Meahwile on Sup Forums's mansion

>meahwile on Sup Forums's mansion

I'm preparing some soup, who wants some?

wow I'm finally a first worlder

>that
>a mansion
I get you're from a third world country but come on.

is that a pic from google maps? kek

ayo niggas check dis shit nigga
ayo mofuggin Scarface n shieeet nigga
got that Alpachino on lock nigga
daym nigga "sey H-llo to m'littl fren" yea nigga

>mansion

this is a pretty typical middle-class house in north america

It's the 3rd time this week I see someone has taken my fruits out of the fridge to put their shoes in, that shit got to stop.

WHO THE FUCK LEFT A SHART STAIN ON LIVING ROOM?

my house is bigger than that so-called mansion

just did a shart in the livingrooom, hope no one notices

Make an educated guess..

Why is there a finn hanged in the deck?

his autism is snapped again, just let him

Calling all Mexicans for a meeting at our secret place, Pajeet is getting closer and closer to soiling our grounds, we gotta do something fast.

He's just sleeping.

I'm not taking his body.

just build the wall across your border

Alright, I'm going to the convenience store. Anybody wants something?

Nah, gringos will want us to pay for that, and besides it beats the purpose of having somewhere to chill only the people doing the yard work know about.

I hate doing this to Poland as I know it's their territory but we gotta get Pajeet to the loo.

Honeybread pls.

I can't sleep. I need to passionately hold hands with a kpop qt. KOREA WHERE YOU AT

a Condom
XL size

Get me some peppered beef jerky and some mineral water

Korea is holding my hand
Tuff luck kiddo

*paints the walls with excrement*

Which car we use to do our errands?

Some cold beer would be nice.

Any of you guys intersted in buying some weed?

This

ñam ñam

Great taste.

This thread is cancer and you should all kill yourselves

*rolls the paint roller over your face, covering it with brown lumpy muck*

Uma Delica of course

>Implying she can resist me

Fernando Martinez mode engaged

WER ZUM FICK HAT MEI MESSER BERÜHRT?

WHAT THE FUCK DID VENEZUELA JUST SAY ABOUT ME I SWEAR IMMA SLAP THAT BITCH NEXT TIME I SEE HER

Why the fuck is there shit all over the walls? This place stinks so bad, oh and FYI, there's a bloody knife in the driveway, I don't want to even guess what that is about.

I'm gonna go do some gardening.

chicken chips and some pepperoni

Guys I'm trying to sleep, can you stop yelling about Americans until the morning? Thanks.

eyy shuddap imma tryna sleep u fuggen scugnizz

Coffee
Cheetos
Chicken

there's a furry in the backyard i think he's canadian

>People wanted a new S2K
>They gave us an underpowered shitbox that you can't even see out of instead

Honda did have plans and the S660 is a pretty fun looking K-Car, would love to have one.

EMERGENCY HOUSE WIDE MEETING
What should we do about the Canadian problem, Sup Forums? Any suggestions, Mexico?

I honestly can't see them outdoing the ND Miata and I doubt Honda does either so they're probably trying to avoid direct competition.The only way the S2K could even work is if they at LEAST shaved a second or two off of the ND's 0-60 without jacking the price up too high.

>there's a bloody knife in the driveway
Ahaha s-sorry, sorry that was me. I had enough of strayas shit so I introduced him to my old friend... Maddie.

About the S660? It's a 3cyl K-car, Jap market only, maybe it will go to EU, maybe.

Now for a new S2K it needs to rev at least to 10k like it did the original.

I've been treating the walls with my special Canadian repellant

I was referring to the S2K. Given we have wide-open roads, places to park, can actually afford cars and inexpensive gas K-cars just really aren't appealing here. Everyone who wants cheap fun just gets a roadster or bike, cheap and economical would be compact shitboxes

*sits quietly in corner*

Or if you're poor and white trash or a nigger, you buy a brand new V6 muscle car/pickup for some reason despite not being able to afford it

who's keen for spots?

cornetto

I'm gonna facefuck Finland tonight

Same here. Even though K-"trucks" became common.

Hope the Brazilians don't catch me stealing a spoonful of sopa

Why does Brazil not love me

Yeah, you'd think the rednecks would buy something sensible like a 90s Ranger if they needed it for work. Nope, finance a brand new (massive) F350 and never haul anything with it

Girls are the worst for this, buy a huge fucking truck for status then nearly kill people every day because they're too busy texting Jamal to pay attention to driving

Guys there's a cockroach infestation in the basement, shall we call pest control?

USA please leave your shoes out side!

who the fuck let this terrorist in? he's already making demands and throwing out all our bacon

>tfw you replace the yogurt with cum and no one notices

Hey guys can you give me some cash? I swear I'll give it back when I can

b-but...w-well ok...but you have pay bakc!!

*actual size*

*Enter Croatia room and get back dalmazia

>tfw you replaced the yoghurt with cum and straya didn't notice

WHERE THE FUCK AM I

Deeeefinetely man thanks ;)

In my room.

*ties you and throw you in bed*

If you're watching this recording I've estimated a high probability a certain resident is about to snap and go on a killing spree, I advice you take precautions

Who gave America a gun?

I made dinner for us all :)

now tell us where the nazi gold is

I WILL KILL YOU UNTILL YOU DIE

THEN I DEVELOP TIME TRAVEL TO KILL YOU AGAIN

Cornetto

Show some understanding, his name is Israel and he isn't used to flatsharing.

Who the fuck is in the bathroom and why are they taking so long?

chicken tendies and brownies please for me and mommy pakistan

wtf is chicken chips and why would you want pepperoni by itself

Thats germany, he hasn't been feeling well. Probably a parasitic infection

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DIE YOU FUCKING AUSTRALIANS

Whose turn is it to clean this week?

Can someone please take care of my gf?

Yours

Come on, i have cleaned already once in this month.

Ask if someone can cover you

I'll cover the Finn, in piss and shit that is

getting real sick of your shit, america.

you better watch your back

Sopa de dogo?

Your gf.....haha..hoho

not anymore

Mämmi, make sure it's not dogshit

I don't want to sleep in Canada's room anymore. I want my own room.

Pajeet might have a spot for you

This is what I get for kicking Germany out of your room.

We still love Canada.
But you're just some weird French fuck

Go play Broken Wings again on the radio, Martinez.

That looks like a nice clean pavement. Would be a shame if someone did a little poo poo on it.