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pints edition

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cara

want karren brady to bounce up and down on my face

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hate life and myself

wahey

Sup Forums is shit

MAD
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Such vibrant culture

is he the only white contestant this year?

anime

big fan of moomin
big fan of fins

only girl i've gotten to message on okcupid beyond like 5 messages in forever

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dont have 1 hour 30 minutes

sue

butternut squash head on her haha

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>Paddy edition
Disappointed in each and every one of you

been to the US a few times and they always think i'm an aussie

>a '''comedian''' interiors her, then she coughs, then a letter from the sign behind her falls, all things that she had absolutely no control over and are frankly irrelevant
>A disaster, she is done in politics
Why are you such a meme country? Is it because of the Jews?

big fan of the mornings

the dawn light and all

that is an eccentric moose

had some decent coke for the first time this weekend
done sniff a couple of times before and not really got the hype, but now I see what the craic is

How the fuck did Anthony Fantano get on the apprentice?

it's british culture though

love your cat lads

howard stern just went on about how they should just bomb the whole country and take their oil

olde look

fix your flag and post aoba with her tits and arse out/cum

bit gay
should try it yourself. feels nice

Been self medicating for over 13 years

cant access the folder cause of technical issues

So fucking jel of yank gun laws

you stop phoneposting

>hes here

>Prospective landlord wants:
>A twelve (12) page form
>A guarantor with 3 months of utility bills, their ORIGINAL passport or photo ID
>A billion questions about myself including salary, how long I will live there etc.
O
F
F U C K

xDweed ayy lmao>??

ohhh shit

would probably shit myself and have a stroke if I went on Apprentice

ye still a 2017 pic tho
no!

dont have to be weird about it theres nothing gay at all ok im not a homosexual alright im not attracted to men
but i know what you mean

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never post my gf again

Probably won't update /brit/ on it tbqh lad. Bad enough having real life people cringe at me, nevermind you lot too lmao

Will be homeless in a week
Still haven't found a place
AMA

gave myself a benzo dependence by accident :^)

ah yes private landlords

i'm not gonna go fucking buy myself some tights

GET A MOVE ON

WE CUM TIT VILLAGE!!!!

*kisses you*

have you found a place

>hes here

fuck finland

where are you from? got a settee with your name on it

stop trying to be cool you coward

Do you think the producers on The Apprentice deliberately go out to find the most deplorable Deanos and Deanettes they possibly can?

He texted me the next day saying he'd waive the agency fee of £85 pls which dreary room you want.
So I guess its gonna have to be a flat above a chippie or something.

r sara

cant tell if thats shopped or not.

is that Rio Ferdinand

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS

wtf what did i just say
'der

same
wish those who wrote our constitution just copied Americas instead of making the spineless shite one we have

a /brit/ poster is living on my sofa

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or what dickhead

i'll fucking heem you cunt

obviously?
are you gay and dumb?
it wouldnt be entertaining if they werent insufferable

What car will you drive in the upcoming race war lads?

they probably just go to an Essex BMW dealership and ask for the last dozen people who financed a new 520d

ofc

No mate

D E V O N
Whe did I move here, it's rainy as fuck and everyone sounds weird.

big sadness when she made her instagram private
bet it was you lot's fault

wearing a skirt

THAT'S gay

wearing leggings

got a butt plug in

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pic rel

good post

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can you get to brixham mate?

love me a good bit of comedy i do

Kek I just moved to pic related. Sent the landlord a message on line.
-Hello I need an appartment can I come visit tomorrow at 9 am?
-for how long? What do you do for work? What's your country?
-*Answers*
-Ok
Visited and signed the same day. It feels like the 60s where a honest, hard-working don't get fucked over arbitrarily by Mr. Goldenberg because he's not vicious enough.

That lass looks like Marilyn Manson

Point being do you think this sort of person is naturally attracted to this sort of show?

I remember the early series and they weren't the utter cunts we have on the show recently.

estrogen tap water overload

come meet me behind tescos and we'll see what's what PAL

>oh my god
does anybody else find this phrase silly, since there is no god?

even when I was twelve I hated this cunt
hate the so randub xd humour that infests the internet

just swatted a fly out of the air with a paper plate
utterly obliterated it

I know its balls

Luckily im a good British citizen and gun laws are a little less strict up Norn way

Post hoggers

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plebeian

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this is mental

the annoying orange is still a thing?

peter you're lying in a news grave