Yeah, well...fuck you

>Yeah, well...fuck you


That's how you do it

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>No!

i still like my idea of jonah gibbering nonsensically and lumbering across the room in a rage only to die, foaming at the mouth, at the weathergirls presumably 6.5/10 feet

>I don't get it

French whore BTFO

Johan showed class and maturity by not returning any insults.

>OH MY GAWD DID YOU MAKE ME A SANDWHICH?

>I LOVE SANDWHICHES!

I'm told this is a witty comeback

And this little piggy went wee! wee! wee! all the way home

The trick is to just start peeing a little, now keep in mind just let a little out and then stop.

That's how you do it!

Interrupt her right before the punchline and get the audience to start cheering/applauding

this works on multiple levels. the joke itself is a sandwich

best response so far

>you stupid fucking vapid bitch, I should come over there and choke you to death with my fist
There you go.

What if he just gave a pained expression like he was really upset by the insult and walked off the set and left? That would make those fucking europeons think twice before insulting rich american gods.

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He should've just punched her honestly

ALLAH AKBARahaha jk

>but I fuck better than Leo!

Je suis Jonah

Wait so the punchline is you being a double penetrated whore?

not bad desu

I'M IN CHARGE HERE

Normally I write a wall of autism for these threads but I just can't bring myself to do it today lads. I'm sorry.

That's a strange thing to say to her

>it's nice to see that the reputation of the french for being rude assholes isn't undeserved.

He should have gone home and killed himself, really showed her

His actual response was more than reasonable.

Also post paintable reaction memes or you'll bang your shin wicked hard on a fucking metal shelf.

I don't even own a metal shelf

It was a bad comeback.

Are you threatening me master Jedi?

filtered

>Pulls out .45

My shelves are all brittle balsa wood so joke's on you, pal

>well I know they like vapid whores and I'm a good friend.

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JERK STOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Got a spicy one for you.

t. jonah hill
you looked like a cuck

Too weak. Puts the ball in her court. Think about it:

>That's exactly what wouldn't happen, Jonah!
>You certainly might wish for that!

etc.

I think he handled it the best possible way he could like thats sorta what I would have done. I would have done one of those "dont say anything look somewhere offstage to my agent in a "what have you got me into" look."

or some shit like that it shows that he doesn't really give a fuck and takes it in good jest.

the only winning move is not to play

Hi, Jonah.

thats how they get you.
saved
which means by some bananas fucking happenstance your shin is going to find a fucking metal shelf and it will be because of this moment maybe.
>80213682
printed, waiting for more canvases
redpill me

You know, Quasimodo predicted you would run out of canvases

Say nothing. Every time she speaks after that, Jonah should've yawned really obnoxiously.

filtered

This desu. No need to say anything at all. She just made herself look bad.

I'll give you a quick rundown:
youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34

Jonah stop trying to justify yourself, buddy.

is that CIA guy in the back?

no fun fact Dennis Reynolds is wearing the same shirt in the >implications scene.
irl lol. saved.
no intellectually disabled. No kids.

but also yes.

lol prove it

What did Jonah say again?

filename

Remember when Sup Forums was all triggered by that? Calling her an insensitive bitch and shit? Jonah made fun of her right during her speech. I swear you guys are retard, he's a fat fuck. Fuck you americans.

Go back.

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You mean to tell me that people on Sup Forums. On OUR Sup Forums, people acted triggered over nothing and turned it into a meme?! Noooo. #notmy/tv/

saved. You got any rare laheys?

>That's nice sweatheart
>Find a segway back to the topic
>After the show, tell the producers he's never coming back
>Weather girl gets fired

That's literally how its actually done and that's still if you want to be a thin-skinned and vindictive.

Jonah's initial response was natural because of the surprise rudeness but canceling all his interviews in the ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRY is just being thin-skinned

>psssst nothing personnel

Weak. How about:

>Say goodbye to your job, toots.

You talented motherfucker, I'd buy the George one from you.

>The penguin

Godspeed, Painter-Man.

>in english pleaasse.... Sheesh

The only worthwhile response.

I want to buy the penguin one

>thin-skinned
more like fat-skinned

The Goose one is my favorite

>Find a segway back to the topic
More like find a subway

you still remember my bella right?
i could help you choose the perf photo of her :)

>You got any rare laheys?
I wish I had some

>Hah, that's funny. Moving on-

That's it. Fuck.

>Stop laughing, is not funny

I wish I could watch this again, but the stupid bitch makes me cringe.

>I bet you would like to have sex with two men out of wedlock at the same time, you slut.

That my friends, is how you do it

>only recognize some of them

am i a pleb?

>hahah, that's really funny. Here's the thing: I'm a fucking multi-millionaire celebrity and I could fuck any girl I want. And it's going to be that way until I'm on my death bed. You, on the other hand, are a no name talk show host who has maybe, what- 2-3 good years before you're unfuckable and too ugly to put on camera. And close your legs by the way, your cunt smells like a dumpster fire.