OFFICIAL Vancouver Canucks @ Calgary Flames Gamethread

Kippers edition

>misery
>depression
>injuries
>false hopes

Puck drop at 7:00 Pacific / 8:00 Mountain

GET IN HERE

>flams fans all in their seat at the anthem
Is the traffic THAT bad in vancouver that there's still people getting into their seats 15 mins into the game?

Hey, it's a long drive from Georgia St to the Saddledome

>17 jersey

jake "finn" virtanen. based

JAKE

THE SNAKE

VIRTANEN

DOES IT AGAIN

KNOCK KNOCK

WHO'S THERE

OUR YEAR

Who /Straya/, m88s?

>also, ID yourself, Kippurrs =3

nice to see him get a goal, he works hard but just can't score

>That loud as fuck cheering when Virtanen scored

Maybe they were all in Calgary instead

Or, everyone recognizes that it's our year and so can't help cheering for the Nucks

That 9 minutes of ice time he's been getting probably wasn't helping

FUCKING

EDLER

PIZZA 73
37 AZZIP

Go Calgary!

i dont know if i can take another 3 penalty edler night lads

>Flimi jersey
>Shork style shoes
the fuck?
also, are there more of these?

>Sam "Bust" Bustnett
>Hunter "Career AHLer" Shinkaruk
>Mark "The Best Player in the draft" Jankowski
>Matt "Cooke" Tkachuk

The absolute state of the Seattle Flames

flames got ridiculously lucky with gaudreau since he was a 4th round pick. they'd probably be basement dwellers if it wasnt for that, or then again they might've won the mathews lottery

>cal

Can the Flames' anemic offense manage not to score against the tandem of Anders "Sieve" Nilsson and Alex "Oh god what the fuck are you doing" Edler?

can the canucks manage to not take dumb penalties due to sloppy defense that ends up killing all their offensive momentum?

They're trying to help the Flames out by giving them constant man advantages

>on pace for 6 pks

>Nilsson

If I were Gypsy Jim I'd bust that useless cocksucker down to Junior A

Except he'd still be getting BTFO

>hear me out, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out..... ...
Flims

lel MDZ looked like he was about to cry on the bench

put virtanen with boeser desu. virtanen has the same rush horvat does, which would help boeser when breaking out

>lift someone's stick
>slashing

I am enjoying Rabbi Bettman's Wild Ride

>the absolute state of slashing calls this season
jesus fucking christ how awful

>SMITH

CAN IT BE

HAVE WE FOUND A GOALIE LESS CAPABLE OF NHL-LEVEL PLAY THAN ANDERS NILSSON

BASED OLD DUDE WITH THE CATCH

NICE SNATCH

are all the flams fans in the hf boards or something?

>flems
>fans

What is this new meme

>open up thread
>Virtanen scored

Sadly Nilsson is in net so >we'll need multiple hat tricks to avoid overtime

>virtanen has literally and unironically been our best player tonight

>baertschi injured
J U S T

i-it's still our year, r-right?

By spring it'll be the goddamn Comets' year

>with Edler blundering his way around in perfect health

cant wait for the inevitable tanev injury again

>no call on Boeser
can he do anything wrong desu?

BOESER

MUH DIQ

NOTHING CAN CONTAIN MY CLIENT, BROCK

"THE BEAST"

BOESSSSSSERRRRRRRRRR

PLEASE GOD STAY HEALTHY

AS LONG AS THE CALDER CHAMP IS PLAYING, THERE CAN BE NO QUESTION

NO FRAGMENT OF DOUBT IN THE MIND OF ANY THINKING BEING AND PROBABLY SOME PLANTS

THIS YEAR IS OUR YEAR

O U R Y E A R
U
R
Y
E
A
R

IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BOEST
THE BOEST
THE BOEST OF YOU?

>mad at a legitimate holding call
>flam fans

kek nice work

lel!

>boeser having a shitty night
>scores anyway
BOESED
O
E
S
E
D

Flames fans are Chads who stay off anime imageboards

They're too busy fucking your sisters

YOU JUST KNOW

>chads
>fans of a bottomfeeder team

*their

>bottomfeeder team
Lol say that when the Cantpucks actually get a stanley cup

holy shit a flames fan

R A R E

>tfw have to wait 7 more months to say that

;_;

gaunce goal when

>watching half of the 2017-18 Canucks effortlessly slap around the Flames, even with an ECHL goalie in net

nice timing

>ECHL goalie in net

THE LAST PART IS ALWAYS THE TRICKY PART

I HATE YOU SO MUCH NILSSON

YOU JUST GOT SCORED ON BY A GUY WHO WAS BEING TRIPPED

Nilsson always finds a way to lose

SCAAAAAAAR

I've got a raging rock hard on right now

>that loud ass Yahoo

The shanty homestead of Calgary

>Our flag looks like a toilet seat
Fuck I hate that thing

>A FUCKING HAT

SEATTLE FLAMES WHEN?

At least we don't have the Sedin Sisters as our main talent

>2 girls no cup

fuggg if this goes into OT this is pretty much over isnt it

>canucks in charge of winning in OT/SO

top bantz m8

THAT'S MY NILSSON

>mdz in charge of defense

Sedins aren’t our main talent. You’re playing the Canucks scraps right now

>we

God dammit Nilsson

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>tfw no core of healthy skaters to offset the >ragsness MDZ brings
>also Nilsson who's useless

>getting BTFO by the flems

The All-Star break can't come soon enough

dont forget baertschi is injured now too

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>Flems so assblasted they gave us Baertschi they needed to injure him to win

>Vancouver Soyboys get BTFO by high-test Flames

All the nucks fans left the thread, and are getting shitfaced now