do you think it's hard to grow up with a celebrity as a parent?
Do you think it's hard to grow up with a celebrity as a parent?
about as hard as it would be for her to pass through the eye of a needle
OOOHHHH!!!!
pic not related?
she looks like a fuckin camel
Good grief, who allowed her to reproduce? Why didn't the government sterilize her?
Who?
>The offspring of a 75 years old jewish man and a 45 years old ginger
If that kid isn't a potato I'll be amazed.
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I wonder how her husband feels about her hiding him away like some shameful secret. Must be a weird feeling to know your wife is literally embarrassed to be seen with you
He's 75. His concerns are not wetting himself in public and surviving cold snaps.
>Christfags
That's the straw that broke her back.
And yet his dick still works
Probably, depends on how hot she was when she was young.
I mean no matter how hot your own mom was, at one point one or more guys lusted after her and jerked off thinking about her.
Now imagine your mom is Katy Perry.
It is. Fortunately for Felicia's kid, he won't have to go through that.
Or Kate Beckinsale.
Or so you assume.
>be me
>celeb mom
>google her pics
>nothing but cum tributes
Marying a celeb, not even once!
oh shit, actually laughed out loud
No, not at all. In fact it's probably awesome.
She can't even take a normal pic of her just holding her baby. She has to do a tinder pose with a selfie stick from a retarded angle she must think is somehow more flattering.
>looking up your mom on Mr. Skin
better yet
>be abigail spencer's son