"So I've crunched the numbers..."

>"So I've crunched the numbers..."

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>Uhm, in *English*, Einstein?

whoa whoa doc, in english please

>frogposting
>2017

>meme arrows
>current A.D.

"If you kill him, then you'll be just as bad as he is!"

>characters play DnD
>kills endboss with one spell

>he never rolled a natural 20 on the last boss as mage

>character smokes weed out of a bong
>doesn't even clear it after they take a hit
>starts seeing WACKY HALLUCINATIONS "HAHHAHA DUDE WEED REGGAE IM HUNGRY LMAO"

>Cat appears on screen
>*meow* sound effect
>Cat visibly does not meow

>character throws something off screen
>cat screeching sound effect mixed with crashing sound effect

>who are you?
>im you

>B-but how?

>Not "how," but "when."

>if I'm you, and you're here... then who was that?

>Boy am I glad that we're out here he's in there

Where can I meet people with Sup Forums humour irl?

>implying we go outside

The next HWNDU installation

>I looked at the data

>I've got a bad feeling about this

>meows internally

>It's about 3 days hard ride up yonder..."

>It's too hot
>but it's a dry heat

Name seven wonders of the ancient world where this happens

Zoom
Enhance
Pan right
THERE, right there in the 3rd refraction through the lighbulb and the lake we can see him!

In E N G L I S H P U H L E A S E

>"So... uhh... who else have you told about this?"
>"No one. Just you."
>"Good..." *shoots other guy*

>and you're other in English, doc

>"Time for plan B"
>"What's plan b?"
>"Uhhh, RUN!"

>did you hear that?
>hear what?
>it was probably nothing...

THAT WAS PLAN B

>We will need some backup
>don't worry, I know someone

When I see that pic I'm glad she made it.
Her mom looks like a working class woman. Reminds me of my mother.

Wish I could buy stuff for my mom like that.

>"IN PLAN B DOC!'

>did you hear that?
>...no?
>Exactly

>"It's quiet...too quiet"

Every episode of 24.

Kek

cats are fags

Kek every sitcom from the 90s

>I'm you from the future

stop projecting

GIVE ME BACK MY SHOW!!!

What really is the difference?

I actually like this trope

Who are these slags?

FUUUUUUUUUCK like every episode of Jack Bauer

REEEEEEEEEE

m8 keep that autism in check

I think you may be legitimately autistic

>horror movie
>jumpscare happens early in the movie but it's actually just a toy/another character/pet/etc

>Character is autistic but not a math genius

...

Do you have any independent thoughts? All of your responses are typical newfag core.

>jumpcscare happens
>turns out it was a toy/another character/pet/etc
>real jumpscare happens soon after it

...

Dude lol is this the cock rating thread of soc

>I've hacked into the mainframe

this is a bad thing?

>they weren't trying to keep us out...
>they were trying to keep something...IN!

>I don't care where you're from, that's gotta hurt!

>the numbers check out

Fuck does that mean you piece of shit

>what was that?
>searches around for 40 seconds
>dead body with an arrow sticking out its forehead literally two feet away
>sheaths dagger
>guess it was my imagination

...

>Not where Mr. Powers, when!

d-don't bully us user, we're having fun here.

shut the fuck up

You still have to confirm the crit, and that only doubles the damage

Some people play with looser rules to subscribe to dramatic narrative

hothead pls

>...but I thought
>I don't pay you to think, moron

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>I'm not here to save him from you
>I'm here to save you from him!

>characters are approaching Las Vegas
>"Vegas!"
>cut to aerial shot of the strip that speeds up at first and then goes back to normal speed

>But if you're here...then who's driving this thing?

...

>But if I'm him... and you're me... then who is he?
>*characters scream in unison*

>cuts to MC's almost blind grand mother peeking behind steering wheel

>I didn't sign up for this shit
>pulls up the contract
>Uh, actually, you did

>sitcom character with no obvious sign of income
>lives in $10k a month NY apartment

>cut to aerial shot of the strip that speeds up at first and then goes back to normal speed

damn this is crazy accurate

name 4 international treaties where this happened

>Now "how", but "whom"

and that's HE'S THE sheriff and

Met a chick who baneposts.

Sadly my autism was too great and she dumped my ass.

Other than that, there are plenty of anons in stem

youtu.be/lgJo8fXz1kk?t=6m51s

>Met a chick who baneposts.

I'm going to need to see what a roastie who posts here looks like.

>"Quick, what's the number for 911?!"

Is that a positive image reaction or negative?

>Not "how", but "why"

Every fucking time

>*tak tak tak tak tak tak*
>I'm in

was she a big girl?

>Not "whom", but "whom'st"

>character sees a cat
>the strings section wakes your neighbours

Plenty possible if you're running splatbooks against a DM that wasn't prepared.

Ha

>are you ready?
>i was born ready

>married couple in bed hear a noise downstairs
>husband grabs a baseball bat he keeps by the bed

>I could tell you.....but then id have to kill you

Fucking nerd lmao

i actually do keep a baseball bat by the bed

*and lube

>not sleeping next to your security falcon

>We can do this the easy way, or the hard way.

>...or the Mexican way

>I like this kid, he's got balls

>the beat the shit out of the guy
>"okay okay what's the easy way?"
>"that was the easy way"

>who wants to earn 5 dollars the hard way?

That specific case applies only to (some) weapons, not spells. Still the target could´ve rolled a 1 on his saving throw for an automatic failure, and if that happens against an instant kill or petrification spell or just a spell that deals enough damage, that guy is a goner.

>ya got spunk kid