/mlb/ - The last time anyone will be happy at the White House

MIA:Yankees to take on $265 million with Stanton
NYY:Starlin Castro expected to be in Stanton deal
MIA:Yankees have deal in place to acquire Stanton
ARZ:Giants may turn their sights to J.D. Martinez
INT:Shohei Ohtani agrees to deal with Angels
NYY:Report: Yanks, GM Cashman close to extension
HOU:Report: Tigers to sign Fiers for rotation
SEA:Mariners acquire Dee Gordon to play center
INT:Tigers pursuing Japanese RP Yoshihisa Hirano
CHC:Cubs sign SP Tyler Chatwood for 3 yrs, $38M
NYY:Pirates showing interest in SP Jaime Garcia
SD:Myers OKs move to OF if Padres get Hosmer

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>cusb
lol

Looks like this little asian boy who was trying to get Ohtani's autograph at LAX will be replacing that Dodgers shirt with an Angels one.

>gets stanton for nothing
>y-you're mad because you didn't get ohtani

Mets are set to inquire about the availability of Castro from the Marlels

Everything is fine

Angels!

FUCK YOU!

Meanwhile the Mets...

twitter.com/Mets/status/939510252021706752

Reminder that the team from San Fransisco are called the Gnats because they're all annoying bugs who won't go away, even when they're insignificant.

Hello newfag

Newfag no one is ever going to call them that

>gnatfag detected.
Thanks for proving my point.

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ANGELBROS GET IN HERE

Newfag every time you try to defend your newfaggotry you call others gnatfags
Fuck off already

Gnatfag every time you try to defend your Gnatfaggotry you call others newfags
Fuck off already

...

>when cornered, the lifelong newfag resorts to no u and parroting posts
laughing at your entire existence

>Ted Cruz in the top right

If you could be a "fly on the wall" in any locker room, which one would it be?

>Giants may turn their sights to J.D. Martinez
Hello darkness my old friend.

have faith. stanton cant hurt us as much anymore

>watching stanton and judge shower

>when cornered, the lifelong gnatfag resorts to no u and parroting posts
Such a sad life you lead, but it's as expected of a gnat.

MARINERS!

Talk about cucked. How embarrassing

>proves my point
kek, pls go on lifelong.

So do you think they start to blow it up in June or do they hold out to the deadline?

You first gnatfag.

USWMNT

I want to know if Solo gets bullied for her ugly pussy, and no doubt theres lesbo hijinks

Ladies and Gentlmen, the new face of Major League Baseball.

Memeiners are unfortunately good enough to hang around until the end.

Wildcard but Boston moves on

Oops, forgot to add the picture.

He said "Hi there, I'm Shohei Ohtani" and then went to all Japanese

no he said "hello I'm 6'4 and artificially created in Asia"

Not surprising, he said in an interview a while back that his English was preschool level.

Ms will be about 5 or 6 back from the 2nd wild card and instead of realizing they need to rebuild dipoto will trade Lewis for some teams #6 pitcher and hope for the best

...

Albert Pujols

The Chad Ohtani
The Virgin Kershaw

lmao

Is it redd.it to buy the Jeter helping his former team conspiracy?

Yes

No it's confronting the truth

HoF

only lifelonger cusbfags will deny

which one of you is right and which one is a fucking idiot?

Me

would Stanton ravage Otani in bed? or would it be kind of a backwards situation?

it's just a coincidence. jeter couldn't give a shit where stanton ended up, his mission from manfred was to get him shipped off to a major media market

now, that it worked out the way it did? and immediately after the otani news? of course that's even better for manfred and for baseball, so draw whatever conclusions you will there

The Jew Yorker fears the samurai

>in bed

Why in bed?

Cubs will win!

>one game away from the world series
>get the best home run hitter in league for literal who's
>A former Yankee is overseeing all of this

Yeah pure (((coincidence)))

>lifelongs loves posting cock
figures really

But this is great. Means Yankees vs. The World

So is it pretty much guaranteed that yelich and ozuna are leaving miami as well?

Rotflmgdfao! Well memed ;o]

fuck y'all

i don't know what their contracts look like, but it only makes sense to cull paid talent before spring training

Digits decides what jersey number Stanton will wear with the Bankees

JETER?
I JUST MET 'ER LOL

fuck you

The cloning machine was a success, Dahnald

YEAH YOU TELL 'EM JEETS

>Meme team with a manager that is a literal liberal faggot gets along with a Meme liberal faggot president.
What a surprise !

Good riddance to both of their reigns, fuck obama and fuck the cubs. I'm glad neither of them will ever do anything significant again.

We'll be in the same boat I'm afraid. Unless we get murdered by the Stanton Judge combo and sit in the basement.

Anyway, who you giving us for scraps this year?

This but unironically

Don't you DARE call him fat, you faggots.

There's never going to be a Trump library or a USS Trump. Obama will have both.

lmao didn't fatty get his previous ban for Sup Forumsposting?

Obama couldn't even get 3% economic growth and is married to man, he's a fucking loser. And this is with our media fawning over him at every turn.

How's the zipperhead the Angels signed?

Maddon supported Trump you fucking moron. Why are you such an insufferable cunt?

Does it matter when what he said is true?

You do realize Maddon is a registered Republican, right? Of course not fatty.

wtf i hate maddon now

He ain't wrong about the cubs
But yes

maybe Heredia for some nobody bullpen arm with a 5+ era?

>Reddit: The Manager is a conservacuck Trumptard
Imagine my shock

OP was about the cubs and obama so i responding in like. Get fucked.

Retired is it not?

why do you respond to them?

How is maddon reddit? He brings unorthodox thinking to the manager position, that's anti-reddit.

Dont feed the trolls dude. Rule #1 of Sup Forums

If people did that, no one would respond to BAJP in the first place

>meme glasses
>le memes in the clubhouse
>le meme usage of players
>le meme wacky costume party on the airplane
>manages a reddit team
tell me how that isn't reddit, faggot

there's literally nothing to talk about baseball wise besides the yankees get another big dummy in their lineup. now we'll get to see 2 big dummies on the yankees have massive regression from 2017 instead of just 1 !!!! LOL get fucked yankees, your shit stadium, and your shit fans.

>They won't make it past Cleveland or Houston next year.

what did he mean by this?

> unorthodox thinking
> anti-reddit

>being so fat that the neurons literally cannot communicate through the adipose gradually filling your brain

the yankees aren't even good
I don't believe the hype
Indians are better and they have the best player in the American League at shortstop

who?

Great post.

When is the BAJP happening going to come? I want to eradicate this fuck from the board.

Wait, you're an Indians fan?
lol
kekalek

Can't wait until the Mets sign Bryan Shaw and Jay Bruce and call it an offseason

now watch that reckerposting will magically appear now that he's here

Only one more year with until we have a close AAA team though so now when we call up busts like Dominic Smith it doesn't take as much time for them to get to New York.

>Go up 2-0 in the ALDS against the Wild Card team
>Still lose
>Lindians

"married"

I would unironically fuck Michelle Obama.