OFFICIAL MANCHESTER UNITED v MANCHESTER CITY GAME THREAD #3

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Fuck brazil

First for MANGALA

POST SLAGS U CUNTS

>de gay

Fuck Delph

yall niggas gay

Anyone have a working sky stream?

poopie

ah yes the "I just took a shit and 30 goals were scored" trope
I get it when it comes from yanks as they are on the toilet 24/7, but other than that you're not fooling anybody

lads

Sarah-Jayne

United will win 3-1

interesting

only goals by mancs count in the manchester derby, sorry lads it's 1-0

de poop

city will score within 10 minutes of kick off

SCREENCAP THIS POST

you mean back and black, because the majority of your players are niggers

hate how that stupid cunt jesus looks every time he misses like he's going to cry

Fpbp

cmon you gotta admit purposefully using your instead of you're is one of the funniest typos you can make here

Going to go and Veet my knackers.

Here's a HT slag, lads

>0-0
>go take a shit
>1-1
woah

mourinho will cling to this result for the 2nd half

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT DEFENDING

LITERAL LEAGUE 2 TIER MISTAKE

bad post

>THE CITY OF MANCHESTER

mourinho will win it

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english ''people''

Lol delph what an idiot, one mistake and he tips the match back. Just had to kick one ball. City looked a bit nervous after that, calm the nerves pep calm the nerves.

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>fake tits
pass

>"4" minutes added in the first half

Hmmm, what did they mean by this?

poopmind

A squeeze of Tatar blood

Mou and Delph are the antichrists

will Jesus save us? xDD

Americans are clueless cunts and sad fucking bastards for posting in these threads which has nothing to do with their country

Fuck off you mongrel non white fat abominations

any sd str3am pls. all reddit streams have been shit

disgusting

I despise Pepball
>foul constantly in defence
>dive constantly in attack
>ref never punishes because muh beautiful football

based

GLORY GLORY SOY UNITED
GLORY GLORY SOY UNITED
GLORY GLORY SOY UNITED
AS THE KEKS KEEP SUCKING OFF OFF OFF

absolutely rancid

just had sex lads

Can't hear you over the cheers of United fans.

Haters get out.

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how is she rancid?

Yeah, you keep saying Pajeet

I want to nibble on her little toe

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Ah go flop some more

If digits cheeky 2-1 for united

Are they bolted on?

Reminder that >are Noel is a Tory

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hilarious

is the secret to the poop philosophy to make all the players bald like him?

if dubz de bruyne scores, 2-1 finish

>he drank the Mourinho kool aid

Will we actually get an interesting second half or will it be another 40 minutes of nothing then a meme final five + pep time?

>le 1-1 draw match

proofs?

Parkchester Busnited EXPOSED

gay

Font

Mourinho is a genius, the fact that he is drawing with a much inferior team is outstanding.

lad is smarter than i thought

who dis

Do it

NO

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>Parkchester Busnited

haha mind if i put this as my facebook status

8 is top tier qt

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>play at home
>constantly under siege
The city of United.

Noel Gallagher is a cunt. Why is he on the panel? You might as well get Johnny Mancunian if you want a city fan, has about as much worthwhile to say as a shitty guitarist from a pop band.

strawpoll.me/14590680
>strawpoll.me/14590680
strawpoll.me/14590680

>I rate lukaku

Reminder that Etihad directly translates to "United", and that Manchester City play in the United Stadium with United written across their shirts

8 and 10 , rest into the trash

want to have sex lads

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post yfw based Kompany wins the game off a corner

i got trolled irl by a female

business-idea: scratch half-time, just play a single 60 minute match without interruptions
tell me why this isn't the greatest idea ever

Who is that annoying cunt sitting between Souness and Neville?

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>tfw derby

Post that fucking roast

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With a Brazilian?
I don't want jungle syphilis.

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gib white womyn

Only if you put it on reddit first m8

i just wish i was born/lived in some comfy european country and had a legit reason to support a club ;_;

Frank Turner, lead singer of the Antarctica Gorillas

>Why is he on the panel?
Sky Sports got the closest thing to a club legend that wasn't unavailable due to being on the bench

>mfw United win