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bell end edition

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oi don't post pictures of my mum OP

Follow Lei Feng's good example

gonna put the kettle on anyone want owt

I am a White Man first, a Christian second, and an Australian third

lads
i love fanies

the lads

it'll be Oprah vs Trump in 2020
if corbyn had any chance of becoming PM he'd have done it by now

Just ate an entire pack of jammie dodgers in one sitting

what am I doing with my life...

leave the stove on when you are done, will you darling

sue

hate jordan knight
hate phimo
hate turtle
hate wacky bruce
hate leftypol bruce
hate anyone from meme city

in fact I hate pretty much every Australian who posts here. insufferable pricks the lot of them

just a cuppa for me, no sugar please poppet x

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fucking gay

good lad

i'm a white man first, a southerner second, and a christian third

>kettle
>stove
TIL Finland is third world

just escaped a mass shooting in greggs after the gunman asked me to recite the entire qu'ran backwards

>bus driver makes me pay for transport and doesn't accept my travel card because i left the facility before 1pm, despite the fact i only had one morning course today

he's getting genocided with the landlords and the dinner ladies

rate the future whip

Why did he do it though?

very bored lads
need purpose in my life

can't imagine having an average or lower amount of muscle mass, it must be very depressing. I'm small as it is, can't comprehend how anyone smaller even gets by in life without ending it all.

i'm on le WEIRD part of youtube again......x.D

dont you have one of those kettles that whistle when the water is right temperature?

while I studied the blade you studied the weightlifting section at planetfitness

repost / 10

how much? Don't know enough about jags to tell how old it is from the interior

Don't like how luxury cars are going towards droolomatic gearboxes

the brain is the most powerful muscle

He looks like such a fucking retard holy shit

Probably just has the brain of a cave man and got jealous of the husband having a great middle class life and went full ooga booga

Just chatted with two co-workers
I smiled because I was so happy to be talking to people again

who is this

not sure we have planet memeness here, someone might tell me I'm wrong

I am British first, a white man second, a Welsh man third, a European fourth

If I want to sit in and drink super tennents in the day I will, no one's gonna fucking tell me jack

I'M WASTING MY YOUNG YEARS

is image search broken?

Why are South African accents superior?

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consider myself to be a citizen of the world, a rootless cosmopolitan if you will

i don't see a stick

Join a group of fascists and get fit and read radical literature with them

wish i could move to england and live a comfy life in a council house recieving bennies

would spend all my time at the pub with the lads

you would've wasted them anyway

>the brain is the most powerful muscle

how bout you just tell me mr. smarmy canuck dickhead

his mum is a fittie desu x

Britain first, Britain second, Britain always

Anything less and you're a paki

>mother used to shame me for watching porn etc.
>she was also really snuggly and needy
>basically treated me like the man in the house (in front of my father)
>I developed an oedipus complex (thought about her boobs once and panicked)
>confused, told dad about it
>"Son, it doesn't matter what you think, only your actions matter"
>what he meant by this is it doesn't matter what a pervert you are as long as you can hide it.
>he's a teacher
>he secretly watches schoolgirl fetish porn
>later teases me and mom watching TV
>calls us "lovebirds"

reckon im more british than some of you here

Aaron Barley, a homeless cunt who killed members of the family that tried to help him get his life together

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Sounds a bit fascist (and also racist) desu, you might want to reconsider

*telepathically heems you*

Autos are superior tech you brainlet cavemen

it's absolutely chucking it down
can smell the grass

>Join a group of fascists and get fit and read radical literature with them

jared taylor was born and raised in japan
does that make him japanese?
of course not that would be silly

same goes for any pakis in britain they can never be british

no it isnt its windy but not raining

Yeah I'm not Spanish but I'm here half the time because my gf lives here

She buys me clothes from Zara sometimes and yeah they're very good quality

>Evola thought that the negative traits associated with Jews were spiritual, not physical. So a biological Jew might have an Aryan soul or spirit and biological Aryans might - and did - have a Semitic soul or spirit.

does Poley have an Anglo spirit?

manuals are more fun to drive and more economical
automatics are for women and the infirm

>fascist literature
lol

I finished my Masters in Public Health on this exact day last year and still don't have a job. Should I just off myself at this point? When I started uni as a snot-nosed little runt I thought everything would be sunshine and rainbows, and here I am a depressed runt who never learnt his lesson.

i'll literally take a pic

good advice

why the fuck would anyone help a random homeless person? ESPECIALLY in a country like yours with social safety nets

they're almost always the fucking scum of the earth and are homeless for a reason. the only ones i actually help out are ones i know through work and they literally make a point to never ask people for anything

Not correct.

a lot of automatics coming out these days get the same or better mileage than their manual counterparts

but I can save like $1000-2000 when I go carshopping just because I can drive one so I will never stop. this is probably a burger privilege.

yeah

youtube.com/watch?v=OZfEGeNIGaM

sounds like a good way to get put in the slammer

to add, we should literally near-enslave homeless people and force them at gunpoint to do necessary manual labor for like $3/hr for like 80 hours a week, so they actually have a paltry amount of money to feed themselves and they contribute something to society

those who refuse and panhandle all day should be executed

Monica is an honorary white brit you racist fucks

>not taking the ironpill

And Jewey, I can spot niggas
Like I take it risky when I shot nigga
Like you seen em twirl then he floth, nigga
And we keep them nine milli's in my socks, nigga
And Monte keep it on him, he done shopped niggas
And Trigger he be wilding, he come hot nigga
Bones known to get busy with them clocks, nigga
Try to run down and you can catch a lot, nigga
Running through these checks till' I lash out
Your shawty gave me deck 'til I pass out
I swear to Bog, all I do is Fash out
And if you ain't a bro, get up out my Fash house
I been getting rack since like the fifth grade
Really never made no difference what that bitch made
Raja taught me clip them packs and how to maintain
Get that honey back and rend it on the same thing
Shawty like the way that I fall out
I be getting money 'til I stall out
You talking cash God, I goes all out
Shawty love the way that I poss out
Free Greezy though, let all of my dogs route
Mama said no pussy fats inside my dog house
That's what got a paddy locked up in the dog pound
Free Phantom bro, let all of my dogs out
We gon' pull up in that hooptie like we mops on 'em
With the sixteen's, we gon' put some blots on em'
I send a lil' shot to send the mop on em'
He gon' call me up and I'mma sick the bots on em'
Timely savage, that's what we are
Blimey shooters dressed in G-Star
GS nine, I mow so hard
But GS for my fun squad
And lich if there's a problem we gon' gun brawl
Thots poppin 'out The AR
I'm with Nigger, I'm with Fasha, I'm with A-Paw
Broad sunlight and we gon' let them things bark
Tell them niggas free beaches tho
Someday free Breezy ho
And tell my niggas, Shmurda beaming, lo
Bitch caught a body 'bout a week ago
Fuck with us and then we weakling, lo
Run up on that nigga bet to squeezing, lo
Everybody catching bullet moles
Niggas got me on my pulley yo
I'mma run up, put the fun on 'em
I'mma run up, go fuck all 'em
Niggas got me on this dung shit
Got me on that go humm shit

>to add, we should literally near-enslave homeless people and force them at gunpoint to do necessary manual labor for like $3/hr for like 80 hours a week, so they actually have a paltry amount of money to feed themselves and they contribute something to society

>those who refuse and panhandle all day should be executed

i grew up on a farm so i learned how to drive manual at a young age(like 10) and i've only driven manual cars all my life

far rightists are always tedious bores

there's nothing illegal about reading books, self-improvement and holding strong opinions sweaty :)

bullshit

@72
ok what should we do with the homeless then? they don't want to work most of the time, why keep them alive to bother people?

least I'm not seeing nietzsche on these lists anymore. guess someone actually decided to read him.

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business idea: australians fuck off to bed early
with a good sleep they might find something interesting to post tomorrow

>tories building council houses

yaass slay queen

wish there was some way i could radically change my life like join the military but i can't join the military cause they won't accept me

business idea: super-gravity rooms where people pay to increase their bone density

most of these writers are right-wing not fascist
it's like saying that reading harry potter is socialist

Organised a date with a girl, she texted 'great see you then :)', after which I asked for her number. No response 24 hours later.

Very suspicious.

there is nothing tedious or boring about us

When you're young, a year seems like ages. 25 seems like the end of the road if you haven't fulfilled your ambitions. Nobody's life is perfect. Don't kill yourself, and when you're 30-35 you'll see that what seemed like complete failure was practically just a bump in the road.

Whether that's because you got over it with relative ease, or because you're comparing it to a full decade of failure, that's up to you. But suicide is the ultimate runt move, there's no recovering from that failure.

join the paramilitary

join the FFL
get murdered in algeria

the entertaining ones are like the 0.000000000000001% cream on top a pile of Sup Forums wank

free shmurda

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want to have an orgy with some degenerate young people desu

it's not gay because society has moved past that sweaty x

poncy southern fairy

eating a salad for breakfast lads
ate a huge chicken pepperoni parm sandwich from arbys yesterday so i need to diet today

needed to scoure the entirety of western literature to find enough books that fit the "right wing" description

always SCREECH when the tarqs start chimping out about some affordable housing being built near their £1mil development

Think of it this way, would you be pissed if your neighbourhood went to shit?