Five minutes into Diablo Sandwich & Dr. Pepper and he gives you that look
Five minutes into Diablo Sandwich & Dr. Pepper and he gives you that look
Isaiah Martin
Benjamin Smith
I NEED MORE JERRY REED KINO.
Alexander Perry
Gator
White Lightning
I saw Bat*21 the other day, was surprised to see ol' Jerry in that one
Henry Sanders
SHERIFF BEAUFORD T. JUSTICE!
Andrew Flores
But daddy...
Landon Morgan
Breaker! Breaker! Breaker! Looks like we've got a fox in the hen house!
[East bound and down intensifies]
Noah Long
Take off your hat!
Luke Richardson
> as your pusuer i can tell you you're the god damnest pursuee i've ever pursued
Carter Reyes
REMIND ME TO SLAP YOUR MOMMA
Christopher Phillips
> NO ONE, I TELL YA, NO ONE MAKES SHERIFF BUFORD T. JUSTICE LOOK LIKE A POSSUM'S PECKER!
Colton Peterson
As a child i never got that line.
James Bell
THE GOD DAMN GERMANS AIN'T GO NUTHIN' TO DO WITH IT!
Nathaniel Perry
Shut yo ass!
Noah Collins
Ahehe, somehow for one reason or another you sounded taller on the radio.
Joseph Adams
>What the hell is this?!
>>It's evidence.
>I don't care what you call this, but you can't drive this piece of shit on my highway!
Xavier Roberts
> boogityboogityboogityboogity
Landon Reed
do the letters F O mean anything to you sheriff?
Bentley Ward
Threadly reminder that Sally Field was once the gold standard of ass.
Cameron Rogers
Friendly reminder that Jackie Gleason told his wife that Nixon showed him dead aliens and got pissed off when she mentioned it in an interview.
Jaxon Reyes
*sigh* how long must I do this dance? very well then.
*BRAAHHHHPP*
Angel Clark
Bank robbing is babyshit compared to what this dude has been doing
Samuel Williams
BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP
Brody Watson
Get off of Sup Forums, dad. No one cares about your dinosaur movies!
Brayden Stewart
What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.
Nathaniel Williams
i'm ashamed to admit this, but before last night i'd never seen this movie
there was a buford-posting thread last night and it inspired me to watch it
it was fucking awesome and i'm ashamed i hadn't watched it sooner
Camden Bennett
Never too late.
Owen Adams
You want anything, Junior?
Eli Peterson
Never too late, indeed. It's classic Americana. Everyone involved with the film was surprised to see it become a hit.
Luis Mitchell
It has to be seen in the uncensored version. The bowdlerized version for regular TV is a disgrace. It ruins all the funniest lines in the movie.
Carson Martinez
Hush Puppies, daddy.
John Moore
We ain't got time for that crap!
Isaac Lee
scumbums
Xavier Powell
>not liking the hilariously censored version
GET THIS SCUM BUM OUTTA HERE