ITT: Times you acted like the Joker

ITT: Times you acted like the Joker

I once put a plastic bottle in the recycling bin, but with the cap still on.

I took an entire bite out of a roll of gum tape.

I returned a dvd rental............WITHOUT REWINDING!

I drank all but a couple drops of orange juice and put it back into the fridge

One time, I finished deep throating a banana and threw the peel on the floor to let someone slip on it MarioKart style.

I peed on a toilet paper roll in a bathroom stall

Wait, are you not supposed to do that?

I once went to a Glory hole and bit down

>sister asks if i want to go shopping with her
>say yes and go with her
>I don't really want to be there

I'M A FUCKING LOONIE

When I get home and mum asks me how lunch was I tell her it was good and very nutritious when really I threw her sandwich in the bin and just ate my muesli bar

i'm tha joka baybee

The plastic is different and you should throw it away.

>priest says go in peace
>not very peaceful

I got this tattoo. Go ahead and reverse image search it
MOMS GONNA FREAK

>the plastic different
Are you retarded? If it was different it wouldn't be plastic.

you're the fucking idiot who doesn't know you're meant to take the cap off and you're calling other people retarded?

holy fuck, i always wondered why there was a thing for caps on top of the bin.... but why though?

I watched Suicide Squad even though I had better films available to watch. M A D M A N.

oh good lord! WHYYYYHHHYHYHYHHYHYHYH?????!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?

Anytime I feel the need to laugh I make sure it's menacing in tone, kids at school fear me

christ user

I was incredibly thirsty at a friend's house and they asked me if I wanted some water. I said no.

Hahahaha jokes on them, I actually did want some water. I'm unchained, I'm a psychopath, I'm unstoppable.

well hello beautiful

caps can apparently fuck up machines that recycle bottles, however, only some recycling plants have machines that are fucked up by caps. is what i remember reading when i googled it ten years ago.

I watched the LOTR trilogy but fast forwarded through all the parts without Frodo

>look it up
>every site that said to separate them was pre-2009
>all current sites say it's okay
>even the fucking Association of Postconsumer Plastic Recyclers

This just in: You're a fucking dipshit

please be a fucking henna tattoo or some shit

your skin is not red despite looking wet, so I don't think it's a real tattoo

I've been taking back bottles back for years and have never had to take the caps off. Quit drinking the Kool-Aid.

are you being snippy with the "googled 10 years ago" bullshit? dude, don't even answer if you're gonna be a lousy cunt... you cock licking fuck face

I literally just got it, wasn't swollen yet

Take a pic with a timestamp or else you're full of shit

i so hope he's real and retarded as fuck

I bet that's one of your faggy Instagram friends.

Warm

uh, now i don't feel so bad for secretly wanting a Devil's trap tattoo.

Are you gonna livestream your suicide?
That's the only option after this

Nigga you should have had them tattoo you a chin.

Actually, It's a anti possession sigil.

Nah you should still feel bad faggot.

Soon to be classic

>doesn't know about different plastics with different melting points

HUNKA HUNKA

>When you're one 17 layers of irony

You have to be fucking autistic to be this dumb

That's nice, but WHERE is your jawline? I cannot find it!

>t. obese neckbeard

WHY

Not him but seriously you at the same time have no chin and a double chin. Your jawline is fucked. Fix it with a shotgun.

Shit like this is why I just throw all my recyclables in the garbage

He's implying you're an obese neckbeard, since he's right - you don't have much of a jaw or chin for that matter.

>watch suicide squad
>everyon just phing it in acting wise
>only decent acting is during the joker scenes
>that shitty confusing helicopter scene with Harley

I literally closed my yiffy (TM) encode in mpc after that scene.

I once won an Oscar for best makeup.

nice nip

Moms gonna FREAK

>buy pizza from the store
>"serves 4"
>eat it myself
SOMEBODY STOP ME

Part of my initiation rite with the Angels was to drive around town smashing kittens

>"Sorry, I can't come in today, I'm sick."
>I WASN'T
I'M JUST A DOG CHASING CARS.

>worked at rental store for years
>everyone who worked there actually thought people who didn't rewinded the tape before returning was an ingnorant pleb
>manager actually starts charging extra tapes returned without rewinding
>people got mad as fuck to have to pay more for such a thing
>we had so much fun seeing plebs paying for their lack of vision

Now i look back and feel that we had a very weird sense of power...

>took a piss
>didnt put the seat back down

MOTHER WILL NOT BE PLEASED

>got in my call
>didnt check my tires
>didnt check my mirrors
>didnt put on my seatbelt

IM OUT OF CONTROL

nice try all plastic is the same it's all petroleum products

I lathered a coconut in shaving cream and shaved it one time.

took a picture of a screen that is showing a picture

A. CUTE.
I will never forgive the jews for Miley

>le jews meme

How old are you? 35?

I had a girl beg me to fuck her. It was pretty insane of me.

I shot a guy that didn't fuck my girlfriend

>Reminder that this actually happened in suicide squad

Well it's stupid shit like that which caused all the movie rental stores to fail

Really, really obviously a temp tattoo.

No infection, no inflammation, far too much sheen, plus a dampness and plastic look in the area around the "tattoo".

Come back when you decide to man up and get an actual permanent tattoo of "damaged" across your forehead.