/Heem/: Fights tonight or whatever edition

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is this the thread?

Who's on and how many fights left?

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AMAZING

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

SLLEEEEEEPPPPYYY!!!

heeeeeem

OH MY GOD DUDE THIS YEAR IN KO'S

HEEM STIFFY

holy fuck that was fucking brutal. he looked like he turned off. that was bad.

that was the best knee ko in UFC history easily

Brutal.

THEY KILLED HIM! THEY KILLED HIM! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY

DABBING ON EM

He's dead

rip

>Switch tabs
>Fights over

Welp

Wow.

>Weidman and Sterling are on the same team
>Both people tried to secure a takedown with their head in line of opponents side
>Both get ktfo by a knee

Serra/Longo confirmed morons

>jacked brazilian
>high pitched voice
what is the cause of this phenomenon?

>ronda signs with WWE
>suddenly UFC flashing her getting KTFO'd everywhere

boxing died tonight
only /heem/ now

>sterling's biggest fan

>angel wing tattoos

Jason Knight is STILL MY BOY

Current fight is Luis Suarez-Tyson v Fredrique Fajita

he bites people come on

>thread wars

kys youreselve

*bites you*

Jason "Tooth Fairy" Knight

Poor man's Luis Suarez

/box/

knight's strategy for this fight is fucked

neh, we could absorb /box/ then we can be boxing, bjj, judo, wrestling, kickboxing, MT, streetfighting and mma . boxing is the only one not invited currently

>having your wife and kids present for this

>spic shoves his fingers in your mouth because he doesnt want you to get a body lock
>suddenly youre a weirdo who bit a guy and got a point deducted
dirty fucking mexicans

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Fuck off retard.

Go shag a sheep, faggot.

Ortega is gonna take him to T-City

S A V E D

damn

APOLOGIZE

=/

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>arm in to traditional guillotine while hanging off dudes neck

my word...

>Drostanolone

BRITISH GAMBLING POSTER ON SUICIDE WATCH. BET THE MORTAGE ON CUB HAHAHA.

Fuck whoever told me to bet on Swanson to finish.

Wheres the Ortega autist at?

D City baby!

>REEEE GIV TITLESHOT

lucky submission

Can some one tell me what happened to knight? i didnt get to watch it

I FUCKING TOLD YOU GUYS I FUCKING TOLD YOU HAHAHAHHA /HEEM/ BTFO HAHAHHAHA

APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

THE MEME IS JUST BEGINNING

>Rigo loses
>Swanson loses
fuck my life. my 2018 new years resolution is to stop watching combat sports.

>literally the breast cancer steroid

H8RS IN SHAMBLES AGAIN!!
H8RS IN SHAMBLES AGAIN!!
H8RS IN SHAMBLES AGAIN!!
H8RS IN SHAMBLES AGAIN!!
H8RS IN SHAMBLES AGAIN!!

Cub needs to retire he was looking old and slow
he is never go to be a champ whats the point now?

He was shook

Anything significant happen yet? Still got no light cuz I live in the mountains.

Even on the feet he didn't have much of an advantage over Ortega. Ortega showed much more refined boxing and even blocked a good amount of Swanson's shots.

JIUJITSU IS BACK, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

Betting was a mistake

absolutely pieced up by some who taco

he's done

I wouldn't call it lucky. Would have finished the choke in the first round too

omgfamthis

CHEAT CITY

>he was looking old and slow

He wasn't. His hand speed is there, he was landing. Ortega was just better.

>muh savior
Fuck this guy

Feel for Cub man.
Great performance from Ortega though

early stoppage
Ref fix was in from the get go

Because he sucks at life and has no other skillset. Duh

>tfw when i got the whole general spamming ortega from now on
well that wasn't my plan

BASED JESUS

flying guillotine

come on
he had him twice; if there were still 2 minutes on the first round, Cub would have tapped then

17/35 (48.6%) picked Ortega

>let's hookup in the back

What did Dana mean by this?

SAURCE

he's like the best ju jitsu guy in the ufc, no mistake

cub was shook he was almost done in the 1st

what are t city's chances against max?

Well this sucks. It's going to take longer for Cub to get his title shot. And this is his last fight in his current contract.

Never seen anyone tap that violently before
how does a simple choke like that make someone tap like a bitch

atheists

B T F O

Ortega was getting pieced up in the stand up what fight were you watching.

Damn, is he a can crusher? Ill give him another fight before i call him that.

Hilarious how that upsets you so.

Well cub is susceptible to subs

BASED JESUS HELPING ORTEGA

>actually thinking Cub wasnt going to get submitted

Can i get a webm of both the submission attempt in round 1 and the finish sub in round 2?

No he wasn't. Watch the replay.

BASED FAMILY MAN ORTEGA

>loves jesus
>wants to help the kids
>loves his dad
wtf I love Ortega now

>wake up early to catch boxing
>turned out to be a bust
>guess I'll watch the fight night
>good spicy main event

will never doubt you again /heem/

thanks for subscribing to my blog. god bless

>JESUS
Plentiful in CA!

T City a respectful god loving young american son, he gonna get that belt

>tfw i worked a whole general into a shoot
lol h8ers btfo

It's a blood choke my dude its painful