Geostorm

Synopsis:
>As a man heads into space to prevent climate-controlling satellites from creating a storm of epic proportions, his brother discovers a plot to assassinate the president.

youtube.com/watch?v=lI_Yau69onQ

Are you ready for the definitive shitkino of 2017?

Will this be post ironically Retro-90s FunKino?

this sounds fucking great.

looks like another emmerich shitflick desu

Oh yeah, weather control machine? Government's totally got one of those, you just wait they'll probably use to assassinate the president too..

I hate everything about this retarded piece of crap, and mostly because there are fucking idiots out there that believe any of this could be possible.

Sending a Cat 5 hurricane to your doorstep as we speak

Well this was the plot of my GI JOE fan script

>he doesn't know about the Cobra Weather Dominator

best GI arc ever

This looks like the kind of action film-within-a-film you'd see in a film about a Hollywood action star who takes on ridiculous roles.

>Gerard Butler is this hard up for work

He'll be in the next Sharknado at this rate. How did this guy crash this hard?

Can't wait until Warner Bro crashes and burns. They're almost at Sony's level now. They just can't stop making shitty movies.

He was in Reign of Fire, he was never good

So was Matthew Mcconaughey

Yeah but he was in a Time to Kill before that.

Does Gerard Butler give a shit anymore?

Those things couldn't be less related. Fuck that.

I wonder how is gonna be the president in this one...

Looks absolutely retarded. I'm in.

>he didnt answer
>it's true

The fuck, this actually looks pretty good.

You thought he just likes doing shit he likes? He's rich enough to just do fun scripts. Fuck off lad.

I'll watch it, every one of these neo Gerard Butler movies is entertaining as fuck.

Gods of Egypt was great fun too.

As a geoscientists, I cannot wait to see this flick. Its like "core+day after tomorrow+2012".

j-joscher?

No.

yeah, its beyond ludicrous

...+ Olympus Has Fallen