The Netherlands is the best country in the world

>best infrastructure
>tallest people
>real country, unlike Belgium
>best trading empire
>the literal center of Northwestern Europe
>language is like German, but not as course
you cannot argue this

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Its alright, but still not as good as Poland.

Great country, but it's totally flat everywhere and the language sounds comical with all those 'ooh' sound. Really enjoyed Amsterdam and Zandaam with the gf though.

No, Switzerland is

>but not as course
I can argue this

I don't like German. It's coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere

Japan is better in almost every way imaginable

Switzerland is noticeably better, but not by THAT much

Norway and Denmark are marginally better, barely noticeable

Go home

do like the Dutch but your country makes the UK look interesting

already am

>real country, unlike Belgium
Is Belgium artificial?

>not as course

I like the Netherlands, but c'mon nigger, their language is abhorrent

Belgium is a territory exchanged between the great regional powers multiple times over the years. It's nothing more than a DMZ

>american education

>belgian

It's also going to be reclaimed by Poseidon befor the end of the century

Afrikaans is cool.

It's a joke Nigel Farage said and everyone thought it was funny hahahaha XD

No open country though.
There's fucking people everywhere, can't turn around without bumping into half a dozen people.
I'ts also completely flat.
Kort&Pittig

maybe that's because everyone wants to be there

It's nice and I like it but It's overrated as fuck on Sup Forums.

Almost as bad as Finland.

Well I don't want them to be here.

>It's also going to be reclaimed by Poseidon befor the end of the century
False, they are the true sea gods. Everyone else will drown before them.

Then kick them out

It is a pretty good country desu
Ignore the dutch posters who say its bad, its pretty much a dutch tradition to be self-depricating and whine about ourselves

>Lowest abortion rate in Europe along with Ireland
>Non degenerate women
>The best country in the world was created by the Dutch, with Dutch culture and language
>The father of apartheid is Dutch
>Tall, beautiful people, both men and women
>Rich and irrelevant, best combo in the modern world

The only downside would be architecture and the fact they're Protestant.

Actually the majority of christians in the netherlands are catholic nowadays.
They became the majority again around 1850~1950

This thread and this post opened my eyes. Netherlands is THE best country in the world.

Based
I like you guys, I usually don't tolerate germanics but you, you're good.

I want to have sex with her, if you know what i mean

bruh you can get an abortion up to 6 months in the Netherlands
even if the rates are low doesn't mean they aren't degenerate as fuck

Nah that's just the government.
It even shows in your country - the frenchies are lefties and the Dutch part is usually conservative.

This desu
The french belgians are welfare sucking leeches and lefty degenerates

Currently in the process of getting my Dutch passport. Thanks granny for being a moffenhoer.

>Non degenerate women

Nice, you’re more than welcome
T. half-german

Hes right though, have you ever seen english women? Our women are saints compared to them

>"geen probleem, kleinzoon"

imagine what our country would look like if we didn't need to spend trillions every year on policing the world

Or billions of dollars in aid to Israel.... greatest ally my ass

You guys are only good now because you were governed my the wisdom of his imperial majesty the holy roman emperor for long enough

Netherlands seems like a really boring country, like a giant tourist trap country.

who is this semen demon

People like boring. Boring means steady and reliable.
No naturel disaster, no safety threads from nearby countries, economy, healthcare, unemployment rate is all good. We are awesome and modest.

I read Ayaan Hirsi Ali's biography and now I think that the Netherlands are based.

move

>language is like German, but not as course
Language is like drunk German spoken by a mentally retarded Monkey

the risk of flood is extremely low these days. hell, I'm pretty sure the last time someone actually died in a flood here was over 50 years ago.

Its flat boring and too dense. Also the buildings are similar to the UKs aka shit

No, Holland is a shit country full of shit people

It is flat and has no hunting though

We have De Veluwe and De Biesbosch.
You can hunt there if you have a licence.
Also you can walk there for several minutes without meeting other people

What can you hunt for? I was under the impression that the Netherlands had no large wild animals.

boars I think.

That actually sounds great

Water levels are supposed to rise a few meters this century. What happens when a dike fails?

DUDE

Birds like goose and ducks, and boars

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WEED

the tallest people is a good example of the power of the memes.

In my experience:

Holland > UK > Belgium > France

That won't happen, trust me. We pour billions into our dikes and they all get checked regulary

Does the Dutch have an end game when their land eventually sink to sea
Every study seems to point to that event

i would check your dykes and pour something into them.

It's real but it's tri-lingual and it's a meme

is it also triangular?

delet

They made lot of electronic music and i enjoy them

I trim my pubes with phillips trimmer

They has good looking architecture

>language is like German, but not as course
no stupid cases. hence grammar is much simpler. that's a huge plus.

The only thing they fail at is definately architecture. Both modern and old buildings are garbage. Sorry, glorious dutchmen.

Netherland is small just like SK
But still has power

>i's totally flat
it's flatness is the only reason I'd be disinterested in it
left florida partly b/c of that

limburg/southern parts have hills

Tallest people is a disadvantage in many ways.
They have some damn cool engineering, though.