Alright, class. For this activity, I need you to pick a country as your partner

Alright, class. For this activity, I need you to pick a country as your partner.

*panic*

Not picking the loser PI in the front who uses stock photos

Belgium, but not a flemish scum

*pretends to not feel well and goes to the nurse's office*

I'm too shy to pick anyone

Lithuania my brother from another mother where are you?

*picks the aussie*
alright mate

*picks Sweden*

Not since Whitlam mate
We're with big PRC now

should have put on my name

psst! hey Timor Leste, you got a partner yet?

*Pretends to accept reluctantly but really sees Finland as the younger brother we never had*

picks norway

east timor and all their oil is coming with us

You roleplaying faggot.

I approve of picking Finland though.
>Norway will have to pair up with Denmark

>Don't actively pick a partner because you just assume your best friend and you will be together but they pick someone else
>stuck with backup friend (Mexico) while constantly looking over at their group

...

My Uruguayan brother

>country roleplaying

I would choose splendid isolation rather than pick fucking psycho

I pick Japan ^__^

Says the kid who borrows lunch money from Germany.

b-but our flags go great together, and we have more in common. go stay with your you-know-who.

pick me guys

I choose you!

...

*picks zimbabwe*

*pointing on Ukraine* ٩(‿｡)