You're an idiot Karl, play a record

>You're an idiot Karl, play a record

Why was he so rude all the time?

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because at the time of XFM Gervais and Merchant were the biggest names in British TV

>What were the things in Gremlins called?
>AHAHAHAHA KARL YOU STUPID CUNT PLAY A RECORD

Guy in the left is like 7 feet tall. Gervais is a midget. That cover is misleading...

>It's a steve can't take a fucking joke episode

I could 'ear me 'eartbeat.

How does anyone stand Ricky Gervais? He's so fucking narcissistic and obnoxious.

Gervais is an unfunny cunt who only has one character.

t. Richard Anderson

'spergs who can't seem to understand the fact that these guys were playing it up for the audience are the worst.

I promise you they weren't actually bullying Karl.

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I agree that's probably true, but it sort of annoyed me that Karl didn't give Ricky enough shit in comparison to how much he gave him

Also Karl is merely pretending

Who?

So every episode?

>tfw I'm not even close to kickin me heigth

RRRRRRRANDY ANDERS

>Karl actually makes a good point

OH FUCKING HELL KARL YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT, WHY DONT YOU JUST THROW YOURSELF INTO A FIRE

would anybody like to post a funny episode? i want to get into these guys but dont know where to start

Any episode in season 2 is a good starting point, since every episode is pure kino

>When uncs shit himself again

honestly you could start anywhere and in a year's time I can guarantee you'll have watched everything at least once

Post your favourite:

>Rockbusters
>Monkey News
>Songs of Phrase

>It's a Ricky thinks he is smart episode because he knows the very basics about some mildly """"complex"""" ideas/concepts

Also, this 2bh , The clone thing Karl said actually made me think a lot harder than anything that Ricky said throughout the entire podcasts

So did they actually fall out or what? Been a few years since I've seen them together

i find him pretty funny in the podcasts and when he's with karl and stephen but otherwise he's a self-righteous cunt. i cant hate him but his opinions are shit and he's a bit of a tool about them.

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>Rockbusters
CHRIST, DE BERG

>Monkey News
Monkeys from the rough bit

>Songs of Phrase
AND YOU'LL NEEEEEEVEEEER SEEEEEE AN OLD MAN EAT A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS BAR-BAR-BAR

ding dong

>Wet Knee Houston
>Chimp on a tricycle wins a bike race
>AND YOULLLL NEVER SEEEE AND OLD MAN EATING A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS BAR BAR BAR

DICKY DOCKY DOO

THE DICKMEISTER GENERAL

Naa, he just has an extra thick layer of common sense which is slightly distorted by his lack of general intelligence.
It throws you off guard sometimes because you aren't used to thinking with the fundamental building blocks.
He's just smart at being dumb.

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Ollie
MAAAAAAAAAAARS BAR

>it's a Richard Herring's Leicester Square Theatre Podcast episode
He got so pissed off
youtube.com/watch?v=eD9wqXdDdjk

>You're muscley

Bananadrama

Alright Kirsty

TELL ME WHY TELL ME WHY
DON'T THEY
PLAY THE GAME OF
SWINGBALL

Should have just put him in a wheelie bin

The episode right after they didnt win anything at the Sony awards, the episode where he makes Karl eat a burger in one mouthful and the one that the head boss says he cant play his swearing tape are unlistenable and the worst examples of bullying I don;t know how Karl could put up with them for so long

>ooooOOOOH Hello DOCTOR FROG HERE

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I like that picture, I really really like it, mind if I save it?

Save it, it's all yours my friend :)

I like the one where Ricky is honest in the beginning about being a little bit hungover. I don't remember what episode but it's one of the first rockbusters episodes I think.

This whole segment from Steve is brilliant.

youtu.be/OX_9SvoJG_s?t=16m19s

>that time Steve borrows his mum's car and ends up picking up a pig

>Monkey News

Monkey marriage was great, Gervais going psycho.

>British ''''''''''''''''''''''comedy''''''''''''''''''''''

youtube.com/watch?v=B0C4HYF_6II

the worst thing about the podcast is that Ricky rarely ever gets the piss taken out of him by the other two.
It's fascinating to see the dynamics of the three's "friendship"

>Tourettes Trent Derby

>Monkey that stopped a bank robbery then robbed the bank itself

>I KNOW YOU'RE JUST 16

im literally listening to the infinite monkey episode now.

This clip youtube.com/watch?v=4p7VJicsP8c Is the best thing they ever did imo

Ricky and Steve try flex there intelligence but just end up bumbling words out, proper comedy!

>Did I ever tell you about the time I accidentally called my uncle Hazel the lesbian's boyfriend Ken Dodd? Oh wait it was my dad who did that
If you believe this shit isn't scripted you're a fucking retard

Ricky is a proto-fedora tipper

>oooh... chimp pan zee that MONKEYNEWSYAFUCK

>Monkey that stopped a bank robbery then robbed the bank itself

>Do pigs come-
>What did you just say? No Karl, I want to know what you just said because I don't want to go to the radio authority again

The first time he tells that story he starts it by saying it happened when he was a kid. I think he was there for it, but I doubt he was the one greeting Ken. He would have just changed it for the narrative value.

My all time favorite

Oh it's my Chinese neighbour, fook yew.

>Chinese women are really good looking....as younger people
>NOOOOOOO

Because Karl says shit like it would be easier to get up Mount Everest riding a bicycle instead of climbing.

there was this thing in a doctor who magazine n that... looked like steve

Was it just money for old rope?

that was all i could think about when playing portal 2

>it's a "ricky humours steve's awful taste in hip-hop music" episode
>I'M A BAD BABYSITTER GOT MY BOYFRIEND IN YOUR SHOWER (WOO)

nope, they were on a Netflix series together recently, called Derek I believe

I don't think anyone ever watches shit like that. I'm guessing it's not funny.

youtube.com/watch?v=hikVQQC6k0s

Definite highlight.

>"we got in to a fight over 50p once"

>It could be your brother

Not trying to be inflammatory but I don't think Americans really get how seemingly harsh British 'banter' can be at times. We do tend to say quite rude shit but it's always in jest. Unless you are actually British then I guess I am just assuming.

BONG

There was literally nothing wrong with the invalid comment.

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Ricky: Yeah, Ricky Gervais, okay, erm, Steve Merchant, hello...
Steve: Great to be here.
Ricky: ...hi, now, erm, you're a very tall man, if I might say, you're six foot seven aren't you?
Steve: Yes.
Ricky: Was that a bit of a problem at school?
Steve: Ah, well, you know, a few jokes here and there, gentle ribbing, but nothing too problematic.
Ricky: ”What's the weather like up there?”
Steve: Exactly.
Ricky: Skinny, all that sort of thing, or 'you lanky', oh dear, and er, but er, what about the glasses ?
Steve: Well I wear glasses, but again it weren't really a problem
Ricky: But they didn't call you four eyes or anything, didn't call you 'four-eyes freaky lank thing', didn't call you 'freakpot'? 'Freaky the Freakish...
Steve: Alright! I'm not...
Ricky: ...Gimp, Four-Eyed Git.'
Steve: ...sure I'm enjoying this Rick.
Steve: I'm not sure...
Ricky: What? Well I'm just saying they didn't do that.
Steve: As an interview, I'm not sure that's the best approach.
Ricky: Okay, okay, and then you left school...
Steve: If I'm honest.
Ricky: ...you left school, you went to university, there were you called freaky...
Steve: No, what, I've never been called...
Ricky: freak four-eyed git...
Steve: No, I've never been called a four-eyed git.
Ricky: Are you sure?
Steve: Never been called it.
Ricky: Were you called a freaky lanky four-eyed stupid hair boggle-eyed freakface - fishface?
Steve: Is your chat show coming back?
Ricky howls with laughter.

In all honesty he has a huge ego and isn't as smart as he thinks he is

>LOL HE ASKED WHAT THE CREATURES IN GREMLINS ARE CALLED

They're called Mogwis, Ricky, you fucking stupid cunt.