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RE
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'Arry Zoner Kye Oaties desu

RE
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Canucks-Flames

Early Canes/Kings gamethread

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Lets go >shorks

>not Calgarelo

ninth for ninth day of not masturbating in December

>the absolute city of Dallass

How do you last that long

gud post

>tfw survived whole november but back to fapping to diaper fetish in less than a week
I need help

He's a grill
>standby, jerking it

Sens @ Sharks

a lot of determination, a little luck, and the dire need to make a change in my life no matter how dumb it may be.

based sharkies

youtube.com/watch?v=IKRlvpC7d6c

this is a sociopathic move
don't ever tell anyone outside of here you're doing this
seriously
you'll get fired, lose friends, maybe get arrested
>Oh noes I can't control myself and when I touch my genitals
stay away from schools

You saving it up for a big Christmas Day blowout?

was more thinking about popping the champagne on News Years Even desu. I don't want to sacrilege Baby Jesus' birthday.

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Apology time

Tampa why can't we be firends

I apologize the Baby Jesus for even being in this thread

>sorry bby Joseph =\
>I'll go to church tomorrow

legace

wtf I already told my boss, my friends, and my local police department.

pointless, your body gives you wet dreams in order to dispel all that jizz in your body either way. fap once a week, and stop watching porn, but never fapping again is dumb

>Jordan Subban

fap in the shower and only thin kabout one obtainable Grill
>from the 80's
and that's it until DEATH
>perverts =\

Are Publix subs even that good or are they Subway shit tier?

Why are the Sharks gamethreads always so dead?
The only exception has been the one with based toilet water guy.

>check, check, check
may as well wear it on your sleeve now
like an old Juden
>the perverts police are coming and you're exposed!!

Shork Chads out on a Saturday night

Obviously, because he's not Here.
t. user

most game threads are ded tbqh

I want to be a fan of an NHL team in 2018

Which team do you recommend?

Seatlle hurricanes

Wait for Seattle expansion

>Just tell him
the Gennie is where the real party is
>know everyone will know -_-
thanks asshole

Panties, Miami is moving soon

The LA KANGZ.

shit i'm actually okay with that

#BANG
HOLLA UP

Vegas God Knights

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOI ANOTHER GOAL FOR VEGAS.

This
is the only correct answer

Well done, user
CRfan, your team is in LA, like most of your family no doubt
Con Grat-u-lations

for Seattle it would be better to make the NBA return to that city

Join the Leafs, lad.

2020, both the NBA and NHL will return
Mark your banana based calendar

if you're on the pk and you clear the puck out of your defensive zone but the penalty ends by the time it reaches the center line is it still icing?

I do not like teams that have won the stanley cup and Presidents' Trophy

I prefer the losing teams and they have never won the stanley cup and Presidents' Trophy

The vegas golden knights have literally never won a cup.

If the puck passed the center line before the PP time ran out, no. If it did not pass the center line before the PP time ran out, yes.

I'm sorry, but Las Vegas does not strike my attention

San Jose Sharks. There's even a game on right now/

You have unreasonable standards..
>you fit right in

Ottawa
Columbus
Florida
Arizona
San Jose
Buffalo

Publix confirmed shit tier

Ottawa in you think Pancakes are better than Waffles

Columbus in you prefer Diesel to Leaded gasoline

>or flip a coin, no one actually cares

Perth NHL team sponsored by Chicken Treat

Which one of all those teams, is the most loser, the most disappointing, and most pathetic of all?

please a team, of the NHL, in which even their fans feel embarrassment and pain to be a fan of such team

Bobby Despotovski inaugural playing coach

/cric/

FUCKING BASED

That would be the sabres

>loser
Buffalo
>disappointing
San Jose
>pathetic
Florida

Canucks.

Sabres have vastly above average winning percentage and goal differential.

>this triggers the CroatWORMS

we are close

one last question

Which of those 3 teams, never won their division, have never won a Presidents' Trophy and never played a final or won the Stanley Cup?

>Florida
You forgot Coyotes/Jets.

kek
Based Ivan

Honestly, I prefer to avoid all Canadian teams

Buffolerr
take it or fuck off entirely

Holy shit it's actually happening

for that one guy from the lightning game thread that wanted an updated butthurt/tears delivery truck
i gave vasilevskiy his cat from the next image i'll post.

Karlson for Marner straight up

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The yotes have made it past the 1st round in this decade.

i dont know why paintnet left empty selection bars in.

Hello

They still can not find an NHL team, who has never won their division, who has never won a Presidents' Trophy, has never won the Stanley Cup and is also pathetic, loser, and that people are very embarrassed and sorry to be fan of such a team?

dude fuck off

Cleveland Barons desu

Are you that guy that posts in the MLS threads

All of those teams have played in a final. I do not think outside the golden knights there is a team that has never at the very least, played in the stanley cup.

The current Jets haven't, but there has abeen a team called the "Winnipeg Jets" that competed in stanley cups before, but even then they're slated to be a stanley contender this season. This league has losers but none on the level of "we've never even come close to winning". Your dream team doesn't exist because if such a team did exist in the NHL it would be moved and placed under new management that would likely make them not suck anymore.

why do you retards still reply to that copypasta. he comes into the thread every 2 days to do so

oh god, you're that fucker.

>unironically getting BTFO at home by the Oilels and their ECHL tier goalie

Mae fuck off

Kansas City Scouts

What do you recommend then?

that team no longer exists

He should watch some minors if he wants to suck so much =\

kek so it is him

Does anyone know of any comfy full length retro games? Preferably in color. Anytime from 70s to 90s.

I dunno mate, just pick a team with uniforms you like and root for them. Unless you live in the US/Canada it doesn't fucking matter whose team you like best.

He's a spammer

NO SHIT ITS POSTED EVERY TIME WITH THE SAME WORDS

Montreal will never win another cup unless they move back to the Forum

calm down Francois