WTF is this boring looking shit
WTF is this boring looking shit
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Looks like a live action adaptation of a public domain story.
i hate this trend so much i fucking hate normies going to sees these POS every year
Prince Eric looks like Charls
looks like a hallmark movie
I personally like my mermaids with some muscle.
Prince Eric looks like Elon Musk
Is this a youtube skit?
guess this is not based on HC Andersens story then.... then why have the same name as the trademark Disneymovie
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lol
this "oy vey marketing failed for shit thing" garbage happens a lot
>tfw was writing a mermaid screenplay a year ago
>googled mermaids and saw disney were already coming out with a little mermaid
threw that shit the fuck away
mine was gonna have volcanoes and pirates and imprisoned humans by the mermaid people... fuck you it was great
Aren't you glad you had such a convenient excuse to give up?
only if it were going to suck... i kinda liked the idea
It was about the en.wikipedia.org
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>Mermaids are now lean but ripped from swimming all the time.
>They are like fish, super strong and much heavier than you'd think
>Arial simply beats the shit out of her rival for the prince's affection
>"superior mermaid genes, human bitch."
>end scene he ejaculates over a pile of her eggs and puts them in a sac and carries them out to sea
>he ejaculates over a pile of her eggs
Suddenly the ''You have to eat ALL the eggs'' makes a lot more sense
Why didn't they cast a ginger?
Also whats up with the sounds when she speaks
>not taking advantage of The Little Mermaid remake as a chance to pitch your script to The Asylum for a low budget direct to video film
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James Gunn first big break was writing a script for a troma movie called Tromeo and Juliet.
wasn't heracles' daughter in this one?
That's the girl from Shannananra Chronicles. the one that always smiles, every fucking scene, rape, death, anything, always smiling.
This looks like fucking shit. Also, is that the Disney movie? It looks nothing like the original dartoon.
looks like a live-action disney film from 25 years ago
>Sam from Lord of the Rings
>Paul Giamatti
>Victoria Justice
At least the cast us decent.
fuckign stop
jfmsuf
did you like the synopsis?
>go to the asylum home page
>"We are not accepting pitches at this time"
;_;
I guess it's public domain and they are trying to trick people into thinking it's a Disney remake
Sean Astin isn't in it.
how the fuck is it possible for them to use that name? doesn't disney have some kind of trademark? I think it's great for them to use the name but the movie looks like complete horseshit
>scale boobs
>not the clam bra
R U I N E D
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>implying I read your shitty script when you yourself gave up on it so easily
Of course they aren't accepting submissions, even small studios don't want to accept random shitty scripts from autists on the internet. Richard Kelly would sneak into lot sets and throw his script around with his phone and email attached to it.
If you write a piece of work that you actually believe in, go find the home address of producers at Asylum and fill their boxmail with copies of your script. There is a .01% chance of success but its better than "Oh well will just never do anything with my amazing script"
I heard a story, and I believe it was true and not just a rumour though I can't be bothered to google it, that when Frozen was released Disney paid the only porn company planning on making a porn parody around $1m not to make the parody.
It's entirely possible that this company expected Disney to just pay them off to use a different name and it backfired