DONT DROP THAT SHIT

DONT DROP THAT SHIT

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THE NIGGA BOUGHT SOME ALUMINIUM TUBES

YELLOW CAKE

Post best skits:
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FUCKIN RIGHT

THE CRADLE OF FUCKING CIVILIZATION!

WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT THAT COAT THAT HASN'T ALREADY BEEN SAID ABOUT AFGHANISTAN?

IT LOOKS BOMBED OUT AND DEPLETED

>tfw youtube took down the 'tupac is still alive' skit

Beautiful, on the weekends, does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies.

youtube.com/watch?v=egIWskTD5J8
This one?
>I'm talkin' bout George W. Smiff from City Council, he ran in 93.

THIS AIN'T MY SON, I JUST BOUGHT THIS BABY STRAIGHT CASH

>That video is not available

Fucking hell youtube.

?
What country do you live in?

>you probably never heard about him

Gets me every time.

I TOLD YOU
STOP HITTIN THE TABLE

I'm in America and this shit isn't available here?!

>tfw eating with plain napkins instead of special CIA ones

THAT VIDEO OF R KELLY PEEING ON THAT GIRL, IT WASN'T R KELLY....IT WAS ME

How would Racial Draft 2017 look like?

>Jews
Donald Trump

>Whites
Dak Prescott

>Latinos
Jeb Bush

>Asians
Keanu Reeves

Oil?

Whites will pick Ben Carson in exchange giving Eminem to blacks.

...

I GOT FORTY NATIONS, READY TO ROLL SON

>Jews
Elon Musk

>Whites
Steph Curry

>Latinos
they trade Ted Cruz for Joe Biden

>Asians
Chris Christie for dem sumo fundamentals

What would a black Trump skit be like?

It's quite ironic because latinos are blacks' worst enemy when it comes to drug trafficking. Latinos are more organized and cunning.

like who?

Sup Forums - literally can't stop inserting themselves into anything even remotely racial

We don’t know what he has. We can’t trust random niggas, as George Bush so eloquently put it.

WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? LIKE WHO?

RUN GIRL RUN FOR YOUR LIFE GET SOME HELP!

>tfw imagining Black Nigel Farage

As well know mufagga, Belgium aint real niggas.

>Racial Draft 2017

>Whites pick George Zimmerman.

>I stayed with the Indian chief and his tribe, they gave me my own teepee to sleep in and shit
>You might think that's cool, I personally thought it was a little fucked up
>Cuz they all had houses man, why you make a nigga sleep on the grass in your backyard, you know?

>Assemble your crew.

GAME
BLOUSES

who are the five greatest rappers on earth?

DUDE QUOTING THE SAME THREE SKITS IN ALL CAPS LMAO

1. Kanye West
2. Mobb Deep
3. Biggie Smalls
4. Nas
5. Tupac Shakur

>no Kool G. Rap

wrong

1. Dylan
2. Dylan
3. Dylan
4. Dylan
5. Dylan

because I spit hot faya

FUCK YO COUCH
NIGGA

WIDE NOSE HAVING MOTHERFUCKA
THEY SHOULDA NEVER GAVE YOU NIGGAS MONEY
DARKNESSES
YOU CAN BUY A NEW COUCH
WHAT ABOUT MY LEGS CHARLIE MURHPYYY

>Dre not in top 3
>Kanye West #1
>Nas, reddit rapper, on the list.

WEW

Nas only made 1 good album.

g2bed, Jay Z

You could try this:
cc.com/video-clips/cio5rg/chappelle-s-show-tupac-is-still-alive---uncensored

>Dre
lamo nigga what are you doing

>Kanye

people need to stop confusing great production with great lyrics or flow. Production cancer is why hiphop sounds like robot sex now and it's what allows subhuman trash like Young Thug to have a career

>Hating Kanye
Kanye West post-Graduation is the best rapper.

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy > Yeezus > Ready to Die > Life After Death

>Kanye

Literally kys pls.

there's a genius inside Kanye's head but he's trapped in the body of a fucking retard who's not helped by having a room temp IQ wife and her menagerie family

RIGGITY ROW IS COMIN'

LEMME HOLLA ATCHA

JAPAN IS SENDING PLAYSTATIONS

That worked but that skit is shit cause Tupac was always awful.
Do they have black bush tho?

>Tupac was always awful.

When compared to Biggie Smalls, absolutely.

Ironically his best theme song is dissing Biggie Smalls.

>no love for 50 Cent

>Mother was a lesbian
>Got shot 9 times and survived
>Genius investor
>Voted for Trump

Is he /ourguy/?

They're both overrated.
They're only held in high esteem because they're dead.

Biggie Smalls is not even in the same level as Tupac.

Every Tupac sounds the same. Same goes for Eminem.

>voting
>our guy
(You)

Im not buying shit from him again

...

>Same goes for Eminem.
not even remotely true. Eminem from 1999 and Eminem from 2014 are a world apart

young M was a scared kid strung up on drugs living in Detroit in a trailer park with an abusive mother

post-2001 M is a millionaire doing skits with Rihanna and his shit flow reflects that

NEW CHAPPELLE STANDUPS IN 11 DAYS NIGGAS. NETFLIX!

GODDAMN I AM HYPED

breeeaaast miiiilk

swear to god if it's neutered I'll kill myself because I'll know there's no more good comedy

>"When's we all gonna be free?"
>"Oh, I dunno....how about nowish?"

some of the canceled skits are funnier than the regular ones

>Chappelle
>Neutered

I doubt it.

I do however believe Sup Forums will fly into a fit of rage because it's guaranteed that he'll make fun of their orange shitskin Trump.

...

>Curlyhair runs away spraying his hair

The fucking subtleties man.

>Them lames ain't even got no shoes on jack

>200X
>Dave Chapelle has to cancel a sketch about clearly comical pimps hating and shooting a single slavemaster

Vs.

>201X
>Tarantino is able to make an entire pulp Slavesploitation movie, inventing mandingo fighting and slaughtering an entire plantation, but only due to clear non seriousness of the treatment and the raw star power. He had to get Samuel Mothafuckin Jackson to be his Uncle Tom.

>2017
>Peele, brought to notoreity from a show clearly building off the groundwork laid by Chappelle's Show, is able to gain mainstream acclaim and serious critical response for a horror comedy wherein kid black hero fucks up everyone with his bare hands and brutal implements.

Chappelle gave his career and sanity, with others literally using his body as a stepping stone to realize their slave revenge comedy. Witness his sacrifice.

Key and Peele are PG13 Dave

And their comedy suffers for it. Even though I do find some of their shit hilarious, they'll always be held back by networks

young thug is rap not hip hop so im not sure what ur point is

Did Dave ever explain why he didn't want to do CS anymore? Was it tiring him? No ideas anymore? I doubt the shit got canned.

there are 50 conspiracy theories

1. He thought the mock racism was making people actually racist
2. He was annoyed by people yelling I'M RICH BITCH on the street to him and his little kids
3. He was tired of Comedy Central execs sticking their nose in his show
4. He had a fallout with Neil Brennan

any or all of these could be true

rap is a subset of hip hop. When a nigga raps to a beat about urban themes it's hip hop. Don't agree? take it up with Afrikaa Bambaataa

THE MOTHERLAND

Dave refused to wear a dress in a movie. It's some sort of Hollywood tradition to have black men emasculated in film. Refusing to do that part is a sin in Hollywood. It will get you blacklisted.

After that (((They))) started to take over his show and destroy his credibility.

Sup Forums pls

How do non-dress wearing blacks still have careers?

Rap is something you do, Hip Hop is something you live.

>How do non-dress wearing blacks still have careers?

Who are they?

so you'd say Young Thug just raps for the studio but then goes back to his 2 story suburban house, wears a turtleneck and loafers and works on his law degree or?

Like this coat? White panda. Hulk Hogan choked one out for me in China for my birthday. It's reversible -- this side is bald eagle.

Denzel
Charlie Murphy
any actor from The Wire afaik
Michael Clarke Duncan before he died
Wesley Snipes
Idris Elba

>doesn't even know KRS-One quotes
oh my word, state of (You)

That's a good way of putting it.

Well majority of them are mixed with Spaniard and Aztec/Mayans.

>Wesley Snipes
Wasn't he in a fucking movie about crossdressers? I think it was him, Leguizamo and some other guy, maybe Agent Smith from The Matrix.

I also recall Michael Clarke Duncan joking about dressing up like Donna Summers and wearing heels in Ricky Bobby.

I agree that user is full of shit though.

Now if yall will excuse me I have to go home and put some water in Buck Nasty's mamas dish

Rap is the ultimate nigger music.

Nigger can't sing? Just steal some shit from Dr. Suess and rhyme it in your ghetto dialect while interjecting a bunch of "niggas", "bitches", and "yea boi's". Nigger can't play an instrument? Just steal some shit from blacks with actual talent, like Chic, James Brown, Stevie Wonder, or Rick James, but don't call it "stealing", call it "sampling" instead. Nigger can't write music or compose a tune no problem, we'll just lift entire songs.

It's sad when real black musicians and singers are overlooked by the throngs of low intelligence, no talent having niggers that can't even appreciate real music.

Sometimes I forget how truly retarded Sup Forums is

M'lady

>it's the Sup Forums bogeyman again