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Remember. NO FINNS.

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Looks a bit gay.

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YOU CAN PLAY
THEY CAN PLAY
HOCKEY IS FOR EVERYONE

my kind of thread

hockey

>mad
>at finns

>trusting finns
>ever
big big mistake! sad!

Finns are like roachs

roaches*

reminder

Only if you want it to be

We can only imagine! But I understand that he needs to hide his happiness because of -->

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Don't be rude to Finland please, they're good people on the inside

the bruins are back baby

*Wins 2018 Calder Memorial trophy*

is this what watching too much anime does to you?

i would suck his dick if he dressed like that and didnt talk no homo

YASSSSS SLAAYYYY

YOU CAN PLAY GIRL

faggot

Why are canadians so intolerant?

Soon

this but unironically. better not be some baby dick though. that shit doesnt fly with me.

Grab your skis, we're heading out.

wtf I hate andrew shaw now

Nigga that’s gay AF

When is Seattle getting a team?

Only went skiiing twice, I was scared the first trip I had; on the 2nd trip I had more fun despite falling a lot
Not sure what a 3rd trip would bring..

Klæbo is fucking insane tbf

2020 you stupid retard
can you not into news?
I ought to neck you for being such an imbecile.

>anton rödin broke his ankle
is there a more permacrocked player in the world?

>literally better than matthews
wew

>meanwhile inside the head of a finn
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Hopefully never

An adventure, that's for sure.

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that's a shame, thought he was a steal in the second round

That was an ELITE kids show. So I guess that proves that finns are good on the inside

Fins are spawns of Satan

I’m nervous for tonight’s game. Hopefully whoever is in net doesn’t give up more than 4 goals this night

A big one tonight lads, Jets and Lightning

Only one month til Fernie can't wait

Never been skiing, is it hard?

Literally false

Where did you go skiing? Doubt you have that many scary hills in Denmark. We have a meme trail not far from here where you have a steep downhill with a pretty tight corner at the bottom. I'd say about 1/5 end up in the snow there. It's a good place to rest and have a quick laugh desu.

snowboard is difficult to learn

skiing is easy. onlything difficult with skiing is turning with the correct technique. I personally hate regular skis because they're too long and I can't make sharp turns with them so I always use twintips or blades.

At first it is bit if you have a good instructor and keep at it it becomes second nature eventually

If you can skate, your balance will be alright
Technique came fast to me, it was more a question of feeling comfortable going fast down snowy hills

>jests losing to handicapped panthers
they might as well just forfeit

As a newbie, yes
I hit my head at least ten times during my first and only time snowboarding, and the hill was only 35 metres high (115 feet)

Skis are easier and more fun at least to me, but it's still hard to keep your speed in balance so you dont hit a tree or another skier

Probably! would like to give it a go again desu
There's no skiing trails in Denmark, we genuily don't have any worthwhile hills; flat country and all..
I went to Switzerland both times

>go ski in sweden
>4 seat lift
>we're five
>"i-it's ok. y-you g-guys go first"
>3 behind me are danes
>sit in lift
>each dane opens up a beer can
>offers me some
>i was 12 years old

>all those empty seats at the panthers game
Those fags dont deserve a hockey team

Did you take the beer? Sounds like a comfy time until you drunkenly go downhill way too fast

that was eric comrie’s 2nd nhl start, what did you expect

This is a Finn who lives in Tornio and saves money on a proxy by instead driving across to Haparanda to post on /hoc/.

Know your enemy.

Jarry beat Tampa Bay in his 2nd career start.

no it was some tuborg shit

We drink to any occasion!

I dunno, beat one of the worst teams in the league especially when they're missing a few of their key players

Was it autism?

and comrie beat the piss jackets on his first start

I wouldn't say snowboarding is harder than skiing (if you've done neither before). Hardest thing about learning snowboarding for me was to get comfortable with both my legs being locked in place.

Who wins the great Finn battle of our time, Rantanen or Barkov?

And yet got btfo by the Panthers

Soumi peruna voi vittu yksi kaksi kolme

Barkov's not playing tonight

>I was a craft beer patrician at 12

Snowboarding is for plebs

snowboarding is gay af
80% of the time you just sit on your arse tying or untying the binds

>wake up
>feel sick
>start drinking again immediately
>hockey in 2 hours
this is the life

Well shit

*sprints towards your heart*

Is Barkov injured? How unusual

LOVE danes

How do I make Heidi Weng my gf?

barkov never had the makings of a varsity athlete

Lure her in with some roids on your dick

Solid plan m8, big if true

how to use doping in sports requiring skates?
asking for for a venn

The gas station cut me off last night and told me they'd call the cops if I was driving. Wasn't even that drunk.

>the absolute state of norwegian bandy

ask bäckström :P

>bandy
fuck off, nobody of merit cares

at least were the fourth best bandy nation

adults and children over 12 take 2 steroids by mouth with food 6 to 8 hours before puckdroo

Teenage hockey soon

Sweden became womens floorball world champs today :)

congrats bro

Thanks! :)

remove yourself

Bandy is a patrician sport. The ultimate battle between Russian and Sweden, with a dash of Finland

When will this exposed man get sacked?

And another gold medal for binland.

I give him another bust before he's out

>2018 bandy world championship
>canada gets the group of death

it's literally our year

Hello Backstrom.