/cum/ Canada USA y Mexico

Cowboys and vaqueros edition

YEEHAW!

Dane isn't a proxy, pass it on

I didn’t even made a thread, wtf?!?

Very good image

Wow! This is my favourite general.

comfy cop from the thrift store today, first canadian edition too
where's he at, Hans Island?

Hey, thanks!

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why are half the posts about dane? you guys are o-b-s-e-s-s-e-d

>you will never pull a young autist like NAD aside and teach him the ins-and-outs of chadhood, guaranteeing him a bountiful and noble life of self-actualization
Feels kinda bad

*sees pic*
*unsubscribes*

yip yep yeehaw!

all the good namefags of /cum/ are probably dead

>everyone bragging about how much money they used to make at their old jobs
>they're working the same job as me and making the same
why didn't they just stay there at the old jobs
what did they blow all their money on
why do they think i care

*waits for someone to post something*

read more books faggot

LSD helps too

northies glaced the fuck over!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

it's fine, nobody that matters gets hit

Based glaciers

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh.....

>another long night of depression, anxiety, and insomnia

*posts nothing*

*posts something*

another long night of ignoring my work and posting nothing of value on the internets

i am go to sleep now

move along move along just to make it through

>nobody responding to my job applications
I NEED A JOB
09176
kys proxy

come over to california and i can get you one

I'm still in love with you

kek, who would do that...

i've got a job for you right here

Thanks me too

Me too thanks

Such as...?

boi

Answer my question in the other thread

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I just wanna know where to find a Canadian waifu, damnit! (other than Canada, of course)

Any major American city

me 100%

How do Canadians move to America so easily, legally? Is it easier to live in America as a Canadian than vice versa?

>the pleasure of resting your nutsack on a sleeping kawaii anime's forehead
Music for this feel?

sorry I forgot the question

>attractive

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Oh no I forgot to turn on my proxy!

I notice that sometimes people in my classes pull their shirts up over their faces for a minute. Are they vaping?

Not really, it's just easy to get a work visa because it's not like an employer won't want to sponsor a Canadian for a work visa.

yeah mate

Let me guess, you're a Virgin?

mean

Thought so

Nope

*waits for mosquito to get full of blood*
*hits it*

You no flaggers should really consider getting flags

trufe 'urts m8

*waits for nigger to cum in my wife*
*hits it*

god damn these sunglasses blow
i'm so distressed

I considered it once but never did. I think I made the right choice.

>reddit flags

>consumes media nonstop
outside of work and travel/commute, what else do you guys do?

imagine having a flag lmao what kinda nerd shit

post on Sup Forums
reddit and masturbate

Why are people trying to say this Vegas shooter was a terrorist? He literally was not by any definition I've seen.

Hang out with my girlfriend and my limited number of friends

nothing

Hey Canada, question: Where is your country with the computerization of birth and death records? Are some areas far behind others?

Me

people are idiots

Image to draw attention to

Here's paddock

Because they want to call white people terrorists.

Why doesn't the Dane respond to this question?

My girlfriend is an all around better person than me
If she left me I might unironically off myself

>gookmoot remembered to take the hats down
Sad!

Rip

Not all terrorism is islamic, look at timothy mcveigh

have you considered trying to improve yourself for her?

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Behind, Gov't only started doing it when some bureaucrats realized they could put public records behind a paywall.

oh man
it's been a while since I saw this pic

They had clear political aims, hence nobody disputes they were terrorists. Randomly shooting people isn't terrorism.

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>james "empty my clip down the vegas strip" paddock
the price of freedom :DDDD

Been trying desu
I started going to the gym a month ago and I'm not a shut in loser anymore
I became friends with her friend's boyfriends and several coworkers
Started trying to cook too since I always kind of liked it but was never very good

;-;

very good, bud!
i'm sure you're lucky to have each other

>when you spend your whole life working so you can retire and live your dream before you are decrepit

Dog bless

will his high score ever be topped? its pretty hard to beat

sup guys

Geee, I can't wait to see how I'm gonna get screwed over by the LPC now that Jim "Aldean fans All Dyin" Paddock went on a shooting rampage.

If you include all casualties, no.

Autismo

did you just see
>Jim "Aldean fans All Dyin" Paddock
and scramble together a coherent post so you could share that name with us?

>LPC
They'll make a lot of noise about this to cover up the vehicle rampage in Edmonton committed by a refugee fraudster Somalian islamist.

>tfw you know where he's stealing these names from

So you would say that birth and death certificates from 1980 and prior are not computerized yet?

I'm looking into the possibility of ghosting in Canada (think Don Draper).

i wanna dye my hair

kys