Post ancient pictures of your NT. Italia 90 was our first WC. The guy in the middle (down) is our coach

Post ancient pictures of your NT. Italia 90 was our first WC. The guy in the middle (down) is our coach.

He looks like this now lol

That's nice, granddad. What was the war like?

I'm 23, but ok. Whatever you say, my muslim friend.

>The Portuguese National Team that competed in the European Pornographic Cup of 1984. Despite having players with a lot of talent such as Glassjar, Tamagnini and the twice winner of the Golden Penis Fernando Gomes, the lack of a team spirit caused the NT to collapse and rebell against its authorities, efectively failing to moneyshot on the gangbangs and underachieving its moustaches

>Special mention to Chalana, who caught syphilis during the tournament and eventually spread it to the members of Benfica

fucking 80's and their mustaches.
Nice. Keep going.

this team was world cup runner-up

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quick rundown on cancer man, dad?

>the keeper is the shortest player
Top Kek

head goals: the striker

Gotta admit that after my NT i support Germany 250%. As a kid i was a goalkeeper and Oliver Khan was my idol.

Why am I not surprised?

That black and white striped uniform is cursed. Remember what happened the last time La Sele wear it. Never again.

Pelé said that this team would won the WC back in 94... Aaaaand you know what happened.

Also, the goalkeeper was the one who put Keylor Navas in Real Madrid after Brazil 2014. Juan Gabelo Conejo is his name.

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Spain is unironically white

I remember when that kind of shirt was a thing. All players looked like faggots

But then the Multiculturism muslim jew nation attached.

Our shitiest team in our WC history. Korea y Japón 2002.

Kino kits

What's kino? A brand?

The Dream Team

Also known as the greatest athletic team ever assembled.

i recognize him

Our 2006 squad
They were never going to win the world cup, but they tried

so many pecho frios in 1 pic

Next match we kicked their American asses 4-0 (6-0 global).

Shut the fuck you beaner.

The team in USA 94. Look at Campos feet.

Without Lucho? Non chance un hell

This? Whats wrong?

Absolute proof that flippy shit and "futebol arte" don't win titles.

I don't always agree with Marseille Sandnigger, but we can always find common ground in our love for Based Lucho

Funny that you saved a webm about him. I thought only Costarricans would recognize him. I know you're doing it as a joke but still.

I didn't post your team, though, Pedro

what was he even saying?

the last Scotland to qualify for a tournament in 1998. i was 5 old and too young to remember anything about it.

i am now 24 and i have never expereinced supporting my country at a tournament. even latvia, wales, northern ireland, panama, iceland and albania have experienced it.

it hurts so bad lads

esta parado sobre la pelota

The 1980 US Olympic "Miracle On Ice" Hockey Team

When a group of very young amateurs from the US beat the Soviet Union's finest.

fuck off non-sport

/86 Copa Mundial

>falcão
>zico
>socrates

>tfw a soccer fan calls hockey a non-sport

Anyway, here's the 1930 US National Soccer Team, the highest ranking WC team in US history.

"Me cago en la puta madre".

Also, al final fice: "picha". Picha es pene.

>tfw a hockey fan this hockey isnt a non-sport

>no #10

Who will be the next world champ and why is Germany?

so fucking based

>Belini
>Didi
>Garrincha
>17 yo Pelé
>Zagalo th old wolf
>Djalma Santos
>Nilton Santos
>Gilmar

That's what greatness looks like

1986 is also the legendary WC for Belgium. Although it ended in a 4th place finish, it's still the best WC result ever. Many of the players are absolute legends in Belgium.
>Jean-Marie Pfaff
>Eric Gerets
>Leo and Franky Van Der Elst
>Frank "Franky" Vercauteren
>Enzo Scifo
>Jan "Caje" Ceulemans
>Stephane Demol
>Hugo Broos
>Georges Grün

To this very day me, my dad and grandpa masturbate to that picture. Fucking based Brazil.

Wasn't Scifo practically Italian?

that doesn't look like your national team which, by the way, is the USMNT you murrilard

Hope the fence, Koke; I'll show where all the Tapatíos hang out for their sopes.

not Preud'homme?

okay José that's a bit much

>1998 WC final against the frogs
>Ronaldo has a seizure the night before the final match
>Zagallo schedules him as a starter anyway
>Ronaldo has another seizure, this time on the field
>Welp, looks like we got to use the bench
>fucking Edmundo

You just KNOW if Romário had played that WC we would have 6 titles by now, three in a row, and Zidane would been remembered just as a excellent midfielder, not a god

Why most of Euro NT are filled with kangz? Spain is the exception.

But soviets were amateurs too

Ok huehue. I dont literally know anyone called Jose. These are 1900's names. Call me daquan tyrone, pls.

My team's playing my fellow niggers.

One of my friends in high school was from Costa Rica, his name was Jose.

Parents here are calling their kids: Santiago, Ismael and Sebastian. These are the 2017's meme names. I'm Daniel but i dont know.

they would've won if Pekerman didn't take out Riquelme

I ironically root for Scotland just for this reason desu. the fans are so passionate they deserve better

I been to spain, 90% spanish look white like Irish with dark hair, the really swarthy stereotypical spanish only make up like 5% of spain the other 5% look central european with blonde hair and light eyes

that one time we memed our way into the WC and failed to score a goal

kek , the fact that he was able to take his team out of the group stages is an inspiration to manlets

you dont know pain until you watch your team reach round 16 after surviving group stages in the group of death , and playing like part time sunday league players who cant complete 2 passes without giving the ball away.

most painful 90 minutes

but thats probably not as painful as getting reffballed on the 87th minute , just ask mexico

Why the name on the shirt?

Red pill me. We were in the death group. Italy-england-uruguay-costa rica. Greece next and then Holand.

1966 team that reached semifinals on Portugal's debut. It took us 40 years to finally be consecutive WC participants.

They rebelled because the FPF was making loads of cash out of advertising and the players were treated like retards who just kicked some balls and were badly paid. Our FA were a bunch of amateurs and selfish corrupt pricks back then.

Is number 3 José Antonio Camacho?

We had Bento in the 80's. He was a manlet.

*gets shot by narcos*

All our kangz come from our african former colonies: Cabo Verde, Angola, Moçambique, Guiné-Bissau and São Tomé e Príncipe.
Spain didn't have kang colonies with the exception of Guiné Equatorial, which is a small state anyway.

not much to redpill on same world cup as you we had high hopes after surving after a tie with portugal, 1-0 loss to germany , and beating ghana the african team that btfo USA in 2010.

but although we played pretty shitty in group stage, we were happy to be in ro 16 and everyone was arrogant thinking we could beat belgium easily . but the difference of the level of play between the 2 countries was obvious , usa was still as good as it was in 2010 maybe a little worse without donovan

The team that cucked Brazil

the player on the far right looks like Michael Ballack with Down Syndrome

Last world cup we were at back in 86

>not recognizing the great stig inge bjornebye
a driving force of the most impressive hoofball ever displayed

>bongs in charge of speaking English
You guys sure have lost your way haven't you?

it's a picture before a friendly against Hungary in 1947
10 out of 11 players were part of the Grande Torino team that would die in the Superga disaster (the keeper was from Juventus)

gives you an idea how big of an impact the tragedy had on italian football

>As a kid i was a goalkeeper
>t. fatty bum bum

Bolivia tried to be kind with the hosts at the very first World Cup back in 1930 wearing t-shirts that would spell VIVA URUGUAY on their debut. Curiously, the player carrying the second U was still taking a shit so in the final photo it spelt pic related.

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last time France looked White

Can someone post the last all white French national team. Preferably WC but EURO is cool.

Ronaldo only had one seizure, he spend the night at the hospital and only showed up minutes before the match began. I don't know if we would win, but if Edmundo had played, we had a better shot.

He looks like a 1930s movie executive with that moustache.

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>last time France looked White

This is the last all white squad France took to a major tournament.

go huff some gasoline fucking Abo

>go huff some gasoline fucking Abo

The decline in quality between Euro 2000 and WC 2002 was immense.

Always baffled me why stefan effenberg wasnt in these team

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That team was runner-up tier tbqf

you can play good football and win, also i think if you had Careca you could have won the world cup in your sleep

he was kicked out of the NT for flipping off the fans and generally being antisocial

What is he saying?

they look like thick cunts t b h