>dutch guy enters a bar
>he hits his head
Dutch guy enters a bar
>american guy enters a bar
>bullet hits his head
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>turkish guy enters a bar
>bar closed for infestation
I thought that were just a shitty meme
There are manlets in Netherlands too
>pole enters a bar
>it's his kitchen
>Japanese enters the bar
>Face turns into a tomato after the first drink.
>dutch guy enters a bar
>light hits his head and blinds everyone in the bar
>frenchman enters a bar
>is arrested for bestiality
>m*lay enters a bar
>arrested
>arab enters a bar
>gets beheaded by ISIS
>german enters a bar
>no joke
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>Canadian guy enters a bar
>Apologizes and leave
Americans BTFO.
>Finn enters a bar
>Already drunk
>canadian enters a bar
>bartender says "you need to leaf"
>arab enters a bar
>ALLLAHUACKBAR!!
>el colombiano enters a bar
>viva escobar!
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>Portuguese enters a bar
>Everybody bows
Cringe haHA, 13 in may btw.
>i enter a bar
>everybody ignores and avoids me
dont post jokes about your age like this dumb mods take it seriously sometimes and ban you for a month
>Ace Igniter enters a bar
>Zumba starts playing
>Brazilian enters a bar
>go drink something
this. because some retard will report you and mods don't give a shit
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH
Shit, forgot about mods. It's just a dumb twitch joke tbqh, they might know it.
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>Russian enters a bar
>goes to gulag
samurai enters a bar
commits bukkake on the bartender
>swede enters a bar
>doctor must remove it from asshole
>fingolian enters a bar
>he actually doesn't because finns are too autistic too socialize so he stays and home and browses a mongolian knitting forum to make fun of americans, he can't cope with the fact he is a huge fucking beta male that probably got cucked by a chad in highschool who plowed said finns crush.
triggered american enters the bar and shoots the finn
>American enters a bar
>get stuck in door
>dutch guy enters a bar
>orders pic related
>italian enters a bar
>"BUONGIORNO UN CAFFÈ PER FAVORE"
>greece enters a bar
>"a round for everyone on germanys tab"
I don't get it
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you're projecting there buddy
it's a language pun. see the joke is that bar (along with loup de mer) means sea bass in french.
TINY
DUTCH
BEERS
>mexican enters bar
>gets in a mexican standoff and then ashootout
>ceiling fan snaps and falls killing him
good one.
>croat enters a bar
>Order coffee
>Doesn't leave for 5 hours
Not every one is tall
But a lot people are +190cm
And yes, they tend to hut their head at small doors
Nowdays doors are larger here
>Brit enters the pub
>everybody wants to be his friend and thinks he's really cool
>Irisman queues to enter bar
>american walks into a bar
>gets shot by a disabled obese nutcase legally carrying an AR-15
Germany no it's a trap.
>french guy enters a bar
>he was driving a truck
>German humor
>Belgian guys enters a bar
>because it's his job
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>Portuguese enters a bar
>it's too expensive
>leaves the bar
>Portuguese enters a bar
>everyone goes '¡hola! ¿cómo estás?
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>uruguayan enters a bar
>it's actually a weed shop
>german enters a bar
>gets gangraped by peaceful refugees
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lol u mad
The best one so far
Worst case, you just appeal it
I once got banned for like 6 years for posting "12/f/cali"
I'm on suicide watch
>Family is serb
>Guests come over
>Drink coffee for five hours
>Smoke entire pack of cigarettes
>Even as they leave talk in doorway for 30 mins
I fucking want off this ride
>Even as they leave talk in doorway for 30 mins
Wait, don't people literally everywhere say goodbye for over 15 minutes?