Kippers edition
>misery
>depression
>injuries
>false hopes
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Kippers edition
>misery
>depression
>injuries
>false hopes
Puck drop at 7:00 Pacific / 8:00 Mountain
GET IN HERE
>flams fans all in their seat at the anthem
Is the traffic THAT bad in vancouver that there's still people getting into their seats 15 mins into the game?
Hey, it's a long drive from Georgia St to the Saddledome
>17 jersey
jake "finn" virtanen. based
JAKE
THE SNAKE
VIRTANEN
DOES IT AGAIN
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE
OUR YEAR
Who /Straya/, m88s?
>also, ID yourself, Kippurrs =3
nice to see him get a goal, he works hard but just can't score
>That loud as fuck cheering when Virtanen scored
Maybe they were all in Calgary instead
Or, everyone recognizes that it's our year and so can't help cheering for the Nucks
That 9 minutes of ice time he's been getting probably wasn't helping
FUCKING
EDLER
PIZZA 73
37 AZZIP
Go Calgary!
i dont know if i can take another 3 penalty edler night lads
>Flimi jersey
>Shork style shoes
the fuck?
also, are there more of these?
>Sam "Bust" Bustnett
>Hunter "Career AHLer" Shinkaruk
>Mark "The Best Player in the draft" Jankowski
>Matt "Cooke" Tkachuk
The absolute state of the Seattle Flames
flames got ridiculously lucky with gaudreau since he was a 4th round pick. they'd probably be basement dwellers if it wasnt for that, or then again they might've won the mathews lottery
>cal
Can the Flames' anemic offense manage not to score against the tandem of Anders "Sieve" Nilsson and Alex "Oh god what the fuck are you doing" Edler?
can the canucks manage to not take dumb penalties due to sloppy defense that ends up killing all their offensive momentum?
They're trying to help the Flames out by giving them constant man advantages
>on pace for 6 pks
>Nilsson
If I were Gypsy Jim I'd bust that useless cocksucker down to Junior A
Except he'd still be getting BTFO
>hear me out, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out..... ...
Flims
lel MDZ looked like he was about to cry on the bench
put virtanen with boeser desu. virtanen has the same rush horvat does, which would help boeser when breaking out
>lift someone's stick
>slashing
I am enjoying Rabbi Bettman's Wild Ride
>the absolute state of slashing calls this season
jesus fucking christ how awful
>SMITH
CAN IT BE
HAVE WE FOUND A GOALIE LESS CAPABLE OF NHL-LEVEL PLAY THAN ANDERS NILSSON
BASED OLD DUDE WITH THE CATCH
NICE SNATCH
are all the flams fans in the hf boards or something?
>flems
>fans
What is this new meme
>open up thread
>Virtanen scored
Sadly Nilsson is in net so >we'll need multiple hat tricks to avoid overtime
>virtanen has literally and unironically been our best player tonight
>baertschi injured
J U S T
i-it's still our year, r-right?
By spring it'll be the goddamn Comets' year
>with Edler blundering his way around in perfect health
cant wait for the inevitable tanev injury again
>no call on Boeser
can he do anything wrong desu?
BOESER
MUH DIQ
NOTHING CAN CONTAIN MY CLIENT, BROCK
"THE BEAST"
BOESSSSSSERRRRRRRRRR
PLEASE GOD STAY HEALTHY
AS LONG AS THE CALDER CHAMP IS PLAYING, THERE CAN BE NO QUESTION
NO FRAGMENT OF DOUBT IN THE MIND OF ANY THINKING BEING AND PROBABLY SOME PLANTS
THIS YEAR IS OUR YEAR
O U R Y E A R
U
R
Y
E
A
R
IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BOEST
THE BOEST
THE BOEST OF YOU?
>mad at a legitimate holding call
>flam fans
kek nice work
lel!
>boeser having a shitty night
>scores anyway
BOESED
O
E
S
E
D
Flames fans are Chads who stay off anime imageboards
They're too busy fucking your sisters
YOU JUST KNOW
>chads
>fans of a bottomfeeder team
*their
>bottomfeeder team
Lol say that when the Cantpucks actually get a stanley cup
holy shit a flames fan
R A R E
>tfw have to wait 7 more months to say that
;_;
gaunce goal when
>watching half of the 2017-18 Canucks effortlessly slap around the Flames, even with an ECHL goalie in net
nice timing
>ECHL goalie in net
THE LAST PART IS ALWAYS THE TRICKY PART
I HATE YOU SO MUCH NILSSON
YOU JUST GOT SCORED ON BY A GUY WHO WAS BEING TRIPPED
Nilsson always finds a way to lose
SCAAAAAAAR
I've got a raging rock hard on right now
>that loud ass Yahoo
The shanty homestead of Calgary
>Our flag looks like a toilet seat
Fuck I hate that thing
>A FUCKING HAT
SEATTLE FLAMES WHEN?
At least we don't have the Sedin Sisters as our main talent
>2 girls no cup
fuggg if this goes into OT this is pretty much over isnt it
>canucks in charge of winning in OT/SO
top bantz m8
THAT'S MY NILSSON
>mdz in charge of defense
Sedins aren’t our main talent. You’re playing the Canucks scraps right now
>we
God dammit Nilsson
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>tfw no core of healthy skaters to offset the >ragsness MDZ brings
>also Nilsson who's useless
>getting BTFO by the flems
The All-Star break can't come soon enough
dont forget baertschi is injured now too
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>Flems so assblasted they gave us Baertschi they needed to injure him to win
>Vancouver Soyboys get BTFO by high-test Flames
All the nucks fans left the thread, and are getting shitfaced now