Captain, I recommend we run a level 2 Star Trek thread immediately

Captain, I recommend we run a level 2 Star Trek thread immediately.

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>in b4 anti-SJWs desperately try to argue that Star Trek is redpilled as fuck rather than admit they enjoy a program which is progressive and made by liberals

This is unironically the best portrayal of Moriarty of any adaptation.

Daily reminder that Maxwell did nothing wrong.

Nebula class is qt

>KORGANO, I'VE COME TO BARGAIN

>tfw Frank Sinatra was a huge fan

Star Trek isn't red piled but it did diversity right during TNG and TOS. It didn't matter that Uhura or Geordi are or that Sulu is asian, they're just people.

Firing torpedoes!

I tried watchi g ToS but accidently watched the "best of" episode collection
Still it was neat

i kek'd

Belay that order, Lieutenant!

I agree. I just wanted them to take him a little further. Pull of some real villainous stuff instead of just "omg this is so fascinating let me explore :O"

Like, keep the villain and the quest for knowledge. Don't remove the one massive aspect of Moriarty.

Captain, I sense a completely useless eye candy on the bridge, right now.

But sir they are charging weapons!

Fuck off SJW

I haven't seen any episodes of Star Trek.

I've only seen the new Star Trek movies, and Wrath of Khan. (They were all moderately enjoyable).

I'm interested in watching The Next Generation.
I have these episodes downloaded. If I like them, I might watch all of it.

Is this a good list for me?

Sir, if I may-

These are good episodes but you'll miss a lot of shit just jumping through seasons like that.

SHUT THE FUCK UP WESLEY

I'd skip the first, but the rest are pretty great desu

What was bad about doing that?

I've got the first so I can know who characters are and such.

What a shit thread.

Captain, sensors indicate there's a Klingon standing right behind you! Permission to detonate the warp core and fire all photon torpedoes directly at the bridge!

>wesley, back on my home planet there were...

I wanted to start from begining to end since Ive never really watched Star Trek before

>both men and women in the Turkana IV rape gangs
Truly the future is a diverse wonderland

>useless
reads enemy minds better than anybody

>MUH RAEP GENGS

>tfw no rape gangbangin' bros

You can be a part of my rape gang bro.

thanks senpai

>it's a bajewrans whine about muh work camps episode

TNG has the best individual scifi episodes

Just finished ds9, there were some genuine feels. Gul Dukat best character

>these two fucked
what did they mean by this

>It's a Dr crusher gets fingered by an alien ghost episode

>it's a geordi falls in love with a hologram episode

FULLY
FUNCTIONAL

>it's a geordi "it's not rape if she's virtual" laforge of all people has the nerve to berate barclay over his waifu holodeck fantasies episode

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Barclay is probably my most liked character in TNG, followed by Data and then Picard.

Computer, create a simulation of Turkana IV rape gangs. Increase rapist genitalia size by 35% and give them an unlimited stream of semen. Replace rapists face with Wesley Crusher.........Delete program.

Fuck you Data

Picard is the better captain but Shatner is the better man.

>tfw replicators can't make potato

Pulaski did nothing wrong
prove me wrong

Best Miles post I've seen in a while.

>Captain promises Moriarty that he will find a way to free him from the holodeck.
>Forgets about him for 5 years.
>Moriarty pops back up and the captain is like "oh shit, I forgot!"
>Trap him into little cube and promise freedom again.
>Forget an episode later.

Jesus, Voyager was able to give the doctor a holo emitter, meanwhile Data and the best god-damned engineer in all of Starlfeet, Geordi, can't seem to do shit for poor Moriarty.

>it's a Worf hates his son episode

>it's a nig and nog episode

If I remember correctly, Geordi never berated Broccoli, he actually sided with him and said how he realizes it's just a fantasy but others might not understand.

Shut up and have another Romulan bastard child why don't you.

>It's a people talk about the other shitty ST shows

Can we have one thread without those cunty terrible pissoff shows?

TOS and TNG is all that matters.

And ENT.
But agreed, VOY is a TNG knockoff and DS9 is ten times shittier then VOY.

Data simply does not HAVE the ability to shitpost. He can enter text and pass CAPTCHA's, yes, but it cannot truly shitpost.

>watching TOS
>kind of mediocre
>get to the romulan episode
does it get good from here?

Ive been watching TNG in order for the first time. Just hit the Q episode with the Borg introduction. Fuuuuuuug

TNG is a free-love-future with space hippies gallivanting around in the galaxy in a 5-star cruise liner.
Best fucking show in the Alpha and Beta Quadrant.

but SJW's can't stand star trek

>TOS

>y'all came go the wrong quadrant, nigga

Fuck that uppity hologram. Picard should have just deleted him.

>Socialism
>not red pilled

they stole the holo-emitter from the alternate timeline and it was future tech

I am not even sure they were supposed to keep it

Replicator, Jamaican coffee blend, double strong, double sweet.

at least is not Riker that adopted that alien kid and then it was never mentioned again

Wait, I'm not doubting that Riker hasn't impregnated every woman from Earth to Romulus, but Riker has a kid?

I am not saying that he actually adopted him, just that he took him and said that he would never be alone again but then it was never mentioned again

Lol. Classic Riker

...

how much monday did Picard spend on this sextant?

The one where he gets trapped in the Matrix in a cave?

I like to think they dropped him off at Star Fleet at some point and just didn't leave the cube on the ship to eventually be destroyed.

No, I'm not interested in some novel.

yes, maybe he sent him to live with his father and condemned him to to grow up full of daddy issues too

>TNG
Captain, there's a reddit ship off the port bow. They're hailing us.

But it's the afternoon

Miles never drinks coffee in the afternoon

Mr. Worf, I'm placing you in temporary command

Very good sir. Today I will show you how real honor is earned. Ready torpedoes!

DS9 cuties turned into DS9 gilfs

>It's a Dr. Crusher falls in love with a parasitic space slug episode

Kek

>Worfs face in the ONE (1) episode where Picard lets him fire at will.

...

>it's a Nog and Ferengi episode

Yeah, Geordi was just pissed off at Barclay constantly being late and shit

Thanks for trying to ruin the thread right away

this isn't how you false flag

Give me three examples of whatever the fuck you're talking about

And before you post THE shitty webcomic, the artist was torn apart for it by SJWs

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That kira panty peeking out.
I'm about make a vial of white

Star trek is first and foremost for autists

How could such a thing as a planet full of rape gangs even exist within the utopian future of early Star Trek? Roddenberry himself was still part of the writing crew at his stage.

Bajor was a mistake

>It's not a Nog or Ferenghi episode

You'll die waiting for him to answer, but he'll still go on believing he's right

>Roddenberry himself was still part of the writing crew at his stage.

This explains everything regarding Turkana IV.

Writing away that it wasn't a part of the Federation, there didn't need there to be a continuity when the person writing the episode was slowly losing his mind from years of drug use.

War where that planet was the front line and was largely loosing to a dictatorship?

Pretty obbius.

Who says that's not a utopia?

gene roddenberry was a shitty scummy hack who got lucky by suckering other, more competent people into his vortex while he was busy sleeping with cast members

the whole tasha RAPE GANGS thing is overblown and i think it's just because it's a naughty thing to say online. haha rape gangs lel

shhhhh...it's going to be ok

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