Champions League RO16 Draw thread

Starts in 2.5 bongs, get your predictions in lads

Seeded:
Manchester United
PSG
Roma
Barcelona
Liverpool
Manchester City
Besiktas
Tottenham

Unseeded:
Basel
Bayern München
Chelsea
Juventus
Sevilla
Shakhtar
Porto
Real Madrid

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Chelsea - PSG

Make sure we get Besiktas and Barcelona get Bayern
>but Florent-
*click*

this

>besiktas - madrid
bet your savings on it

Dubs for Bayern-Barca

REMINDER THAT XABI ALONSO WILL BE THE '''''''''''INNOCENT''''''''' HAND PICKING THE BALLS LMAO

I'm sure that Roma Will pick real madrid

oh boy as if '''''''''''lucky draws'''''''''' corruption and rigging wasn't obvious enough
>casillas picked the draws a couple years ago
>now xabi alonso
sad

Juve - ManU
Porto - PSG
Chelsea - Roma
Basel - Barcelona
Bayern - Liverpool
Shakhtar - City
Besiktas - Madrid
Spurs - Sevilla

>chelsea - roma
not possible, same group
>barcelona - basel
lmao not happening

But where is arsenal?

Earlier today I went to one of those online draw sites and got the following match ups:
>Real-PSG
>Bayern-City
>Juve-United
>Chelsea-Barca
My hopes are high

At least Alonso retired first, Casillas was still playing

Manchester United - Juventus
PSG - Sevilla
Roma - Porto
Barcelona - Basel
Liverpool - Real Madrid
Manchester City - Bayern Munchen
Besitkas - Chelsea
Tottenham - Shakhtar

Dubs for Barcelona - Chelsea

>Manchester United - Juventus
we'd reach levels of boredom so extreme that the universe would collpase on itself

dubs for Man City vs Bayern

Who would win if it went to penalties?

I'll roll again for that lad

>Piguain vs Pookaku
let's just hope it never happens okay

woa

>this catalan persecution complex

waaaah we're always the victims waaaah

nice, so far 1/8 confirmed for me

>not quoting the englishfag saying the same
lmao sad!

I love how these evolve over time

Hello, I come from the future to deliver truth

Manchester United - Juventus
PSG - Porto
Roma - Sevilla
Barcelona - Shakhtar
Liverpool - Real Madrid
Manchester City - Basel
Besiktas - Real Madrid
Tottenham - Bayern Munchen

how can you 'predict' a draw like this
other than besiktas v real the teams are drawn out randomly

SPOILER ALERT: WHOEVER DRAWS BESITKAS WILL LOSE

BEWARE

interesting. why did real madrid come out twice?

>the teams are drawn out randomly

How do they choose which seeded team gets their opponent first?

Sorry la, meant to put Besiktas - Chelsea

u wot m8
they draw balls out of a pot

madrid - besiktas has already been confirmed, halalradio has been these week saying how they are such a great team, the revelation and a fan favourite to watch lmao

I wish I was joking

yeah but how do they know to pick out the ball with besitkas on it for real madrid?

is it heated? heavier? frozen? different texture?

I believe they are heated

we should convince someone in the media via twitter to use a thermal camera to record the draw, shouldn't be very hard to do and would kill or confirm the speculation

>yfw the "audio" of the "spinning" of the "balls' doesn't match up to the visual of the balls being spun in the thermal vision

HHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Why didn’t Napoli make it?

would a weighted ball always clearly end up at the bottom after a few spins? It could also be the method used

Please let Besiktas - Bayern happen.

I would love to the allianz arena filled up with turks.

muh fatturat'

>yfw we get Liverpool
>yfw Besitkas gets Real Madrid

Just kidding, we will most likely get PSG

On the Evidence of the Manchester derby, those two teams aren't going far

Barça has around 40% of chances to draw Chelsea and PSG 28%, same for Besiktas I think...

Friendly reminder that Chelasea-Barca is almost confirmed since it has like 48% of chance to happen

lemonde.fr/ligue-des-champions/article/2017/12/10/ligue-des-champions-pourquoi-le-psg-a-une-chance-sur-trois-de-rencontrer-chelsea_5227638_1616944.html

here la's

anyone remember the order of the draws?

The % doesn't matter, it's scripted.

>PSG-Chelsea AGAIN
please no

for once, nobody should care if Uefalona winds up drawing a tough team or a weak one. They're shittier than they were last year and they're bound to get annihilated by the first decent club they face.

I'd be worried about Halal though. They might not have played as well so far but if their "luck" were to allow them to reach the semi-finals through easy matches they might have once again found their rhytim by then in which case they'll be unstoppable.

Is this the thread where scatalans come to cry?

Sad!

>this obvious falseflagging halalfag
ayyy macaco

>madrid besiktas
>12%

Try 100%.

Chill the fuck out jordis, this won't be like the referendum, this is 100% legal.

top keks

Sure m8

Now he'll say whatever he wants now that he is out. The draw is 100% legal m8.

>halalfags already in preemptive damage control of their '''''''lucky draw''''' against besiktas in the ''''''''innocent'''''' hands of xabi alonso
lmao hadn't seen them so butthurt since... hmm... since yesterday when barcelona scored

starts in 1 bong
here is the stream youtube.com/watch?v=IFONy0KhKbY&ab_channel=UEFA.tv

It's not real fault if they draw the apoel today jordi, everything in life isn't a conspiration...

thanks

ideally i'd like
man utd v real (for the mouyes narrative)
barca v chelsea (because of the history)
PSG v juve
city v bayern (because of poop)

not too bothered about the others although liverpool v bayern would also be fun

Chelsea Besiktas please

i don't even want >us to draw a shit team like basel because i just know >we're going out in the next round. at least it won't be as embarrassing at the hands of juve or bayern.

besiktas la

Really want basel, owe them one from last time we were in the champions league

The powers of su florentineza are infinite. Real will get apoeal la'.

I really want liverpool, city or United for Real. Bet these brits shits on themselves like always.

Nah Brit teams would shit themsleves against Barca or Buyern

Real and PSG are fair game

>Real and PSG are fair game
Be ready,.

lmao Cheshit fucked

"It's Marotta."
"Yes, signore?"
"Besiktas"
"B-but signore, Florentino already called us"
"W-what? I-I'll call you back"

>barcelona chelsea

HOLA BASEL

COME TO BESIKTAS

Heh, easy win for us...

Chelsea will 100% get PSG

every fucking year

...

...

Salsa

Stream for this shit?

a chileANO already posted it

>He thinks his shitty counter attack team can beat English grit

kys

anny team can expose eplel defense tho

who /afraid but hyped/ here

Here

Here. I know for a fact we will get Real but I am still hype

top keks

Reminder that madrid will get beshiktas

>Steffen saying he wants to draw Barcelona for a duel of the dwarves

real will dran manchester la

which manchester

>EPL teams
>English

When does the draw start?
And by that I mean: I know when the draw starts but will it be preceded by half an hour of shit?

poop

it could have been an unexposable duel

>UEFA
yes there will be half an hour of explaining the highly complicated process of pulling balls out of pots and bringing on a few old legends and say 'remember this guy?'

just 5 bings now la's

youtube.com/watch?v=IFONy0KhKbY&feature=player_embedded

I have the feeling we're gonna get another Barca-Chelsea matchup lads.

Haha, good one