El Chapo esacped for the third time

How the fuck is this dude doing it?

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mexican mob = mexican government.

assimple as that.

Watch this doc and it'll tell why Mexico is fucked and why El Chapo will never be secured

Gold or Lead?

He didn't do shit. just nigger twitter TRYNA MAKE MEMES N SHIET

stupid limey its "plata o plomo?"

necesitas aprender mas puto

>country full of spics
>functioning

I'm calling bullshit until I see a link.

>How the fuck is this dude doing it?
Mexico is not a "real" country... it is run by the drug cartels...
Build the Fucking wall between USA and Mexico.. 100 ft high and 50 ft under ground... Israel did this to separate out the Muslims and bring peace and it WORKED

EL CHAPO IS DEAD, YOU FUCKING RETARDS!

Combination of money and shit inducing fear. Works every time

EL CHAPO HE'S MY FRIEND

youtube.com/watch?v=4Ch1FUVupR8

I bet the prison employees are scared shitless of him and give him plenty of opportunities to escape.

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mexicans are more crafty than muslims

Not true.

Because it's not a real prison in America.

This bitchmade faggot is the biggest retard on the planet. What a tragic existence.

You can basically break any law you want in Mexico if you are willing to shell out to law enforcement.
Source: Paid a beat cop $300 to not confiscate my hydrocodone.

Just think of all the Mexican jobs that will be created building the wall

It's a twitter rumor you tits

mudism hamstrings muds, being crafty is harem, not kidding either, mudism is explicitly anti knowledge, science, cause and effect.

Fucking Mussolini hat trick.

>mexican intellectuals

Wall isn't going to be built by messiholians.

>Pay corrupt hacks (aka all of them) to let you out
>they do
wtf? I hate el chapo now????

>How the fuck is this dude doing it?
With ease.

So we told el chapo to escape from prison... and he did it the absolute madman!

>How the fuck is this dude doing it?
MEME MAGIC

Mexican crimals=Mexicans

he had help from a fem cop, she got fired after el chapo released her nudes online

Damn dude, you could have bought him off for $40. Did you even try bargaining?

>How the fuck is this dude doing it?
lmao are you srs?
bribe ya moron

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insist on uncensored version... is she now doing porn?

Why don't we just extradite him to a country that's not fucked? I doubt he'd be able to escape from Ft. Leavenworth

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hot

I wouldnt mind her arresting me if you know what I mean ;^)

It's called corruption.

This Summer is great, many happenings dammit.

>SUMMER

seconded.

Seriously why the fuck do we allow women cops and prison guards, what a joke lmao

KEK
you could have paid him off with 300 PESOS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a chump
You made that cops entire month

>2013+3
>being this shit at google

pathetic

whatever, here you go fampais

THIS IS A BULLSHIT THREAD - IT'S EVEN IN THE NEWS THAT SOCIAL MEDIA IS REPORTING IT, BUT IT HASN'T HAPPENED.

Also, OP is a faggot.

For that same $300 you could have had sex with just about any Mexican

ask Hillary

okay I take it back. this is gross

flat is justice

It's not even impressive really.

The entire mexican government is helping him so how would it ever be hard? lol

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

Oh wait he can because he's a billionaire.

> rumors

dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/528702/El-Chapo-escapes-prison-drugs-kingpin-baron-reports

are you telling me this man seduced a woman to break out of high security prison and then afterward posted her nudes online

Yuck, this is why flat is justice gentlemen.

What the fuck is that thing?

rip Sean Penn

ARGH.... the FUCK... Beautiful face but old grandma tits!

youtube.com/watch?v=1vAqaUwLg7g

>stitches
>not the Peach Panther

She looks good, man. Those breasts are alright.

t. oldfag

He didnt scape.

Nigger memes are memeing him.

This is a top quality niche post that hardly anyone will understand. I understood it and really appreciate your contribution to the board.

hey gramps, if I was very old and ugly like you maybe my standards would be that low too

for now I will settle with flat and fresh breasts

Ya se desmintio?

if he let some of his cartel guys shoot the police and let it look like the blacks answered now..just to escape...i'll fly to where everhe is and kiss his feet

Source??

Plata o plomo
Silver or lead
Ftfy

He was a really aggressive negotiator and I didn't want to go to Mexican jail.

>walk up to guard
>ill give you 10k if you let me out
>you are now free

welcome to corrupt countries

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why don't they just put one in him and end it?

Like yours?

We are advanced corrupt
You pay before going to prison so you never actually go

Sean Penn is gonna get fucked so hard

m.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA

wow I thought SK was actually well off and proper

Please let this happen.

Clearly you didn't because you immediatly questionned it

He didn't escape, retards

You guys have no idea how much money El Chapo has. All the estimatives you see around? It´s much, MUCH more than that. That´s why those rumours aren´t surprising (and have a good chance of being true). He can (and will) throw money at the guards and the people involved until he manages to get away, and if he escapes again I don´t think he will get captured alive for a fourth time. And that´s not a good thing, he has the manpower and the money to make a fucking war against anyone trying to capture him.

dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/528702/El-Chapo-escapes-prison-drugs-kingpin-baron-reports

nothing definite yet

I was being sarcastic.
Why so defensive my gook friend?
I never meant to insult your honor

Yeah but everyone knows it's only a matter of time until he does. That's why so many people believe it without first asking for a source.

sheeeeeet

Jesus! OK...was wrong...much preferred censored version.

Ayy lmao

Who are you?

I want this to be true, but it's a fucking meme twitter rumour.

Sean Penn will die by end of this year not by El Chapo hands but suicide.

He's gonna do it watch out

>?

WHAT

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>Trump right now

Shit nigger where do you belong, stop scaring us and go back to your planet.

Why is it that Mexican titties always promise so much and then are always such a letdown?

El Chapo is that you?

He is pretty much being let out.

What if this rumor was started by the Sinaloa Cartel to guage what and how fast US response would be? Similiar to how nations violate each others air space to guage how quickly they can scramble their fighter jets. Seeing as the US is working to extradite him and his prison is next to border they need to be sure their next escape attempt won't be thwarted by the US.

someone just put a bullet in his head for the love of god

>El Chapo speaks...

Found the El Chapo

this was proven to be a hoax. or atleast still a rumorl

With the help of Hillary

We had this same hoax a few months ago.

Bullshit till legitimate source says it.