Dutch guy enters a bar

>dutch guy enters a bar
>he hits his head

>american guy enters a bar
>bullet hits his head

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>turkish guy enters a bar
>bar closed for infestation

I thought that were just a shitty meme
There are manlets in Netherlands too

>pole enters a bar
>it's his kitchen

>Japanese enters the bar
>Face turns into a tomato after the first drink.

>dutch guy enters a bar
>light hits his head and blinds everyone in the bar

>frenchman enters a bar
>is arrested for bestiality

>m*lay enters a bar
>arrested

>arab enters a bar
>gets beheaded by ISIS

>german enters a bar
>no joke

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>Canadian guy enters a bar
>Apologizes and leave

Americans BTFO.

>Finn enters a bar
>Already drunk

>canadian enters a bar
>bartender says "you need to leaf"

>arab enters a bar
>ALLLAHUACKBAR!!

>el colombiano enters a bar
>viva escobar!

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>Portuguese enters a bar
>Everybody bows

Cringe haHA, 13 in may btw.

>i enter a bar
>everybody ignores and avoids me

dont post jokes about your age like this dumb mods take it seriously sometimes and ban you for a month

>Ace Igniter enters a bar
>Zumba starts playing

>Brazilian enters a bar
>go drink something

this. because some retard will report you and mods don't give a shit

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH

Shit, forgot about mods. It's just a dumb twitch joke tbqh, they might know it.

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>Russian enters a bar
>goes to gulag

samurai enters a bar
commits bukkake on the bartender

>swede enters a bar
>doctor must remove it from asshole

>fingolian enters a bar
>he actually doesn't because finns are too autistic too socialize so he stays and home and browses a mongolian knitting forum to make fun of americans, he can't cope with the fact he is a huge fucking beta male that probably got cucked by a chad in highschool who plowed said finns crush.

triggered american enters the bar and shoots the finn

>American enters a bar
>get stuck in door

>dutch guy enters a bar
>orders pic related

>italian enters a bar
>"BUONGIORNO UN CAFFÈ PER FAVORE"

>greece enters a bar
>"a round for everyone on germanys tab"

I don't get it

lel

kek

you're projecting there buddy

it's a language pun. see the joke is that bar (along with loup de mer) means sea bass in french.

TINY
DUTCH
BEERS

>mexican enters bar
>gets in a mexican standoff and then ashootout
>ceiling fan snaps and falls killing him

good one.

>croat enters a bar
>Order coffee
>Doesn't leave for 5 hours

Not every one is tall
But a lot people are +190cm
And yes, they tend to hut their head at small doors
Nowdays doors are larger here

>Brit enters the pub
>everybody wants to be his friend and thinks he's really cool

>Irisman queues to enter bar

>american walks into a bar
>gets shot by a disabled obese nutcase legally carrying an AR-15

Germany no it's a trap.

>french guy enters a bar
>he was driving a truck

>German humor

>Belgian guys enters a bar
>because it's his job

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>Portuguese enters a bar
>it's too expensive
>leaves the bar

>Portuguese enters a bar
>everyone goes '¡hola! ¿cómo estás?

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>uruguayan enters a bar
>it's actually a weed shop

>german enters a bar
>gets gangraped by peaceful refugees

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lol u mad

The best one so far

Worst case, you just appeal it
I once got banned for like 6 years for posting "12/f/cali"

I'm on suicide watch

>Family is serb
>Guests come over
>Drink coffee for five hours
>Smoke entire pack of cigarettes
>Even as they leave talk in doorway for 30 mins
I fucking want off this ride

>Even as they leave talk in doorway for 30 mins
Wait, don't people literally everywhere say goodbye for over 15 minutes?