5 an heroes proclaimed

>be american
>become a cop THEN get shot
>become an hero

How does one become an anointed hero after getting shot? Sounds like a complete failure and waste of semen to me.

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>waste of semen to me

What I'm getting from this is you'd rather gargle the cum?

Please confirm or deny.

Why suck a dick for cum when you can put your lips on some VB?

This isn't a confirmation or denial which can only infer you're acknowledging my suspicions.

Your suspicions about the taste? Why don't you try it out.

I'm not into cum catching m8

Why don't you just describe the taste for me? Is it like salty milk?

They even worship dead pigdogs as above mere humans.

You new, foreign piece of shit. You clearly don't know what an hero means.

Lots of dead Marines become heroes which doesn't make any sense but I guess cops think they are military or something too. Seems like a waste of good lawn some Mexican could live in and tend to I don't know why they waste it on dead people.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=7SMpAHJkhm0

m.youtube.com/watch?v=7SMpAHJkhm0

Thank god, am I glad to see another human being on this thread.

Here's hoping the other six pigs die.

When i was 12 I used to browse Sup Forums and became a degnerate for a moment so I decided to lean onto my bed with my head and dick lined up to where I would jizz into my mouth when i jerked off. I came and most hit my face but a little got into my mouth and it was like really salty water but it was disgusting and i spit it out and began crying and nearly 10 years later I'm not a degenerate.

Sorry bro you're gay now.

That's pretty fucking gay.

It doesn't bother me, it's a way to keep them from quitting, a ritual. Normal people know it's ridiculous but let them play their games. They have to deal with niggers.

You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found gay, autistic, absolute degenerate, 100% american

>implying you haven't even tried to give a blowjob to yourself

You utter hypocrites.

>tried
sorry you got a small weiner bro

>implying you managed to pull it off

So how did the cum taste, user?

thelocal.at/20160705/heroic-police-officer-dies-from-his-injuries

>implying you managed to pull it off
I wasn't pulling it m8

>dodging the question

You mean there wasn't anything to pull?

>dodging my implication