ITT: Actors you could probably take in a fight

ITT: Actors you could probably take in a fight.

Other urls found in this thread:

xvideos.com/video14312385/verne_troyer_sex_tape
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

dude couldnt have done like 20 pushups a day at least?

Why did they choose this shrimpy skele manlet. Wow he loooks so fucking tough.

...

god i would crush this puny insect if i got the chance

...

tough enough to play one of the best knights in a brutal medieval world fighting 8ft spartan knights and winning.

Why does he have a Skyrim tattoo?

I bet you'd just get rolled over.

Why, what did he ever do to you?

You'd crush him if you stepped over him.

i've got the speed of a cat and the reflexes of a mongoose so i'm not worried

he was horribly miscast and unconvincing in that role as well. are you seriously using game of thrones as any indication of quality?

...

I want to fight Mark Ruffalo
He's such a cunt

That's skinny? Fatass detected.

...

JUST

>Fatass
I'm on permabulk, I guarantee you I carry more lean muscle mass than a prime Serge Nubret. I would break Iron Shrimp in half.

You don't stand a chance you little manlet shit

see me in the parking lot for rocky 7

>infant-faced
>pedo beard
>balding
JUST

you forgot
>5'1

...

>tfw his dick is bigger than yours

Get ready to get wrecked, Benji

He's dragging a frozen turkey not his dick, weirdo.

lmao that lil nigga will be eating that Turkey for months

xvideos.com/video14312385/verne_troyer_sex_tape

Are those soda can tabs on his necklace?

...

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
i'm fucking dying

>come on now
>squeeze it
>ah shit

yes

you don't even float, babydick

and the mind of child apparently

No thanks. . . I only have one pair of eyes, user.

Who's the semen demon?

>mini me gets more pussy than I do

how does he have enough blood for a boner that size?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

...

...

She doesn't really look into it from what I can recall. I'm not watching it again, I don't want to hear his sex noises again. She's obviously using him for his money/fame. You could hire a prostitute and be about as well off as him.

>WOW! It looked as though she was fucking her 11 month old child. But I'd love to fuck her anyway.

They wanted the numale audience.

Outta his way you dipshit