Be Canadian

>be Canadian
>go outside
>don't have to worry about getting shot or attacked by a feral nigger

Americucks will never know this feel

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Yes, but instead you get raped by Muslims and Gays. Unlike us now.

> Be Australian.
> Go outside.
> Fuck it's hot.
> Go back inside, browse Sup Forums

>be Canadian
>go outside
>immediately filled with hopelessness knowing that your countrymen elected a Muslim wannabe pretty boy who is hell bent on importing third world filth like his life depends on it
>go back inside
>go to bed

>be suburban Brit
>go outside
>don't have to worry about seeing anyone of minority
>pure white paradise as far as the eye can see

Just got back from DMV. Damn. Ton of hot girls. Even the milfs are hot.

Where do you live the prairies?
Cause anywhere else there are black that will steal and kill you.
Especially Toronto.

>Be Canadian.
>Live in area where "Polar bear hunting" is popular.
>Nigs and Squaws back off when they see me go for the bowie knife.

I'll right knick ya, ya cunt.

Don't worry, leaf.

Justin is doing everything he can to solve that.

>be British
>have muslim mayor of capitol
>leave EU so now the only immigrants that can get in are Pakis
>pound is in the shitter
>get beheaded by mudslime

Bin that knife

this , ya fuckin' leafs.

>go back inside
>DUDE WEED LMAO

>tfw i live just east of dallas
I love the state of texas but we are getting invaded by niggers and spics. How do we solve this problem? Is Trump our only hope?

>be Spaniard
>go outside because no job
>barely no refugees, all go to Germany because there is no goverment that can say yes to gibesmedats.
>barely no inmigrants, a lot of them legged it back to their countries when shit started to hit the fan
>go back home and shitpost because still no job

You got a bunch of hipster liberal SJWs though

It's always leafs with the shittiest posts.

>be Brazilian
>mug foreign tourists in the airport
Can't wait for the Olympics I need a new iphone

>be Canadian
>Trudeau
>/wrists

>you get raped by Muslims
Actually we have a pretty large Indian and Sikh community, all of which hate muslims. I know, it must be so confusing for you, why can't all brown people be muslim! Oh yeah, the chinese also hate them. Who knew!

>Gays
>getting raped by gays
in what world is this happening lmao@u

Toronto here. Only been robbed once. Fuck you

There were two gangs here in Edmonton made up black guys on one side and white bikers on the other that had a little feud.
They put their differences aside and teamed up to beat the shit out of a bunch of mussies that wanted to play tough guys.

I have a theory that we can end racism by reminding everyone that we all hate dune coons.

Jealousy.

Be Canadian
Live on island, no winter
Not many because they can't swim
Only Oreo bro tier nigz

Fuck green txt

>leave EU so now the only immigrants that can get in are Pakis

Better than Poles.

Trudeau is the alpha and omega cuck. Your country will be overrun with muslims soon and he'll be patting himself on the back the whole ride into oblivion.

I'm in Oregon, so I'm just close enough to watch, but my state's white enough to be safe.

Once you remove dune coon you'll go right back to finding some other difference to bicker over. If you couldn't put differences aside without the other "outsider", you won't be able to put them aside when you only have old rivals to blame.

It seems alike a nice idea, but what you are talking about is the scapegoat. For a time it seems like everyone can unify and come together, but beware once the scapegoat has been sacrificed.

youtube.com/watch?v=w4NAH2puEEM

Haha no we won't our crime is organized and no one likes Muslims. If that shit started here all male refugees would be fucked

We'll just have our next prime minister deport all the muslims into your shit state.

You have moose and muslims.

>Unlike us now
Stop.

>be Russian
>go outside
>get arrested

>he's never had moose jerky

I would.

Yep.

>>be Canadian sucking dog dick inside house.
>>go outside after eating dog cum
>>walk into fire.

what the hell now i wish i was in canada

cUcKed

No you wont. You fucking poutine eating fucks will be praising how progressive you all are.

>be american
>masturbate over donald trump
>nobody likes you americans

We'll be eating our poutine in peace and quiet while your country burns during the coming race war.

Hahaah wtf dude I live in Edmonton where is the story for this shit and which sort of the city.

>leaf poster
>constantly posts about how bad guns are
>look up canada population statistics
>there are more natives than black people or mexicans in canada

Gee I wonder why you don't have high gun crime.

>implying trudeau doesn't fuck mad strange

jokes on you, im fucking PUMPED

God I want some poutine right now

Got to Toronto or the bad neighborhoods of Montreal. Come back and say the same thing you dunkass.

You'll be raped by a nigger gang in the first five minutes.
>but m-muh guns
Niggers have gins too and you're probably a pussy IRL since you post on a cantonese picture board.

>don't have to worry about getting shot or attacked by a feral nigger
citynews.ca/2015/08/26/police-release-video-of-violent-swarming-at-oakville-mcdonalds/

>The suspects, five black males in their late teens or early 20s, all fled in a black Nissan Altima before police arrived.

>Posted Aug 26, 2015 6:12 pm EDT

Yea, except for those violent somali swarms that weve had for 30 years.

nzherald.co.nz/crime/news/article.cfm?c_id=30&objectid=11670802

I live in Oregon, one of the whitest states in the union. Believe me, I'm fine here. Plus, niggers like me for some reason. Idk why, but it's useful.

Let me know how Vancouver, Toronto, and Montreal are doing after a few years of Trudeau mass importing Muslims.

I'm sure they will be fantastic places to visit.

How many have you rushed in so far? Maybe 30,000? With millions more on the horizon.

They ain't going to settle in Moosonee or Goose Bay bro.

They're going to flock to Vancouver, Toronto, and Montreal. Bye Bye.

The poutine in those cities will be Halal and prepared under sharia law.

Good luck leaf. Bonne chance mon vieux.

lol why should I care? I'm not white.

>Be Spanish
>Go to work
>Realise there are no jobs in Spain
>Get back inside and browse Sup Forums

>be italian
>eat pasta
>eat pizza
>watch soccer game
>go to bed

you mean the poor neighbourhoods of toronto

torontosun.com/2014/12/02/teen-boys-charged-in-violent-ajax-swarming

1310news.com/2016/06/10/police-look-for-suspect-in-violent-west-end-swarming/

www.cireport.ca/.../toronto-congolese-rally-to-protest-violence-in-their-country.html

Dec 6, 2011 - Toronto: Congolese rally to protest violence in their country, swarm police car and throw dirt at Canadian police officers. Posted by CIReport.ca ...

>last article is now gone

If your enemies killed you, they'd win.

Love this collage

Get ready for Sharia patrols and muslim control zones

>davos2016

>Be canadian
>be a huge fucking faggot
>go to the rainbow faggot pride parade
>Gets blocked by dindus

Dindu problem in 3, 2, 1...

>Be canadian
might want to double check that m8...

Canadian Muslims are nothing like your own. They stick to themselves and don't cause trouble. Gay people aren't even remotely a threat. There is the odd ethnic gang in certain areas of Toronto but they only attack each other and you never notice them. Canada is a very safe country.

>be Polak
>wtf is nigger?

>guy signs BLM protestor documents so they fuck off
>he admits that he only signed it to get them to leave
>BLM throws huge fit saying that police are the problem for "pinkwashing"
>police don't do shit against them in Canada
I wish these black cunts would drink some rat poison.

If your enemies kill you, you win.

I'm trans-canadian, you cis-countrie'd shitlord.

>be city brit
>wake up at 3am for muslim prayer call
>wear anti beheading neckpiece
>look at brand
>oh shit, muslim brand
>beheaded by neckpiece
>move to rural area

*tips trilby* nicely humored m8

>this is a feel Americans cannot satisfy

The Canadian is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a cuck, faggot, chink, nigger, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a leaf and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

I fucking lost it when I saw the Canadian tire guy.

Canadians used to be so based. Now, they are so politically correct no one has an honest thought in their head. They're not quite as brainwashed as the burgers, but they're trying.

It's a god damn motherfucking shame. I hope my leafs wake up before the game is over.

Leafs, you're being fucking brainwashed. That's why I left. Don't make me ashamed of my fucking country please and thank you.

youtu.be/mCSEUWGcr2s

>be american
>be white
>don't get shot
Pretty simble 2bh

You forgot an element:
>be american
>be white
>don't chimp out
>don't get shot
Still more whites than blacks killed by police this year.

Aren't you permanently outside since half your country burned down while your PM imported fire fighters from a desert region?

Mycop дocтaл?

>living in the shithole that is the West

KEK
E
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Leaf pride, limey.

I've gotten shot at by a frenchman once though.
I accidentally rode my dirt bike onto his property in the middle of nowhere without realizing it.

I was just parts of Alberta. The fire fighters he imported were cucks that just went on strike because they're too stupid to realize they were getting their payments in chunks rather than all at once. I think they were trained for the Slave Lake fire so he decided to bring them up here. I think the cost of the fire was 3.6b this time. Insurance companies btfo

>be British
>spray Ahmed with paint
>get raped then also arrested
lmoa

>How do I greentext

This, it's fucking horrible.

Top zozzle

>be canadian
>28,944 muslims have been let into the country
>one of them HIV positive
>literally paying for someone's HIV meds because of dipshit liberal's

Go to ten minutes for Stomping Tom Truth bombs.

God bless Stomping Tom. He grew up a stone's throw from my daddy, and he is fucking awesome.

Always was. Always will be.

If he couldn't stomp, he couldn't sing, so he got a stomping board.

>The man in the moon is a Newfie.

A fucking Newf!

Why are you HERE

Same. I live in a middle-upper class neighborhood in a large German city. No Untermenschen in the vicinity.

>be Argentine
>go outside
>no jews
>no muslims
>all niggers in labour, don't know what crime is
>the ones that do get btfo by the law
>no lefties, they're all fucking dead
Viva la patria.

To laugh at you sad whites.

>live in America
>step outside
>don't have to worry about getting raped by a moose
>don't have to worry about my cuck president Trudeau
>don't live entirely on Kraft Macaroni
>don't have to deal with all the left-wing cucks moving to Canada
>Leafs will never know the feel

>Canada

Sup Victoria bro

>a Muslim wannabe pretty boy who is hell bent on importing third world filth like his life depends on it

This isn't even true, though.

>be a fukken leaf
>go outside
>feral chugalug digging through your recycle bag for bottles
>yell at him to fuck off
>get stabbed

nice shoop

You should probably leave Regina.......

It keeps the priests from fucking children.

Are you being ignorant or are you attempting deception?