Guys... when did Trump get so fat?

Guys... when did Trump get so fat?

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He's 70

>69 years old

Gee, wonder why he's fatter than someone in his 40s

Eating burritos on 5th May certainly helps.

Shoulda ordered like rand

So is willy

Because he's 70 years old. Guys in good shape for his age

hes got aids though

How the fuck are North Americans so stupid that they think fatness comes with age

Slide it.

>Canadian PM
>fit, handsome, family man, keeps a positive attitude, is a true leader

>future US president
>fat, ugly, looks like plastic, playboy with trophy wife, repulsive personality, treats the country like another one of his business ventures

Really says a lot, doesn't it?

A D H O M I N E M

He's 70 and literally eats junk food on what seems to me to be a borderline counterproductive schedule at best, and without what I'd think of as a proper amount of sleep.

I'd say he's doing alright all things considered, but it will be interesting to see what happens over the course of his presidency, as that tends to take a serious physical toll on a person. At least Trump is already used to working all day every day.

A FUCKING LEAF

Why is Randlet so kawaii

>Diet Coke
When will this meme stop? Literally, this drink is useless. No calories. At least get some energy if you put shit into your body. It's the ultimate blue pill drink.

That's why he wears long coats and tries to hover over the podium

I'd fight Justin Treaudeu. If anyone wants to organise a charity boxing match for transsexual pansexual queerkin furrykin african non binary muslims then do it. Ill knock his fucking cuck head off. 15 years of boxing and lifting paired with the quality advice of my dad who did bareknuckle. Tell this cuck im coming for him.

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Except it's proven that metabolism slows with age, Sven. Guess basic biology classes were not as important as islamic studies in Swedish schools, huh

Honestly I was shocked when I learned that some time ago. I'd give him ~60-65yrs max

and willy be smashing left and right

Trump has run a multi billion dollar company under budget and ahead of schedule; prolly doesn't have the time to work out or doesn't need to because of how powerful he is.

>current US President
>fit, tall, good looking, strong family unit, charismatic leader

Really makes you think doesn't it?

To be fair, their only doctors these days are witch doctors

jeesus man, is the money the only thing keeping this guy alive?

Trump's meal has almost the same amount of calories

what about bill gates he isn't fat and ugly like trump and he's pretty old + a billionaire

fuck off belgium

Or taco bowls. With some guac.

Relax, anyone can knock this pussy out

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He's trying to fit in with his base. Soon he's going to pull a few front teeth and start using leaves to wipe his ass.

The irony here is that all the liberals are family men with strong moral convictions which conservatives like to say they value even though their heroes are ambitious degenerates like Trump.

lel

What a weak punch, Fucking faggot. Hes a skinny little bitch too.

Being overweight is kinda redpilled.

It's the body type of a successful male.

It shows you didn't have time to focus on what is essentially nothing but vanity. Shows a life that prioritized the mind. If I wanted to see a life that prioritized the body, I would look at virtually any other animal on the planet. The ideal man doesn't have free time and the reasonably successful man doesn't spend his free time on low virtues. Any ape can pump iron. Lifting weights doesn't make us great. Sexiness doesn't make us great. In fact, our greatest greatness is revealed in times when we out sexiness and vanity aside. Our true sex appeal is how we take these transcendences of ape-tier chemical reactions and fetishize them. That is to say, to fetishize a man like Trump is to have a fetish of higher virtue than a fetish of [le famous celeb here].

What in saying is zizek-trump porn is porn kino.


>inb4 muh health

You gym rats aren't thinking of your cardiovascular well being, you're thinking of muscle mass and aesthetics. It's vanity, sorry kid. You are not fooling anyone and you absolutely deserve that self doubt and that feeling of emptiness you're experiencing.

He's a billionaire and his wife is hotter than your semen encrusted waifu pillow

hes literally hitler

Bill went on a crazy diet after the bypass.

How is amassing money more virtuous than maintaining a healthy body?

He's 70 years old, in pretty good shape for his age. Wait til Trudeau is that old, he'll be a mess if AIDS doesn't get him first.

Damn... I'm now #TrudeauAmmo

No.

Trump 1990-same age

Trump has been calling himself fat for at least 2 years now.
This isn't some secret.

Same age but with billion$ more and hotter bitches.

In all fairness Putin could probably destroy Obama, Trump and Treadeau all at once in an all out fight. Treadeau is a skinny manlet, Obongos a nigger and Trumps fat and old. Putin would have serious dadstrength, just look at his body. Perfect ratio of fat and muscle. Them forearms. Also a master outdoorsman and former KGB agent. Bet he has serious CQC skills.

>diet coke

Putin looks strong but hes like 5'5''

Wow. I thought he was a boxer. I've seen better fighters that were 12 years old.

What a poser douche.

Yes but he was an actual former KGB agent, and probably knows how to fight.

True, but I bet hes a powermanlet like Joe Rogan. You know the type. He has centripetal force and the centre of gravity to his advantage. Bet he has really fast twitch muscle fibers from a life of manual labour unlike the rest of the western cuck leaders.

Putin can definitely rekt most of the world politicians
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trump is a 70 year old billionaire and his wife is hotter than trudeaus frog of a "first lady". faggot.

gee willy, you don't look so good

>doesn't have the time to work out or doesn't need to because of how powerful

Bill Gates is an autist.

It's called being old and rich and not a faggot

The guy was literally trained in martial arts, that shit sticks with you for life.

Plus he has dad strength

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Aids man Vs. a big guy.

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Too bad there wont be any presidency. It would kill him in weeks. The fat cunt hasn't worked a day in his life, rather like you cartoon-fucker.

>all food has to be for nourishment

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> Oh say can you see

does justin actually have aids?

Cause Trump's a KEK

this and he's fucking rich, he can eat whatever he wants

>hasn't played golf in months
>lost weight while campaigning

slide thread
sage

The mid 80s

Guys... When did Trudeau get so gay?

fuck man

even in a crowd of faggots he's the most flamboyant

Does he really have AIDS? I thought it was a meme

he's a big guy

Trudeau Sr died in his 80s and spent his entire life lean and fit and sexy.

Trump is a fat bag of shit and is a disgrace to humanity .... and yet an icon of America.

Extrapolate as you will.

Badass Trudeau is prepping for a boxercise workout.

For Usa

Yes it fucking does you fat sloth

DudeWeedLMAO is a fucking dyel

Its harder to lose fat you've accumulated over the years. That he is fat or not doesn't really matter, it would be like making fun of another politician for having big ears, being balding or having a big chin or something. It's just, at the end of the day, childish jabs. Funny, sure, but irrelevant.

That would be like making fun of Obama's ears rather than make fun of how many times he fucked up.

The fags in that parade are like all fags, bug chasers, and that spray is semen and sweat laced with aids and other stds.

>Literally, this drink is useless. No calories
dont be fooled by the most lazy jewishness by the soda companies.

the only reason its ""0 calories""" is because they take out all the sugar they put in and replace it with 'aspartame' or splenda.

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OMG BASED FEDOR AND TRUMP

He's old and rich

>Being overweight is kinda redpilled.
HAHAHAHAHHAA

fatties please leave

It's much more fun to ridicule his hair.

hahahhaha pillow hands bro

>boxercise
Wait that's a thing? I was really puzzled when I saw two people doing that in a nearby park because it was clear that it wasn't actually anything like training for boxing.

Why not just buy a heavybag and go at it? It's super fun even if you don't really know what you're doing, and you'll be panting, aching, and dripping with sweat in no time.

Bill looks like hes on the verge of death.

>hahahhaha pillow hands bro
kek

>heard someone say guac

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> If you don't fix your hair and get ko'd because you're a skinny bitch, ISIS wins.

>Being overweight is kinda redpilled.
>It's the body type of a successful male.

THANK YOU AMERICA

Guess that high protein, all black semen diet is really working out for Justin.

If Jeb sold his guac in stores I would literally buy that shit weekly

why is it that no one ever analyzes the fat vote? whales are one of the largest demographics in america and they transcend all other societal cleavages. If trump can capture the fat vote I think he has a shot

Someone's gotta prep the bulls m8

Why else do you think animal sex was made legal just recently?

>McGriddle and a box of 25 tablespoons of sugar in a box
>healthy

MURICA

>Triple double
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