a religion to know that kindness isn't always best. And LaVeyan Satanism isn't even a religion. But it sounds kinda edgy so most 16 year olds don't realize that Anton LaVey was really just trying to troll people.

I had a childhood friend who claimed to be of this religion, but again he was one of those white emo edgy kids that claim to use drugs but don't even drink redbull so it was probably bullshit.

>open your eyes, sheeple!!!