OFFICIAL MANCHESTER UNITED v MANCHESTER CITY GAME THREAD #2

in b4 0-0 final score

first for yuros are poor

will this be a 0-0 thriller?

Third for Americans smell

Customers are the cancer killing football.

clean tackle

really should be a yellow for jesus

city to win

city to get gold trophy

football watching public dies

no era

City players seem to love a dive

>Jedives
embarassing desu

T. Ismail Abdullah

Mourinho was right. City are a bunch of diving fucking soyboy faggots.

>le park the bus and pass to pacey nignogs tactic

He is such a genius

>resorting to diving as the dominant team

quality

diving fucking bastard

Herrera dived first lad

t. sumo salami

Robbeh saying Gee-juice

>go down like you've been shot when someone puts a hand on you

so it begins

and their fat

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Hahahaha ha

Found the paki

Yeah, not today ISIS. Not today.

Go find a pretty blonde swede to rape, Muhammad. We don't care about what you think.

was babysitting my girlfriend's son while she was at work so just started watching, who's been better?

mourinho is an enemy of football

How is Valencia doing so far?

ref has lost it already after 25min

Don't think the Munich cunts won't try the same thing at any given opportunity.

>american """"""""""""""""""""""""""""banter"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Back to the nfl general with you

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where is the stream lads

he's on the pitch

Pep and Mou Show

I hear your phone ringing

>Girlfriend's son

Wew, Lad. How long have you been a cuck for? Do you enjoy it?

How is it snowing in England and not here in Stockholm?

whiter den u mohamed

Excellent as always thanks for him

Wouldn't this sport be better if you could make unlimited changes? (obviously with rules to not have the game stop every 10 mins).

t.: not a football fan.

>rating Mouyes

how does it feel that the Dutch De Bruyne plays for a non-country instead of Netherlands?

>my girlfriend's son
>while she was at "work" on a sunday

anyway its been possession vs counter hoofball, as expected

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what are you poofs snacking on?
it's almost 4am here and i am drinking a cup of tea and snacking on a fruit mince pie

What time's everyone's stream at?

Mine's at 26:40

De Gea's distribution is awful, he's just a meme shot stopper; there are four or five better goalkeepers in world football

>being this new

Lurk more

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27:27

29:10

why would that make soccer better?
because players get tired after 90 minutes?

Why are everyone ganging up against Americans all of a sudden?

fucking hell mate. Just as bad as the BBC iplayer.

Use bet365 as a reference on if your game is delayed too badly

35:96

>22% possession
>0 shots
>at home
>after spending half a billion
ah yes mourinho

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86th

Entire shitty team has been sent off for diving. Score is 50 to 0.

Pep is playing keeper

Lies

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i have a pan pizza on its way. bacon, chicken, tomato

>all of a sudden

67:10, city are 3-0 up

I want my...
I want my...
I want my...

I see the ref has been told to keep the league interesting.

Lads this isn't even that bad so far for a United games calm your tits

based mummy bringing home pizza for dinner?

>all of a sudden

Just turned on ESPN and found out my TV provider removed it from my channel pack yesterday
ESPN has a monopoly on the EPL and internet here is so shitty on sundays that I can't watch a stream in real time even if it's 240p
Fuck this

>Big Premier League game in "is boring" shocker

>putting martial on the right

why, fucking why

Come on city beat these munich scum!

Haven't been this coordinated before.

>t. joe smith

Fucking hell, this hoofball counters is just like PES, eventually it will work out and City will be punished for playing the game properly

Manure will score in 10 minutes

i unironically want to fuck women of this age

how is smalling a profesional footballer?

>0-0

I think this particularly pathetic public passenger parking pastime isn't for me lads

Jealousy from third worlders basically, it has reached peak levels now that Trump is making America great again

United are so mediorcre

see
United will win

MTV

embarrassing gap between these two teams desu

Does Lingaard have progeria?

listening on 5 live video streams going too slow

i predict a riot

Fergies blessing

We gotta move these colour teeveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Triggered all of you dirty shitskins didn't I? All of you third worlders are coming out of the woodwork after that one!

borefest

is it the Manchester DERby or the Manchester DARby?

Gawd, hate this tikitakashit we’re witnessing right now.

Mourinho is a miserable

>people unironically were saying mou would play aggressive, open football today

My boi Tony Marshall will score for sure

God poonited are fucking terrible. But with how todays matches have gone the shit team will nick a draw.

How is he getting away with it?

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>embarrassing gap
>0-0
but muh possession