What does Sup Forums think about movie theaters of today? Does it add to the experience of a film?

What does Sup Forums think about movie theaters of today? Does it add to the experience of a film?


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Thoughts on my local kinographie house:
>The new reclining seats are really comff
>I think I actually prefer reserving a seat just because it removes some of the hassle of showing up early
>Snackbar still really overpriced, I sneak in my own snacks
>Showers are disgusting to use, I can't believe some people on Sup Forums actually use these
>XD experience is too loud, I think I might get some of those concert earplugs like they had on Shark Tank
>I don't mind previews

Yeah

He's been posting it for at least a week.
It IS good though admittedly. Maybe you should unironically post it on r****t.

>Cinema showers
>disgusting

Guess how i know you get your oily fucking hands stinkin up the armrests

>crab legs anvil kino penis inspection falcon shooter clap butter shower popcorn mine no singles policy
there i covered the thread, you can go do something else now

>"Sir, that is alot to fit in an order... How else can I accommadate you today?"

You forgot my wife's son

one time I went to the theater a bunch of black people came in with an entire buffet of chinese food

one guy was like pass dem eggrolls

who does that?

no wonder you have no friends, but thanks for your input anyway asshole.

if you can't participate in the community, don't participate.

dumb cinemaposter

At least Sup Forumss journeys to the kinoplex go smoother then /k/s trips to the gun range.

>mfw I got the lane with the blood spatter from the guy who committed suicide last week

>reclining seats cut theater capacity in half
>only way to get a ticket is to buy online a day in advance

How is this progress?

Thats nothing. I saw The VVitch in a New England theater Thanksgiving holiday. Some family dressed as pilgrims prepared a feast

>friend of friend wins some contest
>gets "movies for a year"
>turns out this isn't optional
>gets escorted to theater every day by IPS
>as it happens most of the movie at the theatre are awful (yeah I could have told him that) but its either that or re-watching things over and over until a new decent movie comes out

Who else goes to Everyman here?

>Sofas instead of seats
>They bring you steak and hamburgers meals
>They have barista style coffee
>Always showing decades old kino so you dont get chavs acting like theyre sitting in the fucking millwall stadium

Who builds these fucking things?

And my wife's axe

>nazi symbol
>has the lips of a nigger
What did they mean by this?

Depends on the film.

For example, Interstellar should be only viewed in analog 2D IMAX and nowhere else, you just can't feel the changes of aspect ratios anywhere else.

I will never understand the love for Intersteller. 2001ASO did all of that in its last half

While I agree that Interstellar is heavily flawed, it was the best cinema experience of my life.
Pure audio visual candy, anyone who has seen it in true IMAX will confirm this.

The narrative is a mess like every Nolan film but my god the launch sequence, the wormhole, the waves, the docking scene... I can't imagine watching that for the first time on a 13 inch Toshiba laptop.

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Literally my experience with the new Godzilla. I watched every movie with my brother and dad as a kid so the new one meant alot. Some little autistic fucking shit wouldnt stop making noises next to me and the parents didnt do a damn thing.

>go on Holiday in america
>decide to see a movie before it comes out across the pond
>get tickets and sit down after a 30min queue and 5 min assessment
>avoided pat down because I didn't sound like "no trouble maker"
>lights go down
>suddenly a "pre-movie celebration" occurs
>people hooting and clapping
>fist pumps all around
>some people put an empty popcorn bucket that they finished during trailers on their heads and start slapping it, declaring they are the "movie men" and or "man"
>A dancing popcorn bucket and hot dog cartoon then comes, on telling they should go to the "snack bar"
>movie stats and the whole theater empty's as people have taken on board what the dancing hot dog had said
>make my escape
>assaulted by democrats during one of their peaceful protests


was spooked the first time it happened, luckily I got travel insurance

...

As a manager at a theatre, I dread our remodel coming next month.

Less seats means more sellouts (most of our houses will go down to ~80 seats), which means more irrationally angry asshole, and longer operating hours (due to not being able to close the theater on a sellout) while still having to work with the same severely cut payroll budget.

That's nothing. I saw 10,000 BC in the theater a while back and entire families came in dressed as cavemen and slaughtered a mammoth in the 2nd row.

>mammoth

What uncultured swine. At least our theater had the occassional moa legs

Jolie has big lips too

80245439
>>>plluinh
>>>>>impluing
>>>>>>>>>>>>Implying jolie has big lips
HAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHA

I mostly go to my towns vintage kinoplex

This is what the inside of one of their three screening rooms looks like

That looks retro comfy as hell but the lighting looks ridiculous. Hope those mini Empire State Buildings dim

I only go about once a year now. I don't want to be around normalfags

>theater
>normalfags

Nah just fatties

>lute starts playing

this is a good video Op, you should be proud.

at least my cinema uploaded it's Gulag.

Last stint I did I got my own room

*updated

yeah most normalfags are fat today

>"Yeah, there's four over here."
>when the pipe clanging happens
>first falcon screech
>Steve Buscemi talking about No Singles Policy
>please rise for our national anthem

This is nice. It made me smile. I like this.

>>some people put an empty popcorn bucket that they finished during trailers on their heads and start slapping it, declaring they are the "movie men" and or "man"

...

With how muh memes are breaking into reality, I wouldnt be surprised if its an actual recording someday

much*

fuck off reddit

Ever since I slipped and fell in the cinema showers I get free admission for life with unlimited concessions.

i once walked into a wall while trying to find a seat on the front row, it was so dark and the wall was covered in a black carpet. everyone else was seated already and saw me do it

You're a retard.

With the internet mainstream, there is no difference between the internet and real life. The reason the distinction came into existence at all is because how much better it was on the internet, how much smarter, more creative, less emotional, and less pigheaded people were. Being able to present any sort of controversial idea and have it seriously considered and weighed.

With the internet just the same sea of retards as anywhere else, any point in pretending at all there is any distinction between the internet has long vanished.

K

Did Refn direct the construction of that theater?

I feel the same way about Gravity. I feel the bulk of those that criticize it heavily saw it at home or on a small screen.

Am I the only one who finds nu-theatre terrible?
Falcons keep shitting on me

>he doesn't exert and aura of dominance to keep the falcons away
Kid, did you just try walking into a cinema without the mandatory two-year chakra-handling course in Kathmandu?

i only watch films alone

they just built a new Regal theater in my town, supposed to be one of the "high end" versions

it fucking SUCKS

The screens are just, as far as i can tell, a painted white wall with really obvious texture. Like, any time the movie is showing a face, the sky, or just a lot of light/white, you can easily see the texture of the wall it's being projected on, so fucking distracting. Plus, the're clearly dimming their projectors to save money (which doesn't actually save that much money, but whatever), because the screens are so fucking dark.

Not only that, the sound system is fucking shit. The audio quality itself is okay, but any time there are really deep bassy noises (think of any modern Hans Zimmer soundtrack, or any action movie) you can hear the fucking air conditioning systems rattling from the vibrations.

I literally drive into the poorer town which is 10 miles further just to sit in their old shitty theater because it is STILL better than this new "luxury" one

>a painted white wall with really obvious texture.