28 years old

>28 years old
>no wife
>no kids

remind me again, why are we role playing his life is some kind of success?

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>racists
>should be a felon for assaults
>made of glass

i thought everyone on this website regarded women as evil roasties who are only out to take everything from you? shouldnt it be a good thing he doesn't have a wife?

thanks
everyone else feel free to add shit too

this is what MGTOW virgin losers believe, don't do that to yourself

it's almost as if different people have different political views... makes me think

>being racist is bad

NIGGER detected

Hello redddit

>28 years old
>no wife
>no kids

i am gronk

>23 years
>beautiful white wife
>beautiful two white children
>third white kid on the way

both you and gronk can suck your own jelly dicks

how is choosing to not have a wife or kids a political view?

>thinking marriage is good in today's age
t. Cuck
Most women are whores

t. r9cuck

Because only soy boy liberals choose not to have children

different people have different ideas of what success means
i guess in croatia success means going to an orgy and leaving without having sucked someone's balls

lyl

He's making millions of dollars, has millions more saved up, and apparently spends his time banging random club sluts/pornstars/models. This is the ideal life for a man in his 20s. Now if he's 40 and still has no wife/kids...

youtube.com/watch?v=2k-zoIDv3ug

He's a millionaire

>Millionaire
>2 Superbowl rings poised for a 3rd
>Plenty of women think he's hot
>Has fucked several porn stars
>If he got a career ending injury tomorrow and couldn't play anymore as long as he paid for financial advisors he would be set for life


Gee I wonder why compared to the average Sup Forumserg his life is a success.

frat boys look up to him because he's living their ideal lifestyle. Media loves him because he's a marketable person to the younger demographic and does some normalfag stuff. Girls like him for his body. Males like him brcause they want to be him.

I'd rather live vicariously through Wentz or Carr, they have set standards, more conservative in public, and fly under the radar.

>>racists
what? Is this because he plays for patriots or he actually said someting racist?

because America

I unironically believe that Gronksowki is a virgin

He dared be a good football player and not let black people do everything in the NFL

Doesn't Gronk have a ridiculous amount of money saved? I think he said he only spends money he gets from endorsements.

i fucked a porn star too. it was expensive and only sort of worth it. A regular hot girl is probably better.

>t. soyboys who need a woman and clone to validate their existence

every nigger in the NFL has it out for the whites

>he paid money to fuck a whore

a 4/10 who can suck a dick is better, at least you leave with some pride

>28 years old
>no kids
So? He's not a woman. It's not like his reproductive system turns to hot wet trash at the age of 30-35.

I think he's a closet homosexual. And I'm not even playing.

>he thinks paying to fuck a whore is wrong
fuck i remember being 16
youtu.be/UORCf9p5ndw

sorry I can actually get laid for free, in fact I can get free booze and drugs and snacks

>having kids before 35

>tfw 32 and no gf and time's running out

we're gonna live more than 90 years man, you are still young

only africans have kids before 30

>having children at all

this
not because having children is a bad thing, but because i'd be a horrible father

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Why do other Sup Forums boards try to mock Sup Forums but they steal our memes like soyboy and cuck?

>having kids is the most pathetic and cucked thing you can do
>child will only inherit half of your genes
>chance that he or she will grow up to be an ugly pathetic subhuman
>chance that your child will not look like you
>your child might have kids, those kids will have children of their own and so forth. Your genes will eventually be eradicated

...

People who let their instincts tell them to have kids are the most beta of then all lmaoooooo. Us intellectuals have found ways to not like our monkey like instincts tell us what to do.

wow you must be the coolest kid on Sup Forums

Only the mentally retarded have children. They have no idea what to do with their lives so they just do what their parents did and raise another worthless piece of shit that drains resources from an already dying planet.

My wife and I have adopted 3 kids and we plan to keep adopting until we're old and gray. We're increasing the amount of happiness in the world. Breeders are reducing it. Gronk was right.

You are literally nothing until you get your sushi comped (1000$ sometimes) and girls pay YOU for sex like they do Gronk.

hows living with mommy and daddy?

>raising another mans kids
you must be tough as fuck!

By this logic you're effectively taking care of someone else's mistake.

that's creepy you sound like a member of a death cult

youre weird as fuck dude. seek help.

thanks mang

>reddit: the post

I can appreciate the adopting part and the fact that the earth is over populated. Problem is Caucasians aren't the ones overpopulating it. It's largely sand niggers and indians that breed like rabbits and suck the Earth's resources like parasites that are the problem We should be enforcing strict population control on the Middle East and Asia as a planet otherwise we are doomed.

You made me reply

>tfw hairy gyno
I don't wish to curse a child with this affliction

lol wtf you're talking about? that's great for him

He is going to crush top tier pussy until he hits his mid 30's and then settle down the year he retires with some 10/10 in her 20's.

He saves his money and only spends from endorsements, he's avoided gold digging whores (including literal whores), he keeps a good relationship with his family, he's not been a lockerroom cancer.

> role playing

he does, the dude is a goofball but he is still smart, maybe he wants to enjoy his life as a superstar before settling down, a wife and kids would get in his off season partying

this desu
theres not perfect womyn but i rather be with one than to be alone

He's married to football

>MGTOW

He was at a country music concert and he said "I'll fight every nigger in here". Someone posted it on YouTube

>country concert
>having any black people intending

He's white in the United States of America. That's racist fampai.

ITT A bunch of toastie roasties posting atm

Top kek

What the fuck man
Not having kids is no big deal, but raising someone else's kids is fucked up

I think the security guards were black

Would you let him put his cummies in your tummies?

How'd they taste though

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I just searched, couldn't find it.

That was based Riley Cooper.

Stupid fucking reddit nigger. That was an eagle player. Riley Reid or some shit

Riley Reid is a porn star

jebote sto to ti radis kad mozes troje djece priustiti sa 23 godine?

Vjerojatno sin ratnog profitera

lol If it was her then I don't think she said "fight".

>tfw the million nigger get on the pats jersey was actually them getting GRONKED.COM

He's a white player, hell be fine. Insert reasons here but the broke in a year after retirement seems limited to black athletes with garbage can financial advisors (usually there dad or some prick professor from college)

Gotta love the clear racism of NFL commentators.
>dirty players like Jack Lambert and Gronk desperately trying to hurt people after play
>"that's the true grit to the game that football fans crave! they're just so cool."
>black player does shit like that
>"what a thug, really stains the name of football"

>Riley Reid

This language is fucked

This is coming from a person who speaks Russian. I can't make sense of this. It's like cipher.

The world doesn't improve from trying to make current people better, the world improves from only bringing better people into it. The uncomfortable reality is that the people who make the world better are born not made.

Riley Reed likes black cock, Riley Cooper "will fight every nigger here" so he doesn't like blacks or black cock.

It's a natural mechanism so we can protect ourselves from predators.

He may not have a wife but you've got boyfriend.

The average black person is more likely to be racist than the average white

>made of glass
>gets mugged by triple coverage every play of his career

pick one you out of shape faggot