What's some essential crykino?

What's some essential crykino?

I just watched Manchester By The Sea with the intention of crying and I didn't even get my eyes welled up. Total bullshit.

>wants to cry

little girl, go back to /mlp/

>can't handle an emotional release

2autist4me

>emotionally damaged pretending there's something to release

2retarded4me

>emotional release

That's the difference between women and men. When men need to release, men orgasm and gloriously release sperm. Women (and fakemen and drama queens) cry.

Never respond to me ever fucking again

Forrest Gump

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I cried during the Spongebob Squarepants movie when they dried up

hi david

>truth hurts

2butthurt4me

This

Depending on how drunk I am I always cry about Bubba or his mother

Drama Queen (You)

Hello (You)

This
To be honest

Big Fish

>i'm a fragile snowflake

Hotel Rwanda and A Serbian Film both had me crying for days. Give them a shot.

Dancer in the dark

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>A Serbian Film

Damn you, user, you reminded me of that film and it's making me teary-eyed damn you. But, yeah, it is a very very good film. I think I'll watch it again but will have to buy a box of tissues first. A very good poignantly sad film.

>with the intention of crying

this is where you're fucking up

>i'm a drama queen

kek

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>i'm an obese drama queen

Is it and other Von Trier films as depressing as I keep hearing? I am almost afraid to fuck up my mood by watching them.

They're a bit on the nose to be honest. A bit cheap. But they work anyway.

A movie that didn't make me cry but kinda fucked me up is Naked btw.

>bawwww

go back to /mlp/, little girl

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>little girl

pls stay

you're dead inside if this doesn't make you at least tear up

"Ikiru" would probably fit the bill here.

>tfw it's been years since I've cried and I don't even know if I can anymore

It's an abstract sort of feel.

>girl or girlyboy

if realgirl, post pic pls

Idiot. How can I cry when I'm busy reading subtitles?

when did Sup Forums become Sup Forums

going on eleven years without crying here
feels like i am dead inside

When a shitposter bookmarked the thread

Came here to post this
Seriously, Dear Zachary is the most soul-crushing movie I've ever seen. Made me cry like a fucking bitch.

newfag detected

Haha. If subtitles really are a pain though try 'How to Die in Oregon'. Now THAT is a sad one. Good luck.

>i'm a bitch

This is on netflix right now. You gotta be a real heartless cunt if you can make it through this without shedding at least one tear. Seriously, holy shit, how can life be so cruel, bros?

Moron. I want to cry not to suicide die.

>bookmark Sup Forums threads

srsly? are you that obssessively compulsive?

Shitposter pls shoo-shoo

Is this what "being a man" is like?

I don't even know anymore...

>The Deer Hunter

faggot

Because you were born black. And you're not my bro.

>Moron.

You are very touchy, m8. Perhaps you should limit the activities that are going to amp up that estrogen of yours; might be high enough as is.

Retard. I want to cry not puke.

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That's what "being an ugly man" is like.

Is ugly man (You)?

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Okay I'll post one more rec because I'm feeling benevolent. Watch 'Warrior'. The 2011 film with Tom Hardy and Joel Edgerton. Has Nick Nolte being a glorious drunken mess plus it is genuinely emotional and would get even the most stoic of men to feel a feel or two.

Plus the performances are surprisingly good all round.

Yes.

I got lost in da sauce.

Imbecile. Just because I said I want to cry does not mean I'm gay. Why the fuck would you recommend guys hugging wresting gay porn?

If you are a loner, The Hunt.

>dat pic

get a new pic, grandpa

Don't even bother replying to op, he's just some Sup Forumstard testing out another board for the first time. Warrior was pretty damn good though.

>What's some essential crykino?

Furious 7

I've been wasting my time on a (You) farm thread, haven't I?

You bloody melon, lol.

Warrior got me for some reason.

And already posted in here but Dear Zachary. Can't remember if I cried but terribly sad.

Marley and Me made be cry like a bitch but I that year I had lost my 15 year old Labrador I had since I was 9.

Whenever I cry in a movie it's usually because something else has gone on in my life and it struck a chord. But yeah, very rare for me. Didn't cry when my grandpa died but did on and off when I had to put my dog down for weeks on end like a month before he did.

oh i see, OP is just a piece of shit troll

Watch Logan

>loner = psycho mass shooter
>the hunt

lmao

Oh shit warrior got you guys too. Yeah that national song at the end. Man. Lost it.

I'm not the shitposter

no. stocists were wrong, there's nothing wrong with showing strong emotions.

Asshole. I said I wanted to cry not fap to softpedoporn.

The Plague Dogs

>never cry for the one who don't deserve your tear

>Oh shit warrior got you girls too

ftfy

We know what you're doing now, son. Give it a rest.

Forgot to add The Wind That Shakes the Barley. Holy shit. I hate Irish people as well.

>tear
>not tears

illiterate baboon

A film that can actually make someone feel some kind of positive emotion toward Irish people is really a feat within itself.

IAMA girl ask me anything

>Threads

You'll have to put up with 1970s British quality but that shit makes grave of the fireflies look like bambi.

This. It's even sadder (and better) than A Serbian Film.

are you tranny?

Will you be my girlfriend?

>being a racist pig
>in 2017

trump, get out

>I didn't even get my eyes welled up
That's totally understandable since people from this board have no feelings.

careful. it might be a trap.

Show us your penis?

Also in Tom Hanks essential crykino: The Green Mile.

If you don't mind animated films An American Tail is super comfy and then hits some very hard loneliness chords, but that might just be me...

>little girl
>go back
Please stay.

>people from this board have no feelings

y-you hurt my feelings. ;_; w-why are you so mean?

>Marley and Me
na bro. This is the only dog movie that fucked me up to this day.

This.
Little girl, are you still here? Please and play with us.

I said I was a girl

No

The best advice ITT

>animated films

shoo, boy, shoo

hi

>marley and me

y'all sadistic psychopaths

Is this serious? I've never heard of it. I never cried in a "the dog dies" movie before my dog actually died.

>i'm a girl
>i'm not a tranny

b-but that's what trannies say ;_;

completely serious

get really fucking drunk, like to the point of passing out, and just watch something that's kind of sad and nostalgic. haven't cried in like 6 years accept a few times when completely hammered

Yes, it's very true. Saddest film ever. You should also watch A Serbian Film. Not as sad as Marley and Me but close.