/147/ Snooker

Saturday 9 December Semi-Finals (best of 11 frames)

>13:00 GMT

R O'Sullivan (Eng) v S Maguire (Sco)

>19:00 GMT

S Murphy (Eng) v R Day (Wal)

hunter bless

alri, lads.

>best of 11 frames
>semi final

It's going to be fucking over in an hour, what's the point?

its starting :^O

>ronnie on in the afternoon again
Are they mentally fucking ill?

>weather report

Fuck off, I already know it's freezing, put the snooker on

>Hazel

I'm ready.

Steve Davis always comes across as bitter, angry and uncomfortable on telly. Dunno why they bother wheeling him out.

Get hype

>Stephen's missus

Niiice

pls stop posting

Fuck off willie

>Hendry & Taylor

SHAWN MOYURPHEE

Is that Sir Alex Ferguson?

Hi Ken

hey lads its gwan rpmmie time

Good afternoon lads, unfortunately Dull Shitty are at home to Brentford later so I have to go and stand in the cold rather than watching comfy snooks.

t. Willie Thorne

I wonder if macquire told rob walker to fuck off with that "on fire" intro

Get in!

GWAN RONNIE!

>unfortunately Dull Shitty are at home to Brentford later so I have to go and stand in the cold rather than watching comfy snooks.
Dreadful, m8.

>all those wankers with their phones out videoing it

>oasis

>dat jan, ronnie, hendry combo
Peak comfyness achieved

knew he'd pot that somehow

its ogre

>commentator mentions a player tapping on the table [X]

>Rpmmiefags clapping a 14 break

Wew

who is simon

Simon whitlock in a darts exhibition on a P&O ferry?

>that cue ball

fug

wew that cue ball basically stopped

lyl

BOYCOTT THE BEEB

REINSTATE WILLIE THORNE NOW

BOYCOTT THE BEEB

Hoping Ronnie whitewashes the cunt within 90 minutes so I can watch the footy undisturbed

*No*

i would prefer not to

THE DDK

more terrible opinions

Wonderful red

I bet Steve loves a long, deep screw.

Ron Oy Solomon

>break your hip before entering the building
>still determined to watch the snooker

>break your hip
>still go to arena to watch the Snooker
...damn, that's determination.

>we expect our snooker fans to die
hazel please

God Bless

>sit through several frames of Snooker with a broken hip before fainting

For what purpose

snookah loopy was she

lol

The pink hates Maguire.

>kick
Fuck off he just missed it

>maguire in charge of potting the pink

I've seen lots of jumps on contact yet players have still potted the ball.

Lovely trick shot that.

NAWTY

top top lel

YOLO

>snooker players in charge of playing snooker

it keeps happening

I like Ronnie's grey sideburns.

>tfw work computers block iPlayer but not BBC sport
>tfw getting paid time and a third to watch snooker

This is where your council tax goes fellas.

>ITS A STEPHEN ON-FIRE MAGUIRE EPISODE
scratch that, The Flying Scruffbag...
Maguire defeated Ronnie O'Sullivan 6–1 in the semi-finals, leading O'Sullivan to claim that 'he had never seen anything like that on a snooker table before' and also rated Maguire as 'probably the best player in the world at the moment'

What council?

/147/ Drinking Game: Taylor Edition:
Drink every time Dennis says "the white needs to pull up"

Don’t want some petty individual putting in a complaint, there aren’t many office based weekend workers.

>puts in FOI requesting whether their IT department blocks access to Iplayer but allows BBC Sport

You work for emergency accomdation?

DAT PINK

absolute magnets

STOLEN

>this frame
kek

...

I love watching Ronnie play favourite play bar none but he really does not deserve to be in the final, playing like shit don't know how hes made it this far

Community alarms. Have done emergency accomm in the past though.

And all the others playing worse do?

Did Adrian have a good game?

Well akani should have put him out, if maguire picks up his game he should put him out here

That's just sport m8.

>IF GEORGIOU, WHITE, AKANI PLAYED BETTER

True lad. Anyway GWAN RONNIEEEE

that green tho

Ronnie has a lovely bum, all the running helps that.

Postmans told a neighbour they left a parcel at my house for them and they absolutely fucking did not
Cheeky cunt

Georgiou and White played like shit though. Akani had him he just got abit unlucky with knocking the blue off the cushion and into the pocket

you jammy fucking cunt

>hendry

lmao

i know what you are saying, it is just everyone played some shit shots for a while now, it feels like a Chinese curse :^)

ronnie is the new restmaster

wouldn't mind Dennis spanking me and calling me a bad boy desu

I like the norn iron accent.

...

WHERE IS THE CUE BALL GOING? AWHHHHHHHHHHHHHW

where did the cue ball just go

>always wanted to know what happens if you foul after potting a red (whether it's put back on the table or not)
>maguire concedes

REEEEEEEEEEE

Should be 6-0 within an hour and I can watch 2nd half of footy in peace. Lovely.

Time for a cheeky Hazel wank. Brb

Its not.

it's not put back, he "lost" the red and 4 points, got angry at having to try for snookers and conceded the frame

So 8 points lost from table for a 4 point penalty?

Halftime snooker-related qts?

There is just something inherently unlikable about Murphy.

His condescension, his arrogance, his holier than thou born again attitude.

I, for one, hope that Odo smashes the fat cunt tbph