Is this movie genuinely irredeemable garbage? I'm considering giving it a watch because I'm craving a sci-fi epic.
Jupiter Ascending (2013)
Jackson Thompson
Henry Sullivan
Yes
Ian Thompson
Is it "unintentionally funny if you're drunk" bad or "so cringey you have to turn it off" bad?
Easton Flores
If you want a Sci-fi epic only watch Jupiter Ascending if you've already seen:
2001
The Fifth Element
All of Star Wars
Gravity
All of Star Trek even the bad ones
Treasure Planet
Prometheus
Dune
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
Asher Rodriguez
It's super cringy. Just watch the first 5 minutes. If you can stomach the unnatural-as-fuck dialog in the first 5 minutes you might be able to sit through the rest of it as well.
Christopher Bennett
>Channing Tatum
>Mila Kunis
Name 1 (ONE) good film each of them has ever been on.
Jason Torres
but it came out in 2015...
Gabriel Howard
It's pretty good if you watch it in a foreign language with the subtitles turned off.
Daniel Lopez
Black Swan for Kunis.
Hateful 8 for Tatum.
Easy.
Eli Rivera
yeah that fucked me up for a second i was really concerned
Luis Gray
has a good score
Grayson Morales
What is
>Event Horizon
>Riddick
>Oblivion
>Starship Troopers
>Alien >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Prometheus.
David Wood
OP prolly got mixed up with Cloud Atlas which came out in 2012 but also fits the "Mediocre SciFi kino directed by the siblings formerly known as The Wachowski Brothers"
I think Mila has been in far better movies than Channnnnnnning. She's also had her share of shitty ass ones. You're scrapping the bottom of the barrel with Hateful Eight tho.
Brayden James
gravity was a pile of dog shit, plz op dont waste ur time watching that shit.
Justin Turner
Would be a 0/10 movie without eddie redmayne, he elevates it to a 4/10
Levi Bennett
If you take it as fanfiction with a Wachowski-tier budget then it's fun
Grayson James
It is bad, can't believe I was actually looking forward to watch it.
Noah Peterson
>board a giant ship
>chandeliers and shit in the docking bay
The movie had a nice style and aesthetic to it, i'll give it that.
Just sucks that literally everything else about it was so bland and forgettable.
Chase Ortiz
Its really shit
Noah Sullivan
I CREATE LIFE!
Charles Reed
IT'S FUCKING SHIT
Samuel Morales
>2001
>Star Trek
>Star Wars
>Hitchhikers
>Gravity
>Prometheus
>not shit
Kys
Parker Reyes
>hateful 8 is good
Why don't you go suck some nigger cock in snow you slimy piece of shit
Henry Perez
I gave it a serious chance a few weeks ago and it was one of only 4 movies i've ever started that I could not finish. It is that bad.
I watched Dune instead after 30 minutes.
James Martinez
redmayne saves this movie
Bentley Campbell
It's good for Eddie Redmayne's hilariously campy performance and alluring DSL.