Do you think it's hard to grow up with a celebrity as a parent?

do you think it's hard to grow up with a celebrity as a parent?

about as hard as it would be for her to pass through the eye of a needle

OOOHHHH!!!!

pic not related?

she looks like a fuckin camel

Good grief, who allowed her to reproduce? Why didn't the government sterilize her?

Who?

>The offspring of a 75 years old jewish man and a 45 years old ginger

If that kid isn't a potato I'll be amazed.

...

I wonder how her husband feels about her hiding him away like some shameful secret. Must be a weird feeling to know your wife is literally embarrassed to be seen with you

He's 75. His concerns are not wetting himself in public and surviving cold snaps.

>Christfags

That's the straw that broke her back.

And yet his dick still works

Probably, depends on how hot she was when she was young.

I mean no matter how hot your own mom was, at one point one or more guys lusted after her and jerked off thinking about her.

Now imagine your mom is Katy Perry.

It is. Fortunately for Felicia's kid, he won't have to go through that.

Or Kate Beckinsale.

Or so you assume.

>be me
>celeb mom
>google her pics
>nothing but cum tributes

Marying a celeb, not even once!

oh shit, actually laughed out loud

No, not at all. In fact it's probably awesome.

She can't even take a normal pic of her just holding her baby. She has to do a tinder pose with a selfie stick from a retarded angle she must think is somehow more flattering.

>looking up your mom on Mr. Skin

better yet

>be abigail spencer's son